Fangoram

VS


Black Friday (The day after Thanksgiving)

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Garino : OK you bastards, get in here.


Don : OK Gay Fuel, shut the hell up. It's not even three in the morning, and I'm trying to bone your mother.

Bunji : And you're failing.

Don : .........I know.......shut up.

Sherry : *In Pajamas* *Yawn* Ugh....it's way to early.....I was trying to eat out my female friend here...

Meryl Strife : Hello.....

Zell : *Wearing nothing, except the Fosters can covering his...yeah, that* Hey, isn't she family or something?

Bunji, Sherry and Don : Don't drink that Fosters!

Zell : First time I've heard that here....

Garino : DRINK THE FOSTERS!

Zell : Won't resist that offer.

Rest o' them : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME DEAR GOD GET ZELL PANTS NOW TYPE STUFF*

Zell : Oy mate, it's a bit drafty in here.

Garino : That made my day right there.

Don : Fire! I need fire!

Sherry : Meryl, I needs Meryl!

Vash : .....this happens every freaking year. Zell just has to go nude, doesn't he?

Zell : Well, I have an excuse, I was boning Millie.

Bunji : Really?

Zell : No. I was dreaming about it though.

Wolfwood : If anyone is going to, it's me, because I already have.

Bunji, Zell, Don : Aww.......

Don : Wait, I'm married....

Bunji : So am I, techinally.

Zell : Well, let me say this to you Wolfy, you suck and you're adopted.

Wolfwood : I'm not adopted!

Vash : Zell, don't tell the truth to your adopted cousin.

Bunji : How the hell are you guys related?

Don : Nightow. He's like our God, just without Johnny Damon.

Damon : Damn straight. Anyways, the reason why we're up so early is because....

Garino : Hey, I will not be reduced to one line dammit! We're going to get a head start on the Christmas shopping this year....for once.

Bunji : I remember it last year. Zell got me a baby bottle last year. It went to good use.

Zell : Hey, it was the only thing left. I had to wrestle an old lady for that.

Garino : Yeah, that's why we're going early. We're going to meet Grave and the other retards there too. They're saving us a spot.

Bunji : My baby!

Zell : Just stop talking Bunji.

Sherry : There's a first. Zell, not drunk, telling Bunji to shut up.

Vash : Oh, he's plastered. You just can't tell because you have your head up Meryl's skirt.

Meryl : .....Hey......I don't wear skirts.......

Millie : Actually sempai, you wear a skirt with pants under it. I don't know what the hell you were thinking when you chose that outfit.

Meryl : I was thinking about ice cream.....

Don : Thank god I've hidden a camera in all of your rooms. That reminds me, Garino, never do that with Herb ever again. Ass's are supposed to be exit only.

Herb and Garino : Aww....what about the spider monkies?

Don : Euthanized.

Fangoram : Bobobobobobobobobobo!

Don : I hate that anime.

Garino : Yeah.....let's just go and meet them at Target.

Zell : Do I have to wear clothes?

All except Herb and Garino : YES!

Zell : Damn.

*At your local Target*

Zell : Did we leave Sherry back at the Mansion again?

Don : Hidden Camera.

Bunji : Don, you rule.

Vash : What if she finds it?

Don : The whole damn mansion is covered with them, something at least has to come up. Let's take a look at the super inexpensive Donatron 17.

*At mansion*

Wolfwood : *Wearing Portable confessional* *To Millie* You're my honey-bunch sugarplum, my snoogy-woogy-umplus, you're my sweetie pie. You're my cuppycake gumdrops, snoogum snogum snoogum, the apple of my eye.

*Back at Target*

Don : Dammit! Go to Sherry! Sherry!

Vash : That..........was disturbing.

Garino : I'll have to remember that for Herb....

Bunji : Vash, where do you meet these people?

Vash : Don't blame me! Blame Johnny Damon.

Damon : Hey! It's Nightow's fault this time dammit!

Garino : Hey, there's the other morons!

