Zell (singing) : Hello my friends, we meet again. It's been a while, where should we begin! Feels like foreverrrrrrrrrrrr....
Bunji : For the love of everything sacred, shut the hell up!
Don : Well, it has been a while since we've been here, so all I have to say is....where my homeboyz at?
Sherry : We have a new Don alter ego, everyone! We have retard speaking Don. He's....the most special of the Dons.
Fangoram : Daah Da Durr..
Garino : Like you have any right to be talking.
Herb : Oh Garino honey, it's been sooo long since we've...
Everyone : NOOOOO!!!!
Herb : Played Dominos.
Everyone : Oh....
Herb : .....nekkid.
Bunji : Ew. Just...ew.
Zell : Ok, if I were not so drunk, I'd be disgusted. But I feel like that's the best idea in the world right now. Hey
Mercs, take off your skivvies, we're playing Naked Dominos!!!!!!!
Mercs : HOORAY!!!!!
Bunji : That's it, the mercs are gay too.
Herb and Garino : YAY!
Zell : I was lying. Gotcha.
Herb and Garino : Aww....
Mercs : Aww.....
Fangoram *Already pantsless* : Aww.....
Zell : Aww hell, Naked Dominos for the mercs!
Mercs : YA HA!!!!!!
Don : Ok, we're moving outside.
Garino : I'll be in here playing dominos....
Don : LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!! *Roundhouse kick to Garino, knocks him out, and drags him out of the house with the rest of
Bunji : So, did they write out Zell?
Zell *Runs out naked* : I just lost at Dominos, so....where's the beer, mate?
Bunji : Wheren's your pants?
Zell : Well, I lost them to Fangoram, so I'll just be riding the breeze.
Sherry : Don't you have extra's in your room?
Zell : I do, but I don't want to go in there. I'm pretty sure it has been taken over by the Elegant Madness people. (That's
Sherry : Behold, the power of the cheap plugs.
Don : Anyway, we're going to NYC. Just because I want to.
Zell : Fine....but I'm still not wearing pants.
Bunji : I'll pretend not to know you, then kick you in the junk.
Carson Daly : Hello folks, I'm still cool.
Bunji *outside, with crowd* No you're not!
Carson : I know. And today's #1 video, for the 132 day, Fangoram, "ABC's for my heart."
*Music video....Fangoram is wearing Zell's pants on his head, and....well....has none on.*
Fangoram : OH BABY GIRLS, YOU LOVEA DA BAZOOKA! OH GIRL, A B C MY HEART BEATING FOR YOU! AND CHICKEN SELECTS, BUT YOU
TOO KINDA!!! D E F GIRL, HOLD YOU SO. I J KILLING YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I THINK HE MADE A PASS AT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
*Cut to crowd*
Random Girl : I voted for Fangoram, since his video is sooo deep, and he's such a hottie! I love you Fangoram!!!*
Fangoram : L M N OH GIRL, YOU PLEASE BE MINE FOR ALL FRIGGIN TIME!!! Q R S TO MY LOVE, I LOVEA YOU GIRL!! U V W X RATED
IS WHAT I WANT TO DO YOU AT NIGHT IN YOUR PARENT'S BED!!! Y ZELL TOLD ME TO WRITE THIS SONG, AND HIS PANTS ARE ON MY HEAD.
OH GIRL, I LOVEZ YOU SO!!...
*cut to crowd*
Zell : I love this song, and I'm Fangoram's biggest fan!
Bunji : No, I'm Fangoram's biggest fan! As long as he gives me all the money!
Zell : No, he'll give me the money!
Bunji : I'll kick your ass!
Zell : Bring it!
*Zell and Bunji begin massive riot.*
Carson : Gentlemen, please, can't we all get along?
Zell : Bunji, he's right, we should fight together.
Bunji : Yeah, against a common emeny...
*Bunji and Zell point their guns ar Carson*
Carson : Damn me and my big, cool mouth.
Bear Walken *Randomly appears* : I just lost my pants at a Domino game. So I'm here to kill.
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME THIS MAY BE A NEW TREND HERE AT WWFD....PANTSLESS MAIN CHARACTERS. HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? WE'RE
DOING FINE. IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND WE MISSED YOU LONG TIME. TYPE VIOLENCE.*
TRL : *Dead*
Zell : Anyway, next week, we'll be back for a Fangoram. See you around, folks!
Bunji : Bye bye!
Sherry : Written out!
Don : Like hell you are!
Garino : Father...show's over.
Don : Like hell it is!
Zell and Bunji : It is...