Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.
Bunji : Again with the verbal abuse! Just because you and your father share those oh so special moments at a gay strip
club doesn't mean you can take it out on us who don't!!!
Zell :Don't what? Have special moments at gay strip clubs?
Bunji :Oh....I meant fathers....but, since you brought it up........Garino, see any guys you like? Hmm? Any of that nice
mangina you love?
Sherry : Mangina?
Zell : He means "asshole". Garino like's men's assholes....
Sherry : Ohhh......HA! Garino loves MANGINA!!!!
Garino : SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!!!!
Fangoram : MAAANNNNGGGIIIINNNNAAAAAA!!!!
Garino : I friggin hate you all!!!!!!
Zell : Ok, from now on, no more calling us bastards then.
Garino : Umm....no, you stupid bastard. Now back to buisness.
Bunji : Mangina.
Garino : What was that??
Bunji : I said, umm....Grave...?
Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!!!
Zell : That's for later in the episode.
Garino : Any-damn-ways, I've noticed that you all have put on a few pounds because of Thanksgiving, and I want you all
to get back in shape.
Bunji : How would I gain weight? I'm dead. I barely eat.
Zell : Oh please, you ate that bowl of stuffing by yourself!
Bunji :.....no one wanted to eat it....?
Sherry : WE ALL WANTED SOME!!!!
Bunji : I was drunk?
Zell : YOU'RE CANADIAN!!!!
Bunji : What's that got to do with anything?
Zell : I dunno, just wanted to restate that.
Garino : Any-hoo, I want you all to see the fitness guru...
Bunji : Oh no......not him....I spent a year with him when I was with Brandon...
Sherry : Who?
Zell : You mean....Hulk Hogan?
Bunji : No, but he's scary too.
Sherry : Oh wait......you mean the only man to ever scare my father?
Bunji : Yeah.....
Sherry : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Zell : Is it that stupid Tae-Bo crap?
Bunji : No....worse.....
Fangoram : KITTY!!!!
Everyone : WHAT?????
Zell : Anyway....it cannot be that bad, can it?
*20 minutes later......a live taping of......*
Richard Simmons : OK PEOPLE! TIME TO SWEAT TO THE OLDIES!!!!!!!!
*....yes. Sweating to the Oldies*
Bunji : Dear God, not this again!!!
Sherry : Now I know why my dad was afraid of this guy.
Zell : Damn...can his shorts get any...shorter?
Fangoram : *Doing jumping jacks* SWEATING TO THE OLDIES!!!
Richard Simmons : Hot blue stuff with the giant cross is doing FANTASTIC!!!!
Fangoram : YAY!!!!!!! BLUE STUFF!!!!!!!
R.S. Army man isn't doing so super!
Zell : Well.....I was the only one smart enough to get wasted on the way over.......*collapses*
R.S. : SUPER! Mummy man is doing fantaboulus!
Bunji : I'm scared for my 2nd life.....
R.S. : The lesbo is also doing GREAT!!!!
Sherry : I MARRIED A MAN!!! KINDA LIKE YOU WANT TO!!!!
R.S. : Oh stop being such a meanie!
Bunji : It's true...
R.S. : Ok....that was HURTFUL!!!!! Time then for........ULTRA SWEATING TO THE OLDIES!!!!!!
Bunji : NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Zell : *still out*
Sherry : Why didn't I keep my mouth shut?!?!? WHY HARRY WHY?!?!?
Harry : *From somewhere* Don't bring me into this....
Lee : What was that Harry?
Harry : I.....don't know......
Lee : Richard Simmons again?
Harry : Must be!
Bunji : Going to.....collapse.....
Sherry : Be strong Bunji! Be strong!
Fangoram : FFFUUUUUUNNNNN!!!!!!!!
Bunji : Going.....to.......ah, screw it. *Pulls out guns and proceeds to shoot at R.S.*
Fangoram : NNNNNOOOOOOOOO! *starts shooting at Richard Simmons anyway......eh, why not?*
*smoke clears, and Simmons is there.....unscathed.*
R.S. : You cannot kill me.....I am IMMORTAL!!!!!!!
Sherry : Too much oldies......
Bunji : Oh crap.....
Zelll : *Still out cold....*
Sherry : Oh.....
Fangoram : OLDIES!!!!!
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME RICHARD SIMMONS SHORT SHORT VIOLENCE)
R.S. : Come on people, lets get goi....*Battery dies*
Bunji : He's a robot? Crap, I do owe Zell $$5 now...
Sherry : He's unconscious, just lie to him.
Zell : Ohh, my clavicus..majoris.......Bunji owes me money.....
Bunji : Crap.....
Fangoram : NOOOOOO!!!!! RICHARD SIMMONS!!!!!! GGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEEE!!!!!
*Many miles away*
Billy : Hey buddy, watch the language there! There are children around!
Mika : I'm 17!
Spike : I'm......how old am I?
Billy : No, I meant Kataba over there.
Juji : Who's that? There are kids here! Named Kataba? After my martial arts style? I hate kids! But kitties are pretty.....and
so are unicorns....
Grave : ......???
Billy : NO!!! THEY'RE REAL!!!!! ME AND JUJI SAW ONE!!!!!
Mika : Are you sure you didn't see a horse with a horn taped to it?
Juji : Now that you mention it.......nope. You just don't believe.......
Grave : ..........?!??!?!
Billy : WELL SCREW YOU TOO!!!!!!!
Grave : ......
Billy : I will accept your apoligy Grave....GROUP HUG!!!!!
Juji : No....I'm set.
Hulk Hogan : WHAT 'CHA GONNA DO, WHEN HULKAMANIA RUNS WILD ON YOU??!?!?!?!!?
Mika : Brother.
Spike : Probably piss myself.
Hulk : Eh, that's the usual response.
Juji : Already did.
Billy : Can we end this please?!?!?!?
ZELL, RICHARD SIMMONS, AND HULK HOGAN!!!!