Fangoram






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Garino : EARTH!

Zell : FIRE mate!

Sherry : WIND!

Bunji : Why do I have the girl ring? Shouldn't Garino have it?

Garino : Shut up and say it!

Bunji : water......

Fangoram : HHHHEEEEEAAAARRRRTTTT!

Monkey on Fangoram's shoulder : *Starts to humps Fangoram's head*

Voice : When you powers combine, I AM....CAPTAIN DON!

Garino : Captain Don...



Sherry : He's our Hero...



Zell : Going to take retardation...



Bunji : Down to zero...



Fangoram : NNNNNOOOOOOOO!!



Captain Don : Shut up Garino!



Garino : It wasn't me!



Sherry : We're the Planeteers!



Garino : And you can be one too!



Zell : Because kicking Garino in the balls, mate....



Bunji : Is the thing to do!



*Captain Don kicks Garino in the balls*



Captain Don : The power is yours!!!



Garino : OH! MY BALLS! MY POOR BALLS! WE SHOULD HAVE NEVER PLAYED GOD!



Zell : What the hell are you talking about? We found those in the Cracker Jack boxes.



Garino : I wanted to see Captain Planet! Not Don with a Green Mullet and a red Speedo!



Sherry : Oh, you know you like it!



Garino : Well, until he hit me in my nuts! Now, I can't feel them at all!



Herb : NOOOOOOO!!!!! I MUST HELP YOU GET THE FEELING BACK THERE!!!!



Captain Don, Zell, Bunji, Fangoram, Sherry : HELL NO!



Garino : Anyways, it's that time of year...again...



Sherry : WNBA day?



Bunji : Kick Garino in the balls day?



Captain Don: *Kicks Garino in crotch, again* The Power Is Yours!



Garino : STOP DOING THAT! AHH!!!! Ok....give me a few minutes........ok, now, as I was saying.....



Zell : Is it Abe Lincoln day, mate? *Puts on Stovetop Hat*



Garino : Not this time.



Zell : Ahh, you suck. *Puts hat away*



Garino : God, I hate you all...



Sherry : .....*Kicks Garino in the crotch*



Captain Don : The Power is Yours!



Sherry : I have the Power!



Bunji : No you don't....and I'll guess that it's......back to school time?



Garino : *Between weezes* ....Yes...it....is...I'm...bleeding.......I...need...Herb....cause he...sucks like...a....Hoo...*WHAM!!!*



Fangoram : THE POWER IS YOURS!!!!



Captain Don : THAT'S MY PHRASE!!!! *Kicks Fangoram in the crotch.* THE POWER IS YOURS! BITCH!



Garino : ......Fangoram....has school......Sherry....you...go--



Sherry : Wait, I just remembered that I have....people...to....yeah.



Garino : No dice.



Sherry : If I have to go, I'm taking the Aussie and the Mexican with me.....



Bunji : I'm not Mexican! I'm Canadian!



Sherry : You all look alike to me....



Bunji : Permission to kill Sherry?



Garino : No...we...need her...for the...sex..appeal...



Zell : I thought that was why I was here? Why did you hire me then?



Captain Don : Because you're the Sex Appeal for Garino..speaking of which....Garino, you're going too....



Garino : Oh....I'm a freaking genious! I'm also a final boss!



Captain Don : Don't make me kick you again.



Garino : What do you mean? You'll do it anyway!



Captain Don : That's true. *Kicks him in the gonads.* The world is right, and THE POWER IS YOURS!!!



Zell : Ok, let's just get the hell out of here, mates. I want to be plastered by 9 AM.



Bunji : It's 8:59, and we'll be late!



Zell : *With two kegs in a beer hat* Just enough time!



Bunji : Why do I even doubt you sometimes?



Fangoram : LITTLE YELLOW BUS!!!!



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*On little Yellow Bus*



Fangoram : *With The Wiggles lunch box* FANGORAM LIKE NAPTIME!



Garino : *With a Richard Nixon Bookbag that reads "I like Crack"* Fangoram, didn't you go to Commando U for like, a day?



Fangoram : I EARNEDED A GRADE!



Garino : In what?



Fangoram : TREE-HUGGING 101!



Garino : What did you get?



Fangoram : F!



Garino : Why am I not surprised? Hey, why aren't the other guys here?



*In car*



Zell : Thank God we ditched them!



