Fangoram

Vs


Grave.........?

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Don : Ok guys, this week, we're actually supposed to be in character...

Bunji : *Smacks Don* That's not in character! You're not supposed to say that!

Don : *Smacks Bunji* Bitch, I'm your boss.

Bunji : *Smacks Don* Bitch, I'm the "In-Character enforcer"....I'll smack anyone not in character.

HB : Cut!

*Take two*

Don : OK you guys, Grave and the others are leaving The Casino right now. Sherry, I'm going to need you to accompany me incase we get ambushed.

Sherry : I'll do anything, as long as I get revenge on Grave for my Father and My beloved Harry...

Zell : HE'S STRAIGHT?!?!?!?

HX : Cut!

*Take three*

Don : OK you guys, Grave and the others are leaving The Casino right now. Sherry, I'm going to need you to accompany me incase we get ambushed.

Sherry : I'll do anything, as long as I get revenge on Grave for my Father and My beloved Harry...

Zell : YOU'RE STRAIGHT?!?!?!?

HB : Cut!

*Take 4*

Don : OK you guys, Grave and the others are leaving The Casino right now. Sherry, I'm going to need you to accompany me incase we get ambushed.

Sherry : I'll do anything, as long as I get revenge on Grave for my Father and My beloved Harry...

Zell : *Mouth held by duct tape shut...* *Pops open a Fosters Beer Can*

HX : Dsmmit Zell! Cut!

*Take whatever*

Don : OK you guys, Grave and the others are leaving The Casino right now. Sherry, I'm going to need you to accompany me incase we get ambushed.

Sherry : I'll do anything, as long as I get revenge on Grave for my Father and My beloved Harry...

Zell : *Mouth duct taped shut, hands and legs tied up.*

Fangoram : *Eats a beer can*

Bunji : Well.....I don't think that was *too* far off of his character. If he yelled out "Chicken Selects!" or "Spronkles!" or "Johnny Damon!", we'd be screwed.

Johnny Damon : You called?

Fangoram : JOHNNY DAMON!

Everyone : AWWWWWW!!!!

HB : Cut!

*Take....who cares?*

Don : OK you guys, Grave and the others are leaving The Casino right now. Sherry, I'm going to need you to accompany me incase we get ambushed.

Sherry : I'll do anything, as long as I get revenge on Grave for my Father and My beloved Harry...

Zell and Fangoram : *Bound and Gagged*

Don : Bunji, you and Johnny Damon protect the airport from Grave's friends there.

HX : Johnny Damon is not in the game!

Johnny : I should have....

Bunji : I agree with that.

Don : Good, he stays, moving on.

Bunji : Ok, whatever.

Don : Zell, you and Fanoram stay here and protect the mansion.

Zell : *Muffled words*

Don : Good, i'm glad you agree. Garino, I want you to accompany me as well.

Garino : Yes Father, of course.

Herb : Can I come too Garino dear?

Everyone : AWW!!

Bunji : We can edit him out, right?

*Edited scene one*

Garino : Yes Father, of course.

Gay Merc : Can I come too Garino dear?

Bunji : Nope, that won't work.

*Edit scene two*

Garino : Yes Father, of course.

Zell : *Doing the robot*

Bunji : That's better.

Don : Ok, let's get going, we don't have time to lose.

*At Airport*

Bunji : Ergh, I hate doing this....Grave better get here soon, so I can finally defeat him and show that I'm finally better.

Johnny : *Flying around* Ever wonder what the Michelle Wie rolercoaster would be like? Wieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

(BAD PUN'D!)

*At the Mansion*

Zell : You see Fangoram, if you turn the beer bong upside down, you will have more beer coming at you at once, and the beer you miss completely soaks you, making you 100 times more sexy than you currently are!

Fangoram : I DIDN'T KNOW THAT!!!

HX : CUT!

*Take 2, scene 3*

Zell : *Chugging*

Mercs : CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!

HB : CUT!

*Take 3, scene 3*

Fangoram : *Eating beer bong*

Zell : *Peeing self*

HB : Ehh, close enough.

HX : This is about as good as we're going get from them. Let's just cut to Don and the others...

*In Airplane*

Don : Man, these peanuts are really salty.

Garino : Man, that stewardess is really hot...

Herb : More peanuts Garino?

HX : CUT! Herb, what the hell are you doing? We told you to go home for the week!

Herb : But....I can be a sexy stewardess...

HB : You sucked as a president, you suck as a stewardess, and you suck Garino! Now leave!

Herb : Aww............

*Take 2, scene 4*

Don : OK, we need to figure out what we are going to do. Garino, do you have your creatures set up?

