Johnny Damon : *Signing to the tune of "Awesome God"* Our me, is an awesome me I reign! From My house above, with
wisdom and baseballs, Our me is an awesome me!
Random Merc : *Guitar riff*
Johnny : Yea! Go random merc, go!
Don : Johnny, can you come in here?
Johnny : No.
Sherry : Please? It's serious.
Johnny : No.
Fangoram : We have cookies!
Johnny : Alright, fine...*Teleports into livingroom* Yeah?
Zell : Johnny, you have a drinking problem.
Bunji : That's you, you idiot!
Zell : Oh, right. Johnny, you have a problem. You like to have sex with horses...
Sherry : You again, Zell.
Zell : Right...what was this about again?
Garino : Johnny, you have a God Complex.
Johnny : Close. I am God.
Fangoram : Johnny, you have to stop thinking yourself as God.
Johnny : I am, seriously! How many miracles have I preformed infront of you guys? I turned Don straight, for me sake!
Bunji : He has a point!
Johnny : So....can I go now?
Zell : Not until you fess up about having sex with that cow!
Johnny : Final boss powers!
Zell : Wha? I lost ten of me penis inches! Grow them back, you heathen!
Johnny : Oh, and Fangoram, I think your pony might need some medical attention, after what Zell did to it earlier.
Fangoram : NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
Sherry : Actually, that's was my faul....nevermind, it was Zell...