FANGORAM

VS.

EMO KIDS


Garino: I want to kill my self...

Bunji, Sherry, Zell, Don, Shadow the hedgehog: THANK YOU MERCIFUL GOD!

Garino: Syke! I was just making fun of that stupid Emo Kid that killed himself on myspace.

Bunji: Mate you've done a lot of wrong things but that is the wrongest... Syking us out is just plain not nice.

Don: Wrongest isn't a word...

Bunji: You're mother isn't a word.

Don: Do you really want to see what Garinos grandmother looks like?

Garino: OH GOD NO! its worse than seeing the Don and Mom have sex the madness of it all

<Wisconsin>

Ballad Bird Lee: (Sneeze) Ah-chooo...

Bob: Bless you Lee.

Lee: TAKE THAT DAMN TWINKIE OUT NOW!

Bob: But Lee...

Lee: NOW!

Harry: One day I'll venture to a place called Billion city and run a mafia

Big Daddy: Not this time you Prick!

Harry: Who's gonna stop me?

Bear Walken: Over here bitch...

Harry: damn....

<Back to the mansion>

Garino: So any way Emo Kids, hate em they want to die so bad I'll be the last wish foundation and send you guys to grant them.

Zell: I want my sick day now

Garino: you don't get sick days

Zell: <Pulls out a picture of The Don and Bob Poundmax and Garinos mom Three waying>
Now I do

Garino: No dice

Zell: <Pulls out a hamburger> How bout now?

Garino: Go ahead (grabs hamburger)

(Supierior Bob flies in from nowhere and snatches hamburger)

Sherry: What just happened?

Fangoram: It seems that a large two ton man just flew through three rooms and somehow snatched a hamburger most likely from McDonalds.

Don: You called?

Fangoram: I WANT FIVE DOLLARS!

Garino: After the mission

Fangoram: FINE BUT I GET SAUCE!

Blitz: You get sauce when I say you get sauce

Fangoram: YES SIR!

Garino: Why do you listen to him and respond properly?

Bunji: Because, he's as cool as I am,

Bunjithewolf: I agree

Garino: Ok since Zell mysteriously got a sick day I'm assigning Bunji and Fangoram to kill all the Emo Kids on Myspace.com

Sherry: What about me?

Garino: I don't even bother with you anymore you just write yourself out anyway.

Sherry: You're right Michelle come over here.

Michelle Kwon: You take me to practice now?

Sherry: You'll be practicing all right...

Garino: anyway...

Don: I'll go just gimme one sec I gotta change into the costume I used when you were in your Emo stage

(runs off screen and chants)

Don: ancient spirts of Evil turn this decaying flesh into Don-RAH!!! THE EVER LIVING!!!!

(Music cue: thunder thunder thunder cats)

Bunji: Whoa where'd that come from?

Don-Rah: Ebay... Now lets go!

Fangoram: OK!

(At Myspace HQ)

Tom: oh yeah, jacking off, to 12 year old emo sluts oh yeah!

Bunji: (kicks down door and waves pistols around) Oh yeah I look so cool

Blitz: not as cool as I

Bunji: true my master

Blitz: Now embrace the darkside and kill that micheal jackson wannabe

Don-Rah: You heard the man, Ancient Evil Powers activate!

Bunji: Ultra super cool I just made up this attack wolves flurry!

Blitz: <small edit> Kick ass explosive wolves flurry

Fangoram: I HAVE NO SPECIAL POWERRZ BUT I HAVE BIG GUN!

Zell: No I do mate! <pulls out his huge gun>

Bunji: Where'd you come from?

Zell: Side Job...

Fangoram: FANGORAM WANT CHICKEN SELECTS NOW SO KILL CHILD RAPER NOW!!

Don-Rah: He has a point.

(Scene deleted due to retarded thundercat reference to somehow get back at retarded emo kids everywhere type violence)

Bunji: OK I got the addresses of all the Emo kids in America.

Don-Rah: Ancient spirits its time to kick ass.

Ancient spirits: HOO RAH!

Zell: I know those blokes we were in the marines together.

Fangoram: I CALL CALIFORNIA!

Bunji: I call Florida

Zell: Texas, it may be a red state, but its damn near mexico.

Bunji: True... I'll pick you up some cigars after I go to Cuba Fidel owes me a few favors...

(FlashBack)

Fidel: I want to become a dictator but I need a gimmick

Che: I can help

Fidel: I need more than that

Bunji: I can help

Fidel: PERFECT!

(End flashback)

Bunji: And that's how I helped a dictator rise to power, Juji had germany.

(FAR OFF IN THE DISTANCE)

Juji: SIEG HEIL!!!!

Bunji: I can still hear him, I should've sent him to Africa or something.

(And so with their mighty powers our heroes defeated emo kids everywhere but with one left it's up to team Grave to do the dirty work)

Spike: My life is so terrible, I could just kill myself...

Grave:.........

Spike: You too Grave, I don't need this ......... you

Grave: .............!

Billy: Grave.... Calm, think of how you killed seabiscuit

Grave:.........(sits down, with a joint)

Juji: Sword of Kutaba, Give me sight beyond sight

Billy: Juji shut up we all know you're blind.

Juji: Thunder thunder Thunder Cats Billy's A HOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1

Billy: What? well I kinda am...

The thunder cats: We are here sir Juji-o

Sherry: I'll be taking her (grabs Cheetara)

Spike: Juji's a bitch and we know it.

Juji: ............. and I swear I'll ........ to your ......... and your mothers ............. and then I'll ........... right to your penis

Billy: (shocked) Where the hell

Juji: Bunji..

Billy: Explains a lot.

Spike: (plays crappy Emo music)

Juji-o: slices computer now its time for you to

Spike: Duel?

Juji-o: no, JUJI-OH!!!!!, ITS TIME TO DIE!

Billy: End it now. please?

Grave:........................................................................................... With Mashed potatoes

Billy:.....wow..... This is why I use Xanga and Migente.

Grave: .........

Billy: Yes, I do like the chinese and spanish women, the darker ones are for later.

Juji-o: <With Spikes ravaged body running around the outside of the truck> COBRA LALALALALALALALALALALALALAALLALA!!!!!

Billy: DAMNIT JUJI GI JOE SUCKS

Snake eyes: ..................

Billy: Except you.

Snake eyes:..........

Grave:.............

<Back at the mansion>

Fangoram: FOUND IT! GRAVE HAVE MYSPACE!

<Truck again>

Billy: I heard some specific information from a great distance that tells me grave is emo.

Grave:.............. <Points gun at billy's guitar>

BIlly: Ok. I take it back just don't hurt my baby, it's my soul.

Juji: COBRALALALAALALLALAALALALALALALALALALALA!

Winners
Grave Fangoram Juji, Zell Cobra and Don

Losers
Garino as always, billy, Spike, and Myspace and all of its Emos

http://serpentor.ytmnd.com/ (In lue of a picture)

(PS: Grave does own a myspace, (It does exist, www.myspace.com/cerberusOD)

Blitz: Since it's just me, I rock

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