Garino : Ok you bastards, enter and sit.
Bunji : What? Are you changing the phrase? ....Are you going through puberty?
Fangoram : DANGLY PARTS!
Zell : That's moderately disturbing. Reminds me of the time I went through peubertie.
Sherry : Zell, you spelled puberty wrong.
Zell : What? You can see my words now? What the hell are you? Merriam-Webster? Or Jesus?
Johnny Damon : Token Johnny Damon appearance!
Everyone : YAY!
Zell : I loves me some Johnny Damon. He's Jesus, you know.
Fangoram : Yeah Zell, we get it. I mean, that's the whole running gag....oh.....I mean....ME LIKEY POTATOS!
Garino : Things just got a bit more....surreal. Anyway, we're inviting over....
Don : TOKEN DON APPEARANCE!
Everyone : .......
Crickets : *chirping*
Tumbleweed : *rollin' rollin' rollin'*
Bunji : You suck!
Don : .....screw you guys, I'm going home. *Walks away*
Zell : ......you know, I just don't have the heart to tell him that he is home already. That could be my BAC of 98.7%
Sherry : 98.7%? Isn't that a little....low for you?
Zell : Yeah, I'm sobering up a bit. I'm down from my usual 110.6%...doctors are still trying to figure out that one.
Fangoram : It's because they're not Australian doctors....oh crap, I mean.....WHERE MY WII AT?
Zell : Well, one was Australian, but I killed him. He hid Fosters on me. He was, "trying to save my liver",
as he drank the stash. In front of me.
Sherry : Isn't anyone concerned that Fangoram isn't trying to actually act in character for once?
Garino : And would everyone shut the HELL UP! I was trying to say something before you morons went off on a tangent!
Bunji : When am I supposed to get more lines?
Garino : Whenever the writers damn well feel like it! Now shut up! Anyway, we're inviting over the extended family for
this day of....Thanksgiving!
Everyone : Awwww!!!!
Garino : Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, it's only one of three times out of the year that we see them, without trying to kill
Bunji : What are the other times?
Garino : Christmas and King Kamehameha Day.
Don : *Appearing out of nowhere* KA-ME-HA-MA...
Bunji : *Smacks Don* Stop trying to get us sued by Funimation. We're still caught up in that legal battle from 4Kids.
Garino : Freaking anime ruining bastards...They get all pissed off because we did a better version of One Piece than they
did. We kept in all the violence! And good parts!
Sherry : So.....can I leave?
Don : No, we've got the anti-Sherry agent working right now.
Bear Walken : I'm Bear Walken.
Sherry : Oh son of a bitch!
Bear : We need to curb the write-offs a bit. And that's no way to talk about your mother.
Sherry : Fine......wait, what?
Fangoram : That's what we would call in our English tea club an "oh snap."
Bunji : Stop talking normally Fangoram, that's not in your contract.
Fangoram : Well, I re-negotiated, bitches.
Zell : Well, damn. I want a new contract. I need to increase my cupcake allowance to ease my hooker pains.
Sherry : I need the chronic-what-cles of Narnia.
Garino : Can we please just shoot over to the next scene please?
Doorbell : *Ding-Dong*
Don : Well, that's them. Bear, get the plates set up. Bunji, lock the wolves in the basement. Zell, put your pants back
on. Sherry, must stay there.
Sherry : Son of a bitch.
Bear : What did I say about your mother?
Sherry : Wha?
Don : Fangoram, eat shit and die, Garino, get the door.
Fangoram : How about I kick the bloody piss out of ya?
Don : Super captain Doooo....
Fangoram : *Kicks the bloody piss out of Don*
Zell : I've been years for that. In fact, I feel like I should pay to see that. Who do I pay?
Bear : I'm Bear Walken, and that'll be ten dollars.
Zell : Best ten dollars I've ever spent.
Bear : Easiest ten dollars I've ever made.
Garino : *Opens door* Hey guy...oh shiz!
Juji : *Sans clothes* Hey guys, what's up?
Garino : *Runs into bathroom* My eyes!
Bunji : I'll take care of this. *Shoots Juji in the nards* Put on some damn clothes!
Juji : Ahh...dammit. Yes big brother. But brother, can you do a barrel roll?
Bunji : *Shoots Juji in the other Nard* No.
Billy : Ehh...sorry about that guys. He ran off as soon as we pulled in the driveway.
Zell : Alright, welcome extended family. Now who brought the cuppycakes?
Mika : Oi dad, here they are!
Zell : Alright! Now only if someone brought the gumdrops.
Spike : I have gumdrops! Please don't hurt me!
Zell : *Steals Spike's Gumdrops and kicks him in the face* Score, gumdrops! Now is there any apples anywhere?
Grave : ....... ... .. ..... ... *Walks in with barrel full of apples, and throws one at Don*
Zell : Alright! Cuppycakes, gumdrops and apples! And an apple hit Don in the eye!
Don : Son of a bitch!
Bear : *Smacks Don* Stop talking about my wife like that!
Billy : ....wait, what?
Sherry : That's what I'm trying to figure out too.
Juji : I have clothes on, can I come in?
Bunji : OK, but only if you sit at the little kids table with Spike and Fangoram.
Fangoram : Hey, I don't want to be at the little kid's table!
Billy : ....Umm...They get to have fruit punch.
Fangoram : Little kids table, here I come!
Mika : When did Fangoram start talking, mate?
Zell : He re-upped his contract honey.
Billy : Aww man, I need to re-up my contract. Actually, mine ran out a while ago, thus why I haven't been on lately.
Bunji : Actually, you haven't been on because the writers suck.
Billy : That is very true. Maybe I should give them a rose so that they blow up. Maybe then we can get that guy from YouTube
to write this.
Zell : Which guy?
Juji : That Kuriboh something guy...you know, that one on there with good videos?
Bunji : Oh, that guy!
Garino : Is Juji clothed?
Fangoram : ....Yes.
Garino : Thank God....Oh my God his clothes disappeared!
Johnny : Got ya!
Don : Johnny, would you like to lead us in the prayer?
Johnny : Dear me, thank me for this wonderful blessing, and please for the love of the father, me, and my younger brother
Holy Spirit get A-rod off my team. Amen.
Everyone : Amen.
Zell : Now I hope you're all hungry, because I've made my special Australian Turkey dinner!
Bunji : Let me guess, you made it with a beer can!
Zell : Close, I made it with three kegs of beer!
Garino : Ahh, it'll be better than normal!
Bunji : Well folks, we wanted to let know that we won't be updating this Thursday.
Zell : And we all here at Cerberus OD would like to wish you a very Happy Thanksgiving.
Sherry : And of course, if you're not celebrating Thanksgiving, then you're un-American, or French.
Don : And we all know that the French suck.
HB : There's nothing wrong with the French!
Billy : So Fangoram, say your catchphrase!
Fangoram : What catchphrase?
Bear : You know, the one about Chicken selects.
Fangoram : I don't have to anymore, according to my contract.
Johnny : Read the fine print.
Fangoram : what fine print....wait......dammit! Son of a...
Bear : You finish it, I'll have to beat you down. Now say the line.
Fangoram : .....chicken selects......... *Get's smacked by Grave* GGGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAVVVVEEEEEEE!
WINNAHS! : EVERYONE BUT DON!
LOSAHS : DON, AND THE FRENCH!
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