Fangoram: <raise head>
The Emperor Don: Rise Lord Goram of fan
Fangoram: WHERE ARE SELECTS?
T.E.D: In a fit of Rage you destroyed the factory.
Bunji: What in the hell are you doing?
Don: <Takes off emperor outfit> Nothing just trying to cover up Garino's noises.
Zell: What're you talkin' bout mate, I don't hear anything
Sherry: Could that be...
Bunji: No it can't be...
Zell: But it must be....
Xemnas: The sound of chaos...
Fangoram: <Struggling with the Vader helmet> WRONG GAME!!!!
Bunji: Y'know I've forgotten what wall number we're on...
Zell: Doesn't matter only beer, sherry's boobs, and my gun are all that matter.
Sherry: If I weren't a butch I'd be offended.
Xemnas: I need more anger, more hate more....
Bunji: WOLVES!!! SHUT HIM UP!
<SCENE DELETED DUE TO XEMNAS JUST GOT OWNED 20 TIMES FASTER THAN BY SORA TYPE OF BUNJI LIKE ACTION VIOLENCE!>
Don: okay... back to the Garino screaming thing...
Bunji: Yeah what's that about?
Don: Garino's in his twenties and never graduated high school, so I put him back in...
Don: Well it's the time of the Year where the SAT is being taken and Garino's been studying.
Bunji: Wait you mean to tell me a dropout managed to put my particles back together yet he can't pass highschool?
Don: One word....Bullies....
Don: Ten words... Awesome though strangely gay blue aura like final boss powers
Zell: So true...
Garino: Phew, break time...
Sherry: So how goes the studying?
Garino: What studying, I was trying a new position with Pol Pot and Chairman Mao, I sure love the Chinese.
Billy: <From nowhere> OH YEAH! <dissappears>
Bunji: I think I found a reason to give up on my second life.
Zell: Then you wonder why we hate you.
Garino: Giving less of a thought giving less of a care. Here's your mission, destroy the SAT.
Zell: That's it?
Garino: Yep those bastards gave me a 2390 out of 2400 and that bitch Jun Xiao Ban got a 2400, I'll kill those bastards.
Bunji: Merc, give me a copy of the SAT.
Zell: Wait, a bloody minute you can't....
Merc: here you are Kugashira sama.
Bunji: Not all of them are aussie dumbass.
Zell: Jack Thompson you...
Bunji: Maybe later anyway... <Pulls out guns shoots the SAT to kingdom come with infinite ammo> Mission done.
Garino: wow, but not what I meant, destroy the company, I'll get the name now... <taps into mental channel> Spike,
who are the SAT makers....
Spike: ETS asshole
<Garino causes spike a migrane -50 points>
Garino: Blow up the ETS building but first find out the identity of it's creator.
Sherry: <Gone, left a note behind>
Garino: That bitch, <picks up note and reads> "Went to bally total fitness then over to san francisco for vacation,
Hate you, sherry, PS take any money out of my pay check and I'll bring someone from wisconsin with me." Damn.
Don: Okay, lets go, Zell, Bunji, and Fangoram this is a mission for us, Zell your mercs stay behind.
Zell: Alright blokes, no pay for today.
Mercs: Jew bastard...
Zell: I heard that, now I'm cutting 100 dollars from each of your paychecks for emotional damage.
<Somewhere off in the distance, where the land stays a wasteland the team finds the ETS building.>
Bunji: So that's it eh?
Strange voice: Turn back...
Zell: Stay puft marshmellow man?
SV: The hell? No...
Don: David Blaine?
SV: Don't make me slap you.
Fangoram: VICE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES DICK CHENEY?
SV: The hell? How'd the retard know?
Bunji: Fangoram likes the O'Reily factor and CNN.
Dick: I created the ETS to produce smart whites and asians so they can breed and create one ultimate race...
Juji: <in the distance> SEIG HEIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dick: The hell?
Bunji: Don't ask...
Zell: You do realize though we're going to kill you.
Dick: I am satan incarnate you cannot defeat me!!!!
Pat Robertson: I will handle this monster.
Bunji: This'll be fun...
Dick: Satan powers Go!
