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Gravemon episode 14

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Can we consider this one of the banned episodes?

Narrator : So, when we left off with our "heroes", they just caused millions of dollars worth of damage, which they balmed on Juji. Always blame Juji.

Don : And I got the bastard too!

Bunji : NO! I swear, I'm the not-retarded brother!

Don : Shut up! You're going to work off every cent!

Bunji : Like hell!

Narrator : Anywhoo, now our heroes have arrieved at Swank Beach, the swankiest beach in the Gravemon world...until next season!

Mika : Is this one of them topless beaches?

Rock Leeasaur : I swear, if you take off your top, I'll have Anderson bayonet you dead.

Andersoneotto : And I'll do it too! God will understand!

Graveachu : ............

Billy : As awful as that Was Grave, I have to agree with you. Hey, look, they're having a bikini contest! Maybe we can enter Leeasaur! He looks enough like a chick!

Leeasaur : I will kill you dead.

Billy : I'm a ghost, dumbass, I'm already dead.

Andersoneotto : I can preform an exorcism!

Billy : Been there, done that.

Andersoneotto : I didn;t want to say this, but alright...tranny lover.

Billy : One freaking time!

Mika : 2, actually.

Billy : You shut your whore mouth.

Mika : Hey, let's all join that contest!

Graveachu : ...........

Leeasaur : Yeah...what he said.

Mika : What he say?

Billy : Umm....nothing that can be repeated within 500 yards of a school.

Mika : Well, I'm still going to enter. *Walks away*

Billy : Quick, let's ditch her.

voice #1 : To protect the world from the PlayStation 3!

voice #2 : Also from PS2 and the Nintendo Wii!

Voice 1 : With Microsoft and Gears of War!

Voice 2 : To unite all people within our Corp!

Voice 1 : Black widow!

Voice 2 : Steve Downes!

Black Widow : Team X-Box 360, blasting off at the speed of HD!

Steve Downes : Surrender now, or else Herps ye shall receive.

Leeasaur : Wait, did you just say that you would give us Herpes?

Andersoneotto : Been there, done that.

Everyone else : *Stares at Andersoneotto*

Andersoneotto : What?

Black Widow : Riiight....anyways, hand over your Gravemon!

Billy : They're not mine...but take them anywas!

Leeasaur : Hey, Billy, up yours.

Steve Downes : Right...Widow, we will get them later. We have other business to attend to. 360, away!

BW : Away!!!

*They vanish...into the same dressing room Mika went into.*

Lee : Hey, didn't Mika go into there?

Anderson : Aye, she did.

Grave : .......

Billy : Well Grave, those two are idiots. So, they won't do anything to her. Even so, I'm up for a free peak of the other attractive ladies there. Nice.

Anderson : Or, since the contest is starting right now, we should watch that. Since all of the hot women would be over there.

Billy : He's got a point.

Grave : ........

Lee : Gross.

*Two minutes later.*

Narrator : Now, that was pretty freaking hot! Next is Mika Asagi Condorbrave!

Mika : Hey all!

Crowd : *Hollars!* *Catcalls!*

Narrator : Every one of you who just cheered will now be arrested for pedophilia!

Crowd : *AWWW!!!*

Narrator : And next, we have...Black Widow and Stevearina Downes!

Black Widow : We all know you love girl gamers!

Steve : Look at my breastices! *He inflates them...and they grow*

Crowd : *"HOORAY! BOOBS!"*

Narrator : Yeah, I need to start drinking....

Mika : ....that...can't be right.

Lee : Now, Billy, remember, that's ---

Billy : Finish that sentence, and I finish you with my guitar. Awright.

Lee : I know how to kick that guitar to make you hurt.

Anderson : That reminds me of that one nun...she turned out to be a dude...

Grave : ...........*Blows everything up, takes bikini contest trophy, and runs.*

Mika : Grave, is your answer to everything "blow stuff up and run!*

Grave : *thumbs up!*

Black Widow : But, my trophy!

Steve : But, my boobs!

Crowd : But, her boobs!

Narrator : Oh, she's a dude!

Someone in crowd : Sweet Johnny, she's got a penis!

*GRAVEMON!!!*

*Meanwhile....*

Mysterious Guy who you should know by now : When the crap am I finally going to debut? I wanted to join in the bikini contest and everything!

Sherry : *Warps in* Where the hell am....*looks at Mysterious Figure*....hello....

WILL THE MYSTERIOUS MAN EVER DEBUT? WHAT IS THE THING WITH INFLATABLE BREASTS? WANNA SEE HX DRINK SALAD DRESSING? ALL THIS AND MORE ON THE NEXT GRAVEMON!

Back to Gravemon!

HB : http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p86KvYkmLiM - explain that.

HX : I think I explained it well enough in the video.