Garino : Yes Father, I do. *Snaps finger* This is for trying to kill Herb....*Orgman grab Don*

Juji : *Runs in...sans clothes* Hey everybody, have you seen my balls? They're big and salty and brown....Oh, did I walk in on something here?

HB : CUT! God, my eyes burn! Juji, get some pants on!

Billy : Sorry, my bad. He snuck off when I was taking a nap.

Grave : ..............

Billy : Yes Grave, I know this is failing. You'll still face Fangoram in the end, so shut up!

Grave : ...............

Billy : Grave! That is totally not something to say about the writers!

HX : What did he say?

Bunji : Something about HX.com.......

HX : I'll kill you Grave!

HB : Hey! It wasn't me this time! Holy crap, are we still rolling? Cut!

*Take 3, Scene 4*

Don : OK, we need to figure out what we are going to do. Garino, do you have your creatures set up?

Garino : Yes Father, I do. *Snaps finger, dozens of orgmen appear*

Don : Great, with this they'll never be able to stop us!

Juji : *Burst in* Garino! You sick freak, you're dead!

Garino : Well, Mr. Juji Kabane, I'm surprised that you're still alive. Well, that won't last too long.

Don : Don't do this Garino!

Garino : I've been wanting to do this for a long time now.....goodbye, father.

Juji : I'm just a sexy Kurt!

HX : DAMN IT!!!

HB : We'll just move on. Next scene!

*At the Mansion*

Zell : Well, I've never fought a Ghost before....wanna get drunk? And I'm not just talking any type of drunk....but off your ass, peeing in public, getting arrested for hitting on a cop drunk?

HB : CUT!

*Take 2, Scene 5*

Zell : Well, I've never fought a Ghost before....

Billy : I'm surprised you fight at all....with all of your drunkeness and all....Oh crap....

*Take 3, Scene 5*

Zell : Well, I've never fought a Ghost before....

Billy : Well, I'm surprised. There are a lot of ghosts floating around you, you just can't see 'em...

Zell : WHAT? AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HX : CUT!

*Take 4, Scene 5*

Zell : Well, I've never fought a Ghost before....

Billy : Well, I'm surprised. There are a lot of ghosts floating around you, you just can't see 'em...

Zell : Alright......Mercs! Let's take down our Ghost....

Mercs : GHOSTBUSTERS!

Zell : *Starts singing the Ghostbusters theme drunk....*
Something straaaange, in my pants! Who you gonna call?

Mercs : PROCTOLOGIST!

HB : Oh come on, CUT!

*Take 5, scene 5*

Zell : Well, I've never fought a Ghost before....

Billy : Well, I'm surprised. There are a lot of ghosts floating around you, you just can't see 'em...

Zell : Alright......Mercs! Let's take down our Ghost....

Mercs : Yes sir!

Billy : Allright! I'm going to give you all a special song!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WE REALLY DON'T FEEL LIKE DESCRIBING THE FIGHT SCENE IN DETAIL SO THIS SEEMS LIKE A GOOD TIME TO USE THIS VIOLENCE*

*Fast Foward to Fangoram fight*

Fangoram : YOU BEAT FANGORAM'S FRIENDS!! FANGORAM KILL YOU!

Grave : .............

Juji : Ok, who drank the last on the wine coolers?

HX : Zell. Who else would?

Sherry : *Drunk* Where's that bastard Harry? I wanna screw!

*Helter*

Harry : Yes!

Bear : I'm Bear Walken.

Balladbird : What good will that do you Harry? You're here with us.....

Harry : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Bob *Eating*

Harry : *sigh*....Ok Lee, drop trow.....

Lee : Woohoo!

Bear : I'm Disgusted. And Bear Walken.

*Skelter*

HX : I hate you all. Cut!

*Scene 12, take 2*

Fangoram : YOU KILL DEADMEN! YOU KILL FANGORAM'S FRIENDS! FANGORAM KILL YOU!

Grave : ................

Fangoram : *Pulls out Center Head* GRRRRAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEE!!!

HB : And cut! That's a wrap folks. Fangoram, good job....stop trying to eat your gun.

Fangoram : IT MADE OF CHOCOLATE!!!

HB : Sure it is. Grave, always solid. Zell.....well.....you're plastered as is. You won't remember anything anyway. Which made you the best actor here...good job!

Bunji : Wait....did you guys write me out?

HX : Not intentionally. We figured you need a break. So you got to ride on the Michelle Wie rollercoaster with Johnny Damon.

Bunji : It was worth it.

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WINNAHS - BUNJI AND JOHNNY DAMON! GRAVE! ZELL! MICHELLE WIE!

LOSAHS - US! DON! ANYONE ELSE WHO SAW JUJI NAKED!

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