<SCENE DELETED DUE TO THE USUSAL BUT UNUSUAL DEATH OF PAT ROBERTSON>
Bunji: That just gave me a small reason to vote republican.
Zell: We still have a small problem...
Johnny Damon: I'm jesus like, I'll deal with him.
Don: You can't! You're not strong enough.
<SCENE DELETED DUE TO BIBLICAL VIOLENCE IN WHICH DAMON IS NOW STALEMATED>
Damon: Why is this happening?
Bunji: you're jesus powers have weakened due to your sell out, just like HB And HX's Jumping the Shark skit.
Goku: Just think of the loved ones who've been hurt by this monster, unleash your power now Damon!
Damon: Super Jo----hnnnn----yyyy----Daaa---mon ATTACK!!!!! <Pushes Cheney's beam further back>
Fangoram: WE NEED MORE POWER!
Don: And I know how to do it Bunji Zell distract him with Damon, this powerup of mine takes time.
Bunji: SUPER WOLF BOOM BOOM ATTACK!
Blitz: Damn I suck at naming these....
Zell: Drunken Aussie Roid Rage Rapid fire!
<SCENE DELETED DUE TO DESTRUCTION ON A DRAGONBALL Z LIKE LEVEL TYPE VIOLENCE>
Dick: Didn't hurt at all.
Don: Now Fangoram.
Don/Fangoram: Wonder twin powers activate!
Fangoram: FORM OF HURRICANE KATRINA!!!
Don: Form of Chuck Norris!
Dick: OH NO!!!!!
<SCENE DELETED DUE TO CHUCK NORRIS EXTREMITY OVERKILL TYPE VIOLENCE AND KATRINA LIKE STUFF>
Bunji: Okay, lets go, we're done....
<Over in Billion's City at Billions city high school>
Billy: I'm still trying to figure out why they let Juji take the SAT II in chemistry...
Mika: I got a 2400 on my SAT...
Billy: What did Micheal Jackson say to the kids right before he molested them?
Mika: You want some candy from my pants?
Billy: Well, you're close but no dice, he said.... SHAZZAM!!! <Hit's Mika with the guitar>
Proctor: Mr. Kabane.... are you cheating?
Billy: Ma'am that's impossible...
Billy: He's blind....
<2 weeks later>
Spike: I got the test results... Grave, your's says 0, it also says you're a damned retard and a picture of you killing
150 different poke'mon doesn't qualify as an answer for anything, and you didn't even spell your name right.
Juji: What does mine say?
Spike: Juji Kugashira, it says 2490, you only lost ten points because of your essay, it says that Hitler is not a compassonate
person and he does not currently rule the world..
Billy: I find fewer and fewer reasons to live my life...
Billy: Yes, Kingdom hearts 3 is one reason, and so is hitting juji.
Mika: I made my first porn video...
Billy: I think I just lost 4 reasons to live.
Juji: <Shooting his guns> BANG BANG!!!! BANG BANG!!!! FEUER FREI!!!!
Billy: And I just gained back ten reasons... Oh Juji.... I just learned a new song, it's called GUITAR OF FURY (Bashes
Juji's head with the guitar repeatedly)
Spike: Nothing happened to me this episode.
Grave:............. <Kicks Spike into the distance>
Spike: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <crash lands into a puddle>
Bunji: He said not on my watch dumbass....
Spike: Ow, good thing this puddle was here.
Zell: That's gross....
Fangoram: <as the puddle> YOU TOUCH ME IN PLACES I NEVER BEEN TOUCHED BEFORE!!!!!!
Zell: heh, five bucks says that when Fangoram turns back to normal, he comes back green....
Bunji: I know this kid, if he's like Garino, I'm betting he'll come back either brown, or powdered light blue.
Zell: You're on.
Yugi: Lets Due... (Gets shot by Caine the longshot)
Bunji: <Thumbs up> Thanks Caine!
Caine: <Thumbs up, holding a mentos, with mentos music>
WINNAHS: Chuck norris, Bunji (cause he won the bet), Sherry, Garino(for once) Grave and Billy
LOSAHS: Damon (no longer the jesus), Dick, Pat robertson, Juji, and Zell who lost the compensation money from the mercs
to Bunji, and the mercs for losing their money.
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