Sherry : And the sooner we get the hell out of here, the sooner I can make out with Lindsay Lohan in the back! I want me a piece of that redhead's sweet, sweet ass.

 

Bunji : Zell, how in the hell did we get roped into TWO Christmas songs?

 

Zell : Well, we're going to produce a third song next. So, if the people aren't sick of us now, they never will be.

 

Bunji : The only way we can be more overexposed on this site is if we recieted all of our lines through our bare asses.

 

Zell : That certainly is a possibility, mate.

 

*Song Starts!*

 

Don : Sleigh Bells ring, are you listening?

 

Zell : No....I'm kinda drunk.

 

Bunji : In the lane, snow is glistening.

 

Zell : Watch as I write my name in the snow! *ZIP!*

 

Sherry : A Beautiful Site, we're happy tonight!

 

Zell : Z - E - L....

 

Don, Bunji, Sherry : We're walking in a winter wonderland!

 

Don : In the meadow, we can build a snowman?

 

Zell : Isn't "snow" slang for nose candy? That stuff is bad for you.

 

Sherry : The pretend he is Alexander Anderson.

 

Zell : That dude has a bayonet chain that expodes. I wish I had one.

 

Bunji : He'll say: Are ye undead foul creatures that are abominations against oor God? Like Vampires and Rappers?

 

Zell : We'll say : No man! But you can do the job the next time you're in town!

 

Don : When it snows, ain't it thrilling?

 

Zell : No. I'm usually drunk anyway, so who cares?

 

Bunji : Though your nose will get a chilling.

 

Zell : Man, whoever first wrote that song must have really liked cocaine.

 

Sherry : We'll frolic and play, and once I'm done here, with Lindsey Lohan, I'll have my way....

 

All : Walking in a Winter Wonderland!

 

Zell : Hey, how do you spell "Zell?" I've got a Z, E, L, and a & symbol.

 

*End Song!*

 

Sherry : Lindsey Lohan, here I come! *Disappears!*

 

Zell : No, really! How do you spell "Zell?" I want to finish writing my name in the snow with my urine!

 

Bunji : Zell, that's electrical equipment!

 

Zell : Oh! So that's why it shocks me when I pee!

 

Don : Dumbasses.

 

Random Merc 120 : Dynite.

 

Don : Damn. *STATUE'D!*