Sherry : WHY THE HELL ARE YOU DRIVING? WITH THE KEG HAT STILL ON?



Bunji : Well, why wouldn't he?



Sherry : How many laws are we exacly breaking?



Bunji : We break multiple laws in every one of these things! Remember what happened last week?



Zell : You did that thing with that cat from Trigun...



Bunji : Ohh yeah....that guy has one huge ego. Just because he's in every single episode doesn't mean he can eat out of the Whiskas can!



Zell : Nyaa!



Sherry : Where are we going anyways?



Bunji : Strip Club.



Sherry, Zell, Johnny Damon : Yay!



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*At Kindergarten*



"Mrs." Michaele Jacksone : Ok kids, I want all the little girls to practice their alphabet, and I want all the little boys to pull down their pants, and enjoy naptime with me!



Fangoram : NAPTIME!!! *Starts to remove pants*



Garino : Not this time! I'm still having issues with the Harry Potter episode!!!



Fangoram : AWWW!!!!



Michaele Jacksone : Come on boys, off with those small little pants! Mrs. Jacksone is getting impatient....



Garino : Fangoram, do you know who this is?



Fangoram : NO!



Garino : This is Micheal Jackson!



Fangoram : ME THOUGHT IT R. KELLY!!!



Garino : No, Fangoram, then he would be asking for all the little girls to take their pants off....



*Meanwhile....*



Mrs. R Kelly : Ok little dearies, I want all the girls to take off their pants because...I want to pee on you!



Dave Chappelle : Man, you fucked up!



*Back to the idiots*



Captain Don : Hey!



*Not you....Garino.....*



Captain Don : Ok......can you kick him in the crotch for me? I haven't been summoned again yet.



*We'll see.....*



Garino : Ok, we're going to stop you, and do something productive to society for once. Since the last time we killed Pat Robertson. Because he sucks.



Fangoram : HE SUCKS HARD!



Michael Jackson : Oh yeah? How will you stop me?



Garino : Retard, he hates finger painting.



Fangoram : NOOOO!



Garino : He hates kittens.



Fangoram : NOOOOOOOOO!!!



Garino : Umm....and he hates swords?



Captain Don and Fangoram : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!



Garino : What the hell? Why are you here Don?



Captain Don : This. *Kicks Garino in the junk* THE POWER IS YOURS!!! Thanks Guys!



*No Problem*



Garino : ......HATE.....you.......



Captain Don : Fangoram, just kill the damn freak....



Fangoram : WHICH ONE?



Captain Don : Ehh......take your pick.



Fangoram *Breaks out Center Head* : YAY! I KILL ALL!!!



Michael Jackson and R. Kelly : Oh crap.....



*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME OK, SERIOUSLY, WE KNOW EVERYONE HAS WANTED TO DO THIS TO THEM. AND, WELL, CAPTAIN PLANET IS STILL OUR HERO TYPE VIOLENCE*



Captain Don : Aww......he picked the wrong freak....



Garino : .....Hate....you.....



Fangoram : GGGRRRRRRAAAAVVVVVEEEEEE!!



*Meanwhile........*



Spike : Aww, why do I have to go to school?



Mika : And me?



Juji : And me?



Billy : Because you're too young Spike, you need to finish High School Mika, and Juji....you're just an idiot.



Grave : ...................?!?!?!?



Billy : You're going just because I hate you.



Grave : ............



Billy : You see Grave, the F-word is not the first letter of the alphabet! That and I still hate you.



Juji : Why, Billy, why?



Billy : Well, because I bribed the writers to do this for me.



*Ca-Ching!*



Grave : ................



Billy : No Grave, you will not get yourself kicked out by insulting minorities! No one can even understand you except the Chinese kid!



Wang : Hai.



Billy : Wrong language, kid. *Hits Juji in crotch with guitar* The Power Is Yours!



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WINNAHS : THE ENVIRONMENT, CAPTAIN PLANET, CAPTAIN DON, BUNJI, ZELL, SHERRY, JOHNNY DAMON, BILLY, AND TECHNICALLY FANGORAM

LOSAHS : THE SCHOOL KIDS, IDIOTS, MICHAEL JACKSON, R. KELLY, GARINO, HERB, JUJI, SPIKE, MIKA, GRAVE, AND LOOTEN PLUNDER!

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