Garino : Ok, you bastards. It's that time of year again.
Bunji : Yom Kappur?
Garino : No....and you're not even Jewish!
Bunji : Oh yeah.....
Zell : Boxing Day?
Garino : *Punches Zell in the face* No.
Zell : Ow! What the hell?!?!?
Sherry : Martin Luther King, Jr. Day?
Garino : Close, but no.
Don : Captain Don day?
Garino : *Kicks Don in the junk, the balls, the meat and two veg, the balluars, the bat and two balls, the A-Rod, the
cheese balls and a cheesy poof....you get it.*
Don : *In major pain* What the....oohhh, cheesy poofs.
Fangoram : HALLOWEEN?!?!?!?
Garino : No....err...yes! Finally, the retard got a non-retarded question right! What does that say about the rest of
Don : We're not Johnny Damon, ok?
Johnny Damon : Damn straight, you're not. There's only one of me bitches!
Garino : Ok Johnny, how are those Yankees doing?
Johnny : The Johnny does not answer to you. Besides, not even God himself can help A-Rod in the post-season.
Zell : And don't forget the regular season!
Bunji : Spring training, too!
Garino : Ok, enough baseball! Our fans don't really like it too much anyway! Except that one guy.....
Bunji : Is the World Series even over yet?
Zell : No one really cares. Anyway, so what if it's Halloween? I plan on getting boozed up tonight. Like usual. Tommorow,
I'm going in for another liver transplant! Gotta give this one a final party.
Bunji : Zell, you've gone through more livers than most of Canada. Combined!
Zell : All in a day's work!
Garino : Shut the hell up, you bloody limey!
Zell : Oi! I'm not British!
Don : Do you put the Queen on your money?
Zell : Yes...
Don : You're British.
Garino : EVERYONE SHUT THE HELL UP! No wonder these things get so long! Because everyone just HAS to have a freaking line,
and Zell and Bunji talk way too damn much!
Fangoram : BASTARDS!!!!!
Sherry : *Insert obligatory Sherry catchphrase here!*
Don : Sherry has a catchphrase?
Sherry : Sure I do! I'm out of here, bitches! *Write out no jutsu go!
Garino : Ok. Bunji, Zell, you're taking Fangoram trick-or-treating this year!
Zell and Bunji : AGAIN?!?!
Garino : It's been two years. Just do it, damn it. Me, I'll be sitting by the door with my shotgun....
Don : Hold up! We did this a while ago! Let's spice it up a little bit!
Garino : Ok. *Shoots Don in the foot.*
Don : OW! What the hell!!!!
Garino : That's for using my Final-Boss powers, asshole. You're with me. You two, go!
Bunji and Zell : Yes, sir!
Fangoram : CANDY!!!!!
Zell *Dressed as Beanie Baby with a huge honkin' gun* : I'm Mr. Hug and Shoot, mate! Notice me tag!
Bunji *Dressed up as Wayne Brady* : Do the Brady dance! Do the Brady Dance! *Doing the Brady Dance*
Fangoram *Dressed up as Steve Urkel* : DID I DO THAT?!?!?!?
Bunji : Yes, yes you did. I hope you feel sorry for yourself. Now go kill yourself.
Fangoram *ignoring Bunji* : *Knocks on door* TRICK OR TREAT!
Old Lady : Aren't you an...ugly little thing.
Zell : Oi! That's no way to talk to the kiddie!
OL : I wasn't talking about you, fatty!
Zell : It's just a beer gut!
Bunji : Shut up, Zell.
OL : I wasn't talking to you either...shrimp.
Bunji : *Edward Elric-esque* I'M NOT A SHRIMP YOU OLD BAG OF SHIT! I'LL KILL YOU, I FRIGGIN SWEAR I WILL!
Fangoram : CANDY!
OL : Fine. Here. *Gives him a single piece of fun-sized candy corn. *
Fangoram : WHAT THE....
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME BEING TIGHT-ASSED WITH THE CANDY TYPE VIOLENCE*
Fangoram : *not there*
Bunji : Did he....self destruct?
Zell : We can only hope so, mate....
Fangoram : *Appears out of nowhere* CANDY!
B and Z : Damn!
Fangoram : I RAIDED THE OLD WOMAN'S CANDY! I'Z THE WINNER! NEXT HOUSE!
Sherry : *Making out with a whole bunch of women.*
(If we could, we'd make this a 5-second clip)
Don *As FDR, with wheelchair* : My foot!
Garino *As Winston Churchill* : Keep talking, and I'll shoot your other one!
Don : When I steal your final boss powers, I am so Captain Donning you!
Kids *One as A-Rod, one as Dorothy from the Wizard of OZ, one as HX in a dress....oh, nevermind, that IS HX. And HB as
a giant ass.* TRICK OR TREAT!
HX : Oh, you suck HB.
Johnny Damon : *Walks in* Are those flowers on that dress? I can't tell!
HX : Shut up, you traitor.
Johnny : Daisies or sunflowers?
HX : Shut up.....
Johnny : Oh yeah! *Knocks off Lil' A-Rod's head with a baseball bat* That's how you hit in October! Smell you later, losers!
Garino : Ok.....*shoots them with a shotgun. HX and HB and HX are uneffected*
HX : We're the writers. We're unharmed.
Garino : Whatever.
HB : Final boss powers! *HB and HX disappear.*
Other HX : Son of a....*Shotgun blast*
Don : Hey! I wanted to use the final boss powers!
Garino : Shut up! Hey Herbie, more dead bodies!
Herb *Dressed as Lurch from the Addams Family* : Horray!
Zell : The next house is the last one!
Fangoram : AWWWW!!!
Bunji : You've destroyed every other house on this block. This is literally the last house!
Fangoram : CURSE YOU COMMON SENSE!!!! *Knocks on door* TRICK OR TREET!
Billy : Oh he---God damnit, not again.
Fangoram : TRICK OR TREET!!!
Billy : Uhhh.....ummm......here's the bowl. Have fun....hope you get suck, and get the candy bar that has the razor in
.....is that Wayne Brady? It's Wayne Brady!
Bunji : Is Wayne Brady going to have to choke a bitch?
Billy : Yeah. HEY SPIKE!
Spike : Yeah.....*starts getting choked, like a bitch!*
Everyone : Laughs!
Don : ......
Garino : Are you trying to have a thought? Because you know that's bad for you...
Don : I'm killing you with my mind....
Garino : Don, you know our brains are at totally different levels. You can't even touch mine!
Don : I Know. I can never sink myself down to your level! SNAP!
Garino : ....damn.
Don : Oh, and one more thing.....SUPER CAPTAIN DON FINAL BOSS POWER...GOOOOOOOOOO------
WINNAHS : FANGORAM, BUNJI, ZELL, BILLY, GARINO
LOSAHS : NOT TRICK-OR-TREATERS OR STINGY OLD LADIES WHO DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE ZE CANDY!
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