Garino : Live, from the Don's Mansion, It's get the hell in here you bastards!
Bunji : Musical guests, the Beatles!
Ringo and Paul : We're not dead!
Zell : *Pointing to Paul* Yes you are! Everyone knows you died in 1963.
Bunji : 1966 Zell, 66.
Zell : Whatever mate, whatever....
Sherry : .......I freaking hate Yoko Ono.
Paul and Ringo : Who didn't?
Garino : I liked Yoko ono!
Don : Sure you would, you French loving bastard!
Garino : I freaking hate the French!
Sherry : Why's that?
Garino : Well, it all happened back in 1987.....
Garino : You chese eating bastards killed my father!
Don : I'm right here Garino....
Garino ; Don't worry ghost Dad, I'll avenge your death! I'll use my most powerful attack! IT'S RAINING MEN! HALLELUJAH
IT'S RAINING MEN!
Don : I hate you.....
Random French guy : C'EST PLEUVOIR HOMMES!
*End disturbing flashback*
Don : Oh, that reminds *Kicks Garino on the hoo-ha* There......THE POWER IS YOURS!
Garino : That....joke's.....dead......
Don : Not for a while Garino, not for a long while.....
Sherry : Hey...can I be written out yet?
Bunji : Umm.....no.
Sherry : Shouldn't this WWFD be longer?
Zell : Well, it WAS, but if it wasn't for a very localized 'Grave'-related power-outage, it would have been longer! And
already up! Mate!
Bunji : Woah man, chill out. No need to break anymore walls down!
Fangoram : BREAK THE WALL DOWN!!!!!
Sherry : Hey! No Chris Jericho references today!
Bunji : Jerky!
Sherry : .........I hate you.....sooooooo....much.
Zell : Ok, let's watch that on my super expensive Jeritron 5000....
Sherry : *Pulls out the super terrorfying claw type thing and begins to systematically beat the hell out of Zell.*
Zell : *Unhurt, because let's face it......the claw thing sucks.* Ok, mate, that tickled. Now, I only have one question....why
am I not completely shitfaced by now?
Garino : That's easy Zell, it's because you will later, ok? First.....
Don : ....first, I'm going to have sex with your mother! Ha ha!
Everyone : AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!
Don : The day is mine!
Garino : Aww.....eewwww.....anyway, we're going to N---
Don : It's the letter "R" section.
Garino : Not in the r's, in New....
Don : Not in the r's? That's not what your mother said! Ha ha!!
Garino : .....I don't get it.
Bunji : r's....arse....
Garino : ......I still don't get it.
Don : It's what you like putting your wee-wee into, Garino....
Garino : A vaccuum?
Don :.......You're not my son.
Garino : No duh! I'm freaking adopted! Now, I still don't get the....
Fangoram : IN THE POOPER! BUTTSEX!!! ASSFUCKING!!!!!
Garino : ..........AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!
Don : THE DAY IS MINE! HA HA!!!
Sherry : How the hell did Fangoram know all of those words?
Zell : Bunji.
Bunji : Yeah. I was describing what Garino does to dead Herbert Hoover and to tiny forest woodland creatures.
Fangoram : CHIPMUNK!!!!
Garino : MINE!!!! WHERE! WHERE!
Don : ......I'm leaving now. Don't bother me.....I'm gonna go and preform marital intercourse with my spouse.
Garino : I really hate you dead.
Bunji : Well, let's get on with this storyline, before Garino gets a little too excited.
Garino : Yeah, right. Anyways, we're going to see an example of true comedy....we're going to go to see SNL...
Zell : Why SNL mate?
Garino : .....You'll see mate, you'll see.
Bunji : .....you know, I don't want to......
*Live from New York, it's Saturday Night!!*
SNL Announcer : LIVE FROM NEW YORK, ITS SATURDAY NIGHT!!!! Musical Guest........ASHLEE SIMPSON!
Audience : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
SNL GUY : GOTCHA! MUSICAL GUEST, DJ KURT ANGLE!!!!
Audience : THAT'S BETTER!!!!
SNL GUY : AND TONIGHT'S HOST.....GARINO CORSIONE!
Audience : WHO?
Garino : Wow, it's great to be here! You may recognize me from the wholesome Christmas song about me sodomizing Santa
Zell : .....Ew.....
Bunji : Well, I can see this turning out horribly.
Zell : Ehh...hey, where's the beer guy?
Sherry : Zell, this is theater type place, they don't have beer here.
Bunji : I wouldn't say that Sherry. Remember the Regis WWFD? There was that chip guy...
Harry : Beer here! Get your beer here!
Zell : Yay!
Sherry : Hunny?
Harry : Snoogums?
Sherry : Harry-berry?
Harry : Sherry-cary?
Sherry : The Cubs win! The Cubs win!
Harry : Whoops, sorry. Wrong name. Cuppycakes Gumdrops?
Zell : Yeah?
Harry : I was talking to Bunji...
Bunji : For the last time.....Grave only!
Zell : Hey Harry, can I have some?
Harry : Yeah, shut up kid! *Leaves*
Unseen Voices : There goes the Harry-man!
Sherry : Ahh Harry....that's why I married him....for his money.....err....I mean love...yeah, love.
Cast of SNL, not including Darrell Hammond : Haha! We make joke! Boob!
Audience sign : Laugh
Audience : ........*cricket*......
Zell : Boo!
Garino : My thoughts exactly...Kill em!
Sherry : My....that was fast.
Bunji : Not Darrell Hammond though...he's cool.
Fangoram : I HAVE FEW LINES!
Bunji : That's an improvement, what are you talking about?
Fangoram : IT CALLED WWFD! IT ABOUT FANGORAM AND MY RAZY ACTION AND ADVENTURES!
Zell : He's got a point there mate. And he said Razy.
Bunji : Ugh......just kill them! wolves!
Zell : Mercs!
Sherry : Lesbian army!
Fangoram : CENTER HEAD!
Garino : HERB!
Unfunny SNL cast : Umm.......boob?
Tina Fey : Stop talking about mine!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WE NEED MORE CELEBRITY JEOPARDY DAMMIT VIOLENCE*
Darrell Hammond : Ha Ha!
Don : Ha Ha!
Hammond : Ha Ha!
Garino : Our musical guest, DJ Kurt Angle!
Kurt : Hit the beat box Grave!
Grave : .............................
Kurt : Nice beat there Grave...just tone back on the swearing though....
Billy : You can understand him?
Kurt : My name is Kurt Angle, and what the heck? I won a gold medal with a broken freaking neck!
Juji : Oh snap!
Kurt : So you better step off, cause we ain't friends, I'm moving on up like The Jeffersons!
Mika : Whoo!
Kurt : You don't scare me, no no no, I may suck, but you just blow! Word!
Billy : That was foul!
WINNAHS : KURT ANGLE! DON! GRAVE! FANGORAM AND FRIENDS!
LOSAHS : GARINO, CAUSE WE CAN. SNL CAST SANS DARRELL HAMMOND AND TINA FEY, JOHN CENA AND GRAVEY. WORD!
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