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Narrator : So, when we left off with our "heroes", they just caused millions of dollars worth of damage, which they
balmed on Juji. Always blame Juji.
Don : And I got the bastard too!
Bunji : NO! I swear, I'm the not-retarded brother!
Don : Shut up! You're going to work off every cent!
Bunji : Like hell!
Narrator : Anywhoo, now our heroes have arrieved at Swank Beach, the swankiest beach in the Gravemon world...until next
season!
Mika : Is this one of them topless beaches?
Rock Leeasaur : I swear, if you take off your top, I'll have Anderson bayonet you dead.
Andersoneotto : And I'll do it too! God will understand!
Graveachu : ............
Billy : As awful as that Was Grave, I have to agree with you. Hey, look, they're having a bikini contest! Maybe we can
enter Leeasaur! He looks enough like a chick!
Leeasaur : I will kill you dead.
Billy : I'm a ghost, dumbass, I'm already dead.
Andersoneotto : I can preform an exorcism!
Billy : Been there, done that.
Andersoneotto : I didn;t want to say this, but alright...tranny lover.
Billy : One freaking time!
Mika : 2, actually.
Billy : You shut your whore mouth.
Mika : Hey, let's all join that contest!
Graveachu : ...........
Leeasaur : Yeah...what he said.
Mika : What he say?
Billy : Umm....nothing that can be repeated within 500 yards of a school.
Mika : Well, I'm still going to enter. *Walks away*
Billy : Quick, let's ditch her.
voice #1 : To protect the world from the PlayStation 3!
voice #2 : Also from PS2 and the Nintendo Wii!
Voice 1 : With Microsoft and Gears of War!
Voice 2 : To unite all people within our Corp!
Voice 1 : Black widow!
Voice 2 : Steve Downes!
Black Widow : Team X-Box 360, blasting off at the speed of HD!
Steve Downes : Surrender now, or else Herps ye shall receive.
Leeasaur : Wait, did you just say that you would give us Herpes?
Andersoneotto : Been there, done that.
Everyone else : *Stares at Andersoneotto*
Andersoneotto : What?
Black Widow : Riiight....anyways, hand over your Gravemon!
Billy : They're not mine...but take them anywas!
Leeasaur : Hey, Billy, up yours.
Steve Downes : Right...Widow, we will get them later. We have other business to attend to. 360, away!
BW : Away!!!
*They vanish...into the same dressing room Mika went into.*
Lee : Hey, didn't Mika go into there?
Anderson : Aye, she did.
Grave : .......
Billy : Well Grave, those two are idiots. So, they won't do anything to her. Even so, I'm up for a free peak of the other
attractive ladies there. Nice.
Anderson : Or, since the contest is starting right now, we should watch that. Since all of the hot women would be over
there.
Billy : He's got a point.
Grave : ........
Lee : Gross.
*Two minutes later.*
Narrator : Now, that was pretty freaking hot! Next is Mika Asagi Condorbrave!
Mika : Hey all!
Crowd : *Hollars!* *Catcalls!*
Narrator : Every one of you who just cheered will now be arrested for pedophilia!
Crowd : *AWWW!!!*
Narrator : And next, we have...Black Widow and Stevearina Downes!
Black Widow : We all know you love girl gamers!
Steve : Look at my breastices! *He inflates them...and they grow*
Crowd : *"HOORAY! BOOBS!"*
Narrator : Yeah, I need to start drinking....
Mika : ....that...can't be right.
Lee : Now, Billy, remember, that's ---
Billy : Finish that sentence, and I finish you with my guitar. Awright.
Lee : I know how to kick that guitar to make you hurt.
Anderson : That reminds me of that one nun...she turned out to be a dude...
Grave : ...........*Blows everything up, takes bikini contest trophy, and runs.*
Mika : Grave, is your answer to everything "blow stuff up and run!*
Grave : *thumbs up!*
Black Widow : But, my trophy!
Steve : But, my boobs!
Crowd : But, her boobs!
Narrator : Oh, she's a dude!
Someone in crowd : Sweet Johnny, she's got a penis!
*GRAVEMON!!!*
*Meanwhile....*
Mysterious Guy who you should know by now : When the crap am I finally going to debut? I wanted to join in the bikini
contest and everything!
Sherry : *Warps in* Where the hell am....*looks at Mysterious Figure*....hello....
WILL THE MYSTERIOUS MAN EVER DEBUT? WHAT IS THE THING WITH INFLATABLE BREASTS? WANNA SEE HX DRINK SALAD DRESSING? ALL THIS
AND MORE ON THE NEXT GRAVEMON!
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