Fangoram

VS

American Idol finale!

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Hx : Ok folks, we're going to give you the real scoop of what happened last night, during American Idol's season Finale.



HB : That's right. We're going to bring you the behind the scene's transcript of what you didn't see last night.....and yes, this does involve the giant lovable retard, Fangoram. Bunji? Sadly, no. He was off trying to kill Lil' John. Sherry? Well, she was hitting on every female in the building, but she didn't make that much of an impact....but she impacted Carrie last night....OHH RIGHT! Zell.....he was with his new drinking buddy, William Hung. Don....well......he was.....he's not that cool. So let's just say him and lefty listened to a little too much Clay Aiken and...well....that's disgusting.



So it was Garino that was in charge of the retard for the night, right HX?



HX : Man, I'm so sounding like Ryan Seacrest right now.....



HB : Except without the 'Simon pounding you in the ass'-ness, right?



HX : Yep....HX...out...



HB : Stop saying that!!! Just roll the transcript!



HX : Seacrest....gay! And out!...of the closet.....



*At Hollywood, American Idol finale*



Garino : Ok you bastard, try not to get too jealous about not getting picked. We're lucky that I was able to Necrolize them....before doing a few other things to them....



Fangoram : VIOLATING THEIR POOPERS!!!



Garino : Err.....no.....I was....yeah....moving on. Try not to kill all of them.....again!



Fangoram : CAN'T TOUCH THIS! NAH NAH NAH NAH....



Garino : Whatever.....Vanilla Ice was better.....



MC Hammer : Stop! Grammar time!



Garino : God...why did I get stuck with the retard by myself? *Cell Phones ring* Hello?



Don : *On cell* Because you suck. *Click*



Garino : Dammit!! I'll kill you and inject your body with SEED!! Just you Watch!



Fangoram : I LIKE CHICKEN SELECTS!



Garino : It's been a while since you've said that...now shut up...Baby Face is about to sing......



Fangoram : BABY FACE!!!



Simon : I remember you, you killed us once before!



Garino : And...



Simon : You made me bark like a dog and call you "daddy" while....



Garino : Yeah....just stop....



Fangoram : ME LIKEY KENNY G!!!! HIS RYTHYMIC MELODIES SOOTH MY SOUL!!



Simon : And you wonder why you didn't make it....



Fangoram : ME PERFORMANCE WAZ FLAWLESS!!!



Randy : Yo.....Dawg.....Dawgity Dawg.....No one writes my scripts dawg....



Garino : Lovely.



Paula : You're such a beautiful person Fangoram, it's just too bad your voice sucks.



Fangoram : LOOK WHO TALKING!



Simon : Someone with some bloody sense.....but you obviously suck at life. Now, we have a show to conclude.



Garino : I'll see you later.....bitch....



Simon : Yes sir.....



Randy : Yo....Dawg.....Dawg.



Paula : You're such a beautiful person.....



Seacrest : And the winner of American Idol is....



Randy : DAWG!



Seacrest : Carrie Underwood!!! Carrie....Carrie?



*Meanwhile*



Carrie : Oh Sherry.....you are soooooo good....ya'll.....



Sherry : I have a magical toungue.....



Carrie : Ymm.....do that again......



*Back to the finale*



Ryan : Where's Carrie? This Bo guy's starting to freak me out with his tight, hot leather pants.....



Simon : No Seacrest, you're mine! Look at my baby t-shirt!



Garino : No, you're mine! I own you! View the proof!!! *Pulls down pants*



*SCENE DELETED DUE EXTREME DEAR GOD GARINO PULL UP YOUR PANTS VIOLENCE*



Simon : Oh my......



Randy : Yo Dawg....that's messed up....



Paula : That's such a beautiful penis...it's so beautiful.



Fangoram : GARINO WOMANHOOD MAKE ME ANGRY....ME KILL!!! AGAIN!!!



Seacrest : Seacrest....Out.....*runs like hell*



Bo Bice and everyone but the fat guy : HOLD ON SEAFAG! WE'RE COMING!!!



Scott (the fat guy....) : I can't...run....fast....enough....need.....doughnuts....



*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WE HATED THAT FAT UY AND DECIDED TO KILL HIM...AND A FEW OTHERS TOO VIOLENCE*



Simon : *Dead...again*



Randy : *Not as dead...but still dead*



Paula : *Hella Dead*



Ryan : *Dead....with some fruits in his...yeah....*



Scott McFatty : *Dead....beyond belief*



Bo : *Alive* Man....does that mean I win?



Garion : Umm....yes...but as long as I get the jet.



Bo : Deal! Mustang, here I come!



Fangoram : GGGRRRRAAAAVVVVVEEEE!



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HX : Yep, that's what happened, but if you're wondering about Grave and the others...



HB : Here's what happened at wherever the crap they were...



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Juji : Well.....I have no idea where we are....



Mika : Neither do I....



Billy : Maybe if you got your hands out of your pants once in a while, you would have freaking known we crashed into the Sea of Japan!



Grave : ............



Billy : I don't know why we were even near the Sea of Japan!



Grave : ...................



Billy : No, I don't beat off to American Idol! But we all know that you beat off to dolphins!!!



Mika : Don't talk about my mother like that!



Grave : *smiles....runs to the bathroom....*



Billy : That's disgusting!!!!



Juji and Spike : RIVERDANCE!!!!



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WINNAHS : SHERRY AND CARRIE!!! BO TOO!!!

LOSAHS : AMERICAN IDOL!!!!!!!!!

Been a while since we've used this....so....yeah. Enjoy.

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