Cerberus Overdose......A Gungrave fansite

The Internet is for Porn!

Starring Maria and Bunji (Featuring some other people...)

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Maria : Finally, I get to teach Harry and Lee a whole lesson without them feeling each other up, all by my self! I'm going to teach something relevant, something modern so those two idiots keep paying attention. The Internet!

*Song starts*

The internet is really really great...

Bunji : FOR PORN!

Maria : I've got a fast connection so I don't have to wait

Bunji : FOR PORN!

Maria : Huh? There's always some new site...

Bunji : FOR PORN!

Maria : I browse all day and night

Bunji : FOR PORN!

Maria : It's like I'm surfing at the speed of light!

Bunji : FOR POOOORN!

Maria : BUNJI!

Bunji : The internet is for porn!

Maria : BUNJI!

Bunji : The internet is for porn!

Maria : What are you doing!?

Bunji : Why you think the net was born? Porn, porn, porn!

Maria : Bunn-----Ji!

Bunji : Oh, hello Maria McBigdaddy.

Maria : You are ruining my song

Bunji : Oh me sorry, me no mean to...

Maria : Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?

Bunji : Me no talkie.

Maria : Good

I'm glad we have this new technology

Bunji : FOR PORN!...opps

Maria : Which gives us untold opportunity

Bunji : FOR POR...opps, sorry.

Maria : Right from you own desktop

Bunji : FOR....

Maria : You can research browse and shop, Until you've had enough and your ready to stop

Bunji : FOR PORN!

Maria : BUNJI!

Bunji : The internet is for porn!

Maria : Noooooooo...

Bunji : The internet is for porn!

Maria : BUNJI!

Bunji : Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

Maria : That's gross! You're a pervert!

Bunji : Ah, sticks and stones Maria.

Maria : NO really, your a pervert. Normal people don't sit at home and look at porn on the internet.

Bunji : Ohhhh?

Maria : What?

Bunji : You have no idea.....Ready normal people?

Bear Walken : Ready!

Dr. T : Ready!

Zell : Ready!

Big Daddy : Ready!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : The internet is for porn!

Big Daddy : Sorry Maria!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : The internet is for porn!

Big Daddy : I masturbate!

Bunji : All these guys unzip their flies For...

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : Porn, porn, porn!

Maria : The internet is not for porn!!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : PORN! PORN! PO...

Maria : HOLD ON A SECOND!

Bunji : Hmm?

Maria : Now i know for a fact that you, Bear, check your portfolio and trade stocks online

Bear : That's correct.

Maria : And Zell, you buy things on Amazon.com

Zell : Ah yeah I do mate...

Maria : And Dr. T, you sell dead bodies on E-Bay!

Dr. T. : Yes I Do!

Maria : And Big Daddy, you sent me that sweet online birthday card.

Big Daddy : True....

Bunji : But Maria, what you think he do AFTER...hmm....?

Big Daddy : Yeah...

Maria : ....EWWWWWW!!!!!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : The Internet Is For Porn!

Maria : Gross!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : The Internet Is For Porn!

Maria : I HATE PORN!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : Grab your dick and double click!

Maria : I hate you men!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn

Maria : I'm leaving!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : Porn, porn, porn, porn porn, porn, porn, porn !

Maria : I hate the internet!

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : Porn, porn, porn, porn!

Bunji : The internet is for

Bunji, Zell, and Bear : The internet is for

Bunji, Zell, Bear, Big Daddy, Dr. T. : The internet is for PORN!

Bunji : YEAH!

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Song is from the musical "Avenue Q".....you guys should listen to it....it's hella good.