And probably the Captain Don song too.

Zell : Ok Fangoram, we're going to try this again.

Bunji : Try to keep the sound below 149 decibels....

Fangoram : NO PROMISES!

Don : Oh god, this is going to suck. Random mercs, got your earmuffs?

Random mercs : Huh?

Zell : Good. Let's go.

Fangoram : Oh....HOLY NIGGGGHHHHHTTTTT!!!!!!

Random Merc : *Explodes*

Zell : NO! NOT THAT RANDOM MERC! HE HAD A VALID ID!!!!!

Random Mercs : NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

Bunji : STOP! Just Stop! We'll try this again next year! Here! Take the 5 dollars and go get some Chicken Selects!

Fangoram : YAY!

Zell : Dumbass, he forgot about the taxes again.

Bunji : Well, that sucked. Don, do you have any songs that are wrong and disurbing?

Don : Why, of course!

Zell : Well, let's try this one.

Don : Don the captain, was a jolly, hearty soul. With boots