Zell : Hey Bunji, did you hear about the new Nintendo consule?
Bunji : I heard it was called the Revolution. That's a cool title. I might be picking that one up, since I passed on the
X-Box 360. I have 360 reasons why not to buy that piece of crap.
Zell : No you don't, mate.
Bunji : Well, still sucks anyway. So, what about the Revo.
Zell : Well mate, it ain't called that no more. It's now called the "Wii"
Bunji : The Wii?
Zell : Yeah, the Wii. Like, I gotta go home, and take a big Wii.
Bunji : So, kids will be running home after school, just to play with their Wii.
Zell : Right.
Bunji : So, it was just like High School.
Zell : Yeah mate. Unless you called your meat and two veg an Atari back then.
Bunji : What makes you think I don't call it that now?
Zell : Because you call it your Wii.
Bunji : So there's going to be people out there spending $$200 just to play with Nintendo's Wii?
Zell : And with good reason. Nintendo's Wii is shiny. It's big, but not too big, plus it comes with it's own toys mate.
Bunji : Huh?
Zell : Rumble pack! And spiffy controllers, mate!
Bunji : Does it have anything that you can store your Wii in?
Zell : Of course, mate! The Adjustable Storage System! You can store your Wii in there anytime!
Bunji : You want me to put my Wii, in something that is nicknamed the A.S.S.?
Zell : Who doesn't? Everyone wants to put their Wii in one of those Adjustable Storage Systems! Even nuns!
Bunji : Wow, must really be popular.
*NEW CONTESTANT - KURT ANGLE*
Kurt : Hey folks. What are you two morons talking about?
Zell : We're talking about the Wii, mate!
Bunji : And storing it in the Adjustable Storage System!
Kurt : WOOOO!!!! Great! I'm a WRESTLING MACHINE!!! And I can't wait to buy my own WII!!!
Zell : That's the spirit mate!
Kurt : Wooo!
Zell : Wooo!
Bunji : So, what other things come with the Wii?
Zell : Well, like the X-Box, you can link Wii's. It's called a Wii-Wii.
Kurt : I wanna play the Wii-Wii! Who wants to connect our Wii's when we get them?
Zell : You know, I'm not sure if that sounds completely wrong, or totally awesome.
Bunji : I'm going with a bit of both. It'll be awesome, but then I'll be in the shower after trying to wash off the dirt.
Kurt Angle : Hey guys, I love watching the Wii on TV sometimes. I just can't touch her in any country but China.
Zell : Wha...
Bunji : I get it. I like Wii-ing over that too.
Zell : That's.....that's wrong. That seriously wrong. You turned that into a completely sexual joke, Bunji, and that's
Bunji : Sorry. Hey, what do Nintendo fanboys say on a roller coaster?
Kurt/Zell : What?
Bunji : WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
Zell : WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII, MATE!!!!
Kurt Angle : WOOOOOO...err...WIIIIIIIIII!!!
Zell : Man, I think I might mod my Wii one day. Who doesn't want a more powerful Wii?
Kurt/Bunji : I would.
Zell : I'll call it ViagraWii.
Unknown Voice : You won't be needing your Wiis once I fill the hole with the 360!!!!
Kurt Angle : What the hell are you doing here.
UV : I'm Bill Gates, and I will spread the law of the 360!
Zell : .....Dude, no wants the X-Box 1.5. They sold like 5 in Japan, and like, 10 in America, because they sold out quick.
Gates : NOOO!!! You Speak lies! HALO 3 BEAM!!!!
*FIRES HALO 3 BEAM - MISSES EVERYONE BY A MILE. EXCEPT HERB N' GARINO.*
Garino : ......Hate....you...
Kurt Angle : Just bring the anti-360 killing machine in.
Zell : He's off for the day. But we have Fangoram.
Bunji : HEY RETARD, GET OUT HERE! And guys, just a warning, for the love of Johnny Damon, don't look.
Fangoram : *walks out with the CENTER WII*
Bill Gates : WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Fangoram : I PREORDERED MY WII!!! AND MEET MY SMASH BROTHERS!!! KAMEHAMEMARIOHA!!!!!!!
Bill Gates : NOOOOOOOOO....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME MUTHERFUCKIN' SNAKE ON THIS MUTHERFUCKIN' WII TYPE VIOLENCE!!! 'BOUT TIME, EH?*
Bill Gates : *go boom*
Fangoram : VICTORY WITH MY WII!!!!!
Kurt Angle : Wha---OH GOD, I LOOKED!!!
Bunji : Warned ya.