Halloween

VS





FANGORAM

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Garino : Ok, you bastards. It's that time of year again.

Bunji : Yom Kappur?

Garino : No....and you're not even Jewish!

Bunji : Oh yeah.....

Zell : Boxing Day?

Garino : *Punches Zell in the face* No.

Zell : Ow! What the hell?!?!?

Sherry : Martin Luther King, Jr. Day?

Garino : Close, but no.

Don : Captain Don day?

Garino : *Kicks Don in the junk, the balls, the meat and two veg, the balluars, the bat and two balls, the A-Rod, the cheese balls and a cheesy poof....you get it.*

Don : *In major pain* What the....oohhh, cheesy poofs.

Fangoram : HALLOWEEN?!?!?!?

Garino : No....err...yes! Finally, the retard got a non-retarded question right! What does that say about the rest of you?

Don : We're not Johnny Damon, ok?

Johnny Damon : Damn straight, you're not. There's only one of me bitches!

Garino : Ok Johnny, how are those Yankees doing?

Johnny : The Johnny does not answer to you. Besides, not even God himself can help A-Rod in the post-season.

Zell : And don't forget the regular season!

Bunji : Spring training, too!

Garino : Ok, enough baseball! Our fans don't really like it too much anyway! Except that one guy.....

Bunji : Is the World Series even over yet?

Zell : No one really cares. Anyway, so what if it's Halloween? I plan on getting boozed up tonight. Like usual. Tommorow, I'm going in for another liver transplant! Gotta give this one a final party.

Bunji : Zell, you've gone through more livers than most of Canada. Combined!

Zell : All in a day's work!

Garino : Shut the hell up, you bloody limey!

Zell : Oi! I'm not British!

Don : Do you put the Queen on your money?

Zell : Yes...

Don : You're British.

Garino : EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! No wonder these things get so long! Because everyone just HAS to have a freaking line, and Zell and Bunji talk way too damn much!

Fangoram : BASTARDS!!!!!

Sherry : *Insert obligatory Sherry catchphrase here!*

Don : Sherry has a catchphrase?

Sherry : Sure I do! I'm out of here, bitches! *Write out no jutsu go!

*Poof*

Garino : Ok. Bunji, Zell, you're taking Fangoram trick-or-treating this year!

Zell and Bunji : AGAIN?!?!

Garino : It's been two years. Just do it, damn it. Me, I'll be sitting by the door with my shotgun....

Don : Hold up! We did this a while ago! Let's spice it up a little bit!

Garino : Ok. *Shoots Don in the foot.*

Don : OW! What the hell!!!!

Garino : That's for using my Final-Boss powers, asshole. You're with me. You two, go!

Bunji and Zell : Yes, sir!

Fangoram : CANDY!!!!!

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Zell *Dressed as Beanie Baby with a huge honkin' gun* : I'm Mr. Hug and Shoot, mate! Notice me tag!

Bunji *Dressed up as Wayne Brady* : Do the Brady dance! Do the Brady Dance! *Doing the Brady Dance*


Fangoram *Dressed up as Steve Urkel* : DID I DO THAT?!?!?!?

Bunji : Yes, yes you did. I hope you feel sorry for yourself. Now go kill yourself.

Fangoram *ignoring Bunji* : *Knocks on door* TRICK OR TREAT!

Old Lady : Aren't you an...ugly little thing.

Zell : Oi! That's no way to talk to the kiddie!

OL : I wasn't talking about you, fatty!

Zell : It's just a beer gut!

Bunji : Shut up, Zell.

OL : I wasn't talking to you either...shrimp.

Bunji : *Edward Elric-esque* I'M NOT A SHRIMP YOU OLD BAG OF SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU, I FRIGGIN SWEAR I WILL!

Fangoram : CANDY!

OL : Fine. Here. *Gives him a single piece of fun-sized candy corn. *

Fangoram : WHAT THE....

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME BEING TIGHT-ASSED WITH THE CANDY TYPE VIOLENCE*

OL: *Dead*

Fangoram : *not there*

Bunji : Did he....self destruct?

Zell : We can only hope so, mate....

Fangoram : *Appears out of nowhere* CANDY!

B and Z : Damn!

Fangoram : I RAIDED THE OLD WOMAN'S CANDY! I'Z THE WINNER! NEXT HOUSE!

*meanwhile*

Sherry : *Making out with a whole bunch of women.*

(If we could, we'd make this a 5-second clip)

*meanwhile*

Don *As FDR, with wheelchair* : My foot!

Garino *As Winston Churchill* : Keep talking, and I'll shoot your other one!

Don : When I steal your final boss powers, I am so Captain Donning you!

Kids *One as A-Rod, one as Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ, one as HX in a dress....oh, nevermind, that IS HX. And HB as a giant ass.* TRICK OR TREAT!

HX : Oh, you suck HB.

Johnny Damon : *Walks in* Are those flowers on that dress? I can't tell!

HX : Shut up, you traitor.

Johnny : Daisies or sunflowers?

HX : Shut up.....

Johnny : Oh yeah! *Knocks off Lil' A-Rod's head with a baseball bat* That's how you hit in October! Smell you later, losers!

Garino : Ok.....*shoots them with a shotgun. HX and HB and HX are uneffected*

HX : We're the writers. We're unharmed.

Garino : Whatever.

HB : Final boss powers! *HB and HX disappear.*

Other HX : Son of a....*Shotgun blast*

Don : Hey! I wanted to use the final boss powers!

Garino : Shut up! Hey Herbie, more dead bodies!

Herb *Dressed as Lurch from the Addams Family* : Horray!

*meanwhile*

Zell : The next house is the last one!

Fangoram : AWWWW!!!

Bunji : You've destroyed every other house on this block. This is literally the last house!

Fangoram : CURSE YOU COMMON SENSE!!!! *Knocks on door* TRICK OR TREET!

Billy : Oh he---God damnit, not again.

Fangoram : TRICK OR TREET!!!

Billy : Uhhh.....ummm......here's the bowl. Have fun....hope you get suck, and get the candy bar that has the razor in .....is that Wayne Brady? It's Wayne Brady!

Bunji : Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?

Billy : Yeah. HEY SPIKE!

Spike : Yeah.....*starts getting choked, like a bitch!*

Everyone : Laughs!

*meanwhile*

Don : ......

Garino : Are you trying to have a thought? Because you know that's bad for you...

Don : I'm killing you with my mind....

Garino : Don, you know our brains are at totally different levels. You can't even touch mine!

Don : I Know. I can never sink myself down to your level! SNAP!

Garino : ....damn.

Don : Oh, and one more thing.....SUPER CAPTAIN DON FINAL BOSS POWER...GOOOOOOOOOO------

END

WINNAHS : FANGORAM, BUNJI, ZELL, BILLY, GARINO

LOSAHS : NOT TRICK-OR-TREATERS OR STINGY OLD LADIES WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE ZE CANDY!

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