Zell : Oi! I thought that once Christmas was over, we didn't have to do this crap!
Don : Don't talk to me about it, talk to my greatest disappointment in life.
Garino : *under his breath* I cannot WAIT to murder you...
Don : What was that?
Garino : Nothing. Anyway minions, I think this is an excellent way to rip off more people for their hard earned cash.
We sing a few New Year's songs, and put them on our X-Mas album.
Bunji : Woo-hoo.
Fangoram : Well, I must say that is fine and dandy, but these songs you have us singing are to the tune of nursery rhymes.
With very childish lyrics.
Garino : Yeah, I don't see the problem here.
Sherry : Well, I do sooooo......*WRITE OUT!*
Garino : Damn it!
Don : Well, the sooner we get done with this, the sooner we go back to our lives....our alcohol...our mistresses...
Bunji : Here here!
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*SONGS START!*
Zell : Hello. This is sung to the tune of "Are you sleeping Friar John?"
Zell :
Happy New Year!
Happy New Year!
Rah! Rah! Rah!
Rah! Rah!
Rah!
Good-bye to the old year!
Hello to the new year!
I am drunk!
And here's the vomit!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME VOMIT TYPE ACTION!*
Fangoram : GGGGRRRRAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!
Bunji : Um, hi. This is sung to the tune of "Mary had a little lamb."
Bunji: The old year is coming to an end, to an end, and it blew. Now a new year will begin, and I hope
I get more invites to sexy parties with hookers and booze.
*Walks alway*
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Garino : Yeah....wonderful. Ok, let's print that!