Spike : Dammit, there's the other retards.

Garino : You know what, I feel like killing everyone with glasses.

Spike : You know what, I feel like killing all gay people with dead Presidents.

Mika : *Plastered* Maybe now I'll get some damn lines...

Zell : She learns from the best.

Bunji : The sad part is that she actually listened to you.

Fangoram & Juji : Yu-Gi-Oh Cards!

Grave : ....................

Billy : For you retards that can't understand him....

Bunji : I can understand him.

Johnny Damon : So can I.

Billy : Precisely why I said that. Anyways, Grave said that the store won't open for 20 more minutes, followed by multiple racial slurs.

Juji : Aww man, it's freaking freezing out here.

Zell : Juji, you're not wearing pants! We can't even see the swastika.

Fangoram : SHRINKAGE!

Juji : Only on the count of coldness!

Mika : No Juji, it's always like that. You're pants are off enough for us to tell. Hey Zell, pass me another beer.

Zell : That's me girl.

Billy : You're girl?

Zell : Well, ya see, Big Daddy shot blanks. Maria was desperate. That's when she called the ol' Zellmiester around. Her accent should be comming in around.....

Mika : Oy mate!

Billy : Oh dear lord.

Vash : Zell, how exactly did that happen?

Zell : Well mate, I told Maria that everything's bigger in Australia, like the beer. But of course, I was making a sexual reference.

Don : We get it Zell.

Zell : I was talking about my huge penis.

Bunji : We get it Zell. Loud and clear.

Zell : You're just jealous Bunji.

Bunji : Hey hey hey, wait one damn second. There's a reason why Gynocrat always makes me have the huge wang-chung.

Grave : ..................

Damon : Hey, you are right Grave. That is Gynocrat in line for the Yaoi R Us store.

Bunji : Oh crap, don't let her see us. If she pairs me up with that damn Balkan one more time........

Garino : Well, I didn't think Canon was very hot to be in...

Don : Why do I keep you alive?

Zell : Seriously mate, why do you?

Mika : Ya mate.

Garino : Final boss powers.

All : Aww.........

Garino : Shut it.

Spike : Hey, it's going to opening soon. Get your weapons ready!

Billy : Allright! *Strums guitar, zaps Garino* Whoa, this day just got better.

Garino : Hate, you.

Zell : O RLY!?

Mika : Ya RLY!

Zell : No Wai!1!!

Garino : Ya RLY! So shut up!

Damon : Jesus powers.....on.

Kid : *Points to Juji's wang* OMG! Secret Nazi shriviled penis! *Some random German techno plays*

Juji : *Slices kid's head off* OMG! Secret Nazi bloodspill!

Fangoram : GERMAN TECHNO!

Don : The hell with it, charge the doors!

Vash : Charge!......

Zell and Mika : Oy!

Everyone in front of them : Crap.

Some random person : OMG! Secret Nazi Stampeding!

Juji : Sieg Hail!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME TO STATE THE FACT, HX AND HB DO NOT SUPPORT NAZI-ISM IN ANY WAYS, WE JUST FIND YOU'RE THE MAN NOW DOG HILARIOUS AND YEAH......VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : GGGGRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVEEEEEEE!!

*Meanwhile*

Grave : ................... *Holding up quilt*

Billy : Yeah Grave, I'm sure that he'd love it. It would go nice with his Elton John shrine.

*With Bunji at the XXX section*

Bunji : One for me, one for sherry, none for Garino...Hey Zell, do you think Grave would like this one?

Zell : Oi mate, I'm sure he'd love it.

Mika : More Fosters mate!

Zell : you and me my child, are going to the bar.

Mika : Yay! Fake ID!

Bunji : .......Man, I wish Grave would get me a quilt for
Christmas.....


_________________________*Teh End*_________

WINNAHS! THE NIGHTOW FAMILY! SHERRY! YTMND.COM


LOSAHS! GARINO! BLACK FRIDAY SHOPPERS!

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