Christmas Shopping

 

Garino : Ok you bastards, god, that never gets old, get in here!

 

Zell : Verbal abuse, again.  Must we break out your Liza Minelli collection?

 

Garino : Shut up!  I love her!

 

Bunji : Garino, you're gayer than a three dollar bill.

 

Sherry :  I never quite got that saying.

 

Fangoram : BILL CLINTON!!!!!!!

 

Bunji : That's the two dollar bill....dipshit.

 

Garino : OK...let's try to get back on topic.  As you know, the holidays are around the corner.

 

Sherry : Martin Luther King Jr. Day?

 

Garino : No!

 

Bunji : Kwanza?

 

Garino : No!!...Wait, yesh...

 

Zell : Hannukah?

 

Garino : Yeah, I guess.....But I'm talking about Christmas.

 

All : OHHHH!!!!!.......YAY!!!!!

 

Zell : Shit, I haven't done my shopping...

 

Bunji : That's OK, Santa will bring everything you want on Christmas Eve!!!!

 

Sherry : Umm....Bunji? There.....is no Santa.

 

Bunji : WHAT?!??!!?!? *Stunned*..........

 

Zell : Oh no.....well, I'm going to get him out of his stunned state with a little hardcore porn, so we'll just meet you at the *shudders* mall....

 

Everyone : *shudders*

 

*Later, at the *shudder* Mall*

 

Fangoram : SHOPPERS!!!!!!!

 

Sherry : Damn, I haven't seen this many attractive women since I was at the Playboy mansion....Oh crap...did I saw that outloud?

 

Fangoram : YES!!!!!

 

Garino : Where the hell are Bunji and Zell?

 

Bunji : Is there still no Santa?

 

Zell :  Yes, there is no Santa....

 

Bunji : Just hold me....

 

Zell : Fine....but remember, I'm straight.

 

Bunji : Ok....*Hugs Zell*

 

Zell : We never speak of this....

 

Garino : There you guys are...

 

Bunji : WOLVES!!!!!!!

 

Zell : MERCS!!!!!!

 

Fangoram : BUNNIES!!!!!!!

 

*Mercs, Wolves, and Bunnies all attack Garino*

 

Garino : AHHH!!!!! THE PAIN!!! I WON'T SAY ANYTHING!!!!!!! BUNNIES!!!!!!!

 

Zell : Where the bunnies come from?

 

Fangoram : BUNNIES!!!!

 

Bunji : Any-damn-ways... let's get shopping.

 

Sherry : Is he over the whole Santa thing?

 

Zell : Yep, your "movie" healed him.

 

Sherry : I thought he was using that for psychological purposes....???

 

Zell : He did...

 

Sherry : .....Oh......ok! *Goes on her merry way, hitting on the Victoria Secret saleswoman* You know, I was in the WNBA.....

 

Saleswoman : Take me now!!!!  I'll meet you in the changing room.....

 

Sherry : All right.....

 

Bunji : How does she do that??!?!?!

 

Zell : She was in the WNBA.

 

Fangoram : LESBIANS!!!!!!

 

Zell : Well, time to shop.

 

*After  about 5 hours*

 

Bunji : There is WAY too many people here.

 

Zell : Ahh, time for fun...

 

Fangoram : ELVES!!!!!!

 

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME ELF RELATED VIOLENCE*

 

*About 5 more hours after that*

 

Garino : NO!

 

Zell : MORE!

 

Bunji : SHOPPING!

 

Fangoram : EVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Sherry : Man, you have to love those Victoria Secret saleswomen.....they're like stallions....*sees all the guys with several shopping bags* ....Have fun guys?

 

Fangoram, Garino, Zell, Bunji : NOOOOO!!!!!!!

 

Sherry : Well, I need to do my shopping....so you have to wait with me!

 

Garino, Zell, Bunji : NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!

 

Fangoram : GGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAVVVVVEEEEE!!!

 

*About a hundred feet away*

 

Spike : *On Santa's lap*  ...And I want a seed seeker, and the Wiggles, and...

 

*100 feet the other way*

 

Garino : I have this sudden urge.....to watch....the Wiggles!

 

Bunji : Dumbass.

 

*Back at Santa*

 

Mika : *In line* Hurry up, I want to talk to Santa...

 

Grave : .........

 

Billy : Don't tell them that!!

 

Grave : ...........

 

Billy : Shh! Juji's next!!!

 

Juji : *On Santa's lap* ...And I want some more blades... and some ammo...Oh, and some of those Yu-Gi-Oh! trading cards...

 

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