Fangoram

VS

Punk'd

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Ashton Kutcher : Ok you bastards, listen up. Today, we're going to punk a guy named Fangoram. He's a deadman that works for Garino Corsione, and really freaking retarded. We got the help of our usual crew, and his friends...

Sherry : We're not his friends dammit.

Zell : We hate the damn guy. We're just forced to work with him.

Ashton : Umm....We have his co-workers on with us, Sherry Walken and Zwll Condorbrave. We tried to get his other co-worker, Bunji Kugashira, but he said "You are not as cool as I am, therefore, you do not deserve to be a million miles within the radius of the great Bunji Kugashira. Bitch."

Zell : Yeah, he's right on that one, mate.

Ashton : Well, if the Aussie says it, it should be true...

Sherry : No, Bunji is defenitly right.

Ashton : Well, if the lesbian says it, it is true...

Garino : Of course it's right...

Ashton : Who the hell are you?

Garino : Awww.....*Walks away sad*

Ashton : Anyways, let's see how this turns out, shall we?


*At the Mansion*

Garino : *Still kinda sad* Ok you bastards...get in here.

Sherry : God, you never sht up, do you?

Garino : Why can't anyone ever love me? *runs away crying*

Zell : If it was ever that easy, why didn't we do that earlier, and more often?

Sherry : Man......this isn't half as fun to make fun of people without Bunji...

Don : Umm......so now what? I didn't pay attention to what we have to do.

Fangoram : WHERE IS MRS. BUNJI THE GRAVE!

Zell : Quiet you. We're on TV.

Fangoram : WHAT YOU SAY?

Sherry : Moron, you were not supposed to say anything....

Zell : Watch, he'll forget about it in 4....3....2....1...

Fangoram : ME LIKE TEH SPRONKLES!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Zell : See, told you.

Sherry : Well, I'll be damned.

Zell : Very true.

Fangoram : WHO I KILL NEXT? ME WANNA DO SOMETHING!

Don : Well....*Knock, knock* (Fake voice.) Oh, I wonder who this could be. Hmm, I'll go answer the door. *Walks out to answer the door.*

Zell : (Fake voice as well) Well Fangoram, did you do anything illegal lately?

Sherry : (Fake voice) Like kill people, or robbing elderly men of their Viagra?

Fangoram : ALL TIME! ME ALSO LEARN HOW TO DOWNLOAD MUSIC ON MY COMPUTER!!

Zell : I gave you a box marked "Coputr12"

Fangoram : IT FASTEST SERVICE!! I LISTEN TO CLAY AIKEN ALL TIME!!!!

Punk'd People Dressed as Cops : STOP RIGHT THERE!!!

Sherry : Oh. It's. The. Cops.

Zell : I. wonder. why. they. are here.

Fangoram : IS IT VIAGRA?

Punk'd cop 1 : Mr. Fangoram McFinkelstien, you are under arrest for the murders of the Yankees, Martha Steward, Oprah, random Trick-or-Treaters, EB games people, nerds,Christmas Shoppers, Chinese food places workers, Jared, Pat Robertson....twice...

Zell : Wait, that asshole derserved it.

Punk'd Cop 2 : Oh, well, we'll ignore it then. Moving on, also there was Simon Cowell, Randy Thompson, Paula Abdul, Kobe, nukka tha horse fukka....

Sherry : That one was a group effort.

Punk'd Cop 1 : Point taken, since he sucked anyway. Ok, there was also 50 Cent, The Game, the entire G-Unit, most of the Boston Red Sox, Gary Bettman, Ron Artest, The Detriot Pistons, Movie Go-ers, The entity of Wal-Mart, Chris Moneymaker, Larry The Cable Guy, Some random drunk guy on St. Patrick's day, Ohio election workers, Donald Trump, Freddie Mitchell, most of the Patriots and Eagles, Elmo, Big Bird, the Gay couple of Bert and Ernie, two bullies at two beaches, Bud Selig, Donald Fehr,...

Ashton : Damn! How long is this list?

Punk'd Cop 2 : And illegally downloading Clay Aiken's Songs.

Zell : That last one is the worst offense of them all!

Sherry : I can't believe we've killed all those people in about 30 something episodes...

Zell : Fourth....Wall....Broken......Oh well, time flies when you're drunk.

Random Mercs : So true boss, so true.

Punk'd cop 1 : Well M. McFinkilstien...you're under arrest.

Fangoram : ME SO HORNY!

Zell : Been taking those Viagra you stole, haven't you?

Fangoram : YESH!

Punk Cop 2 : Well, that doesn't change the fact that you're a horrible, clay Aiken listening scum.

Ashton : This is getting good....

Fangoram : WHAT YOU DO ABOUT IT?! BECAUSE I AM INVISABLE!

Zell : *snicker* Why don't you "cops" try and arrest him....

Sherry : Yeah....we'll be leaving now. *Zell and Sherry run away*

Punk'd cops : *Handcuff Fangoram*

Fangoram : YOU NO NOT ARREST FANGORAM.....

Ashton : One more thing Fangoram....YOU'VE BEEN PUNK'D!!!

Fangoram : FANGORAM NO WANNA BE SOMEONE'S BITCH!

Ashton : No, wait....this is just a prank...

Fangoram : FANGORAM NO WANNA GET IT UP POOPER LIKE WHAT GARINO DO TO DEAD BODIES!

Ashton : Oooooooohhhh....

Cops : Shit.

Fangoram : FANGORAM NO LIKE ANAL BUTTSEX, AND FANGORAM GO KILL YOU NOW! *Pulls out Center Head....*

Ashton : This does not look good for Ashton Kutcher.....

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME COMPTR12 IZ TEH COMPUTR OF TEH FUTUR!!!!!! AND NUKKA SUCKS HARD VIOLENCE*

*In the Truck*

Bunji : I don't know why anyone with at least an IQ above 5 likes this show.

Mika : This is the greatest show ever!

Juji : You got that right...he's being Punk'd!

Bunji : Like I said.......5 IQ....

Billy : May I ask why the hell are you here?

Bunji : Spending time with my significant other.

Grave : ....................

Billy : No one wants top know what you two can do with your pop-up Karma Sutra book!

Spike : *With book* So that's how you do that position.....

Billy : Give me back that book!

Bunji : *Grabs it first* We'll need this later....

Grave : ...............*smiles and gives a thumbs up*

Bunji : Yes, "Ding" indeed.

Billy : This is the most disgusted I have ever been....even when we're around Garino, and even worse than that time Juji played "the Naked Nazi....."

Juji : I haven't played that game in a while!!!!

Billy : Quiet you. You have no more speaking priviliges tonight....

Juji : Aww....

Billy : What did I just say?

Bunji : Hey bro, do you think this position is possible?

Grave : ................

Billy : AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!! MY EARS AND TO A MUCH LESSER EXTENT, MY EYES AND TESTICLES!!!!

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Winnahs! : FANGORAM! BUNJI! ZELL! SHERRY! GRAVE!

LOSAHS! : PUNK'D!, GARINO, ASHTON KUTCHER, NUKKA! ROCKETBILLY REDCADILLAC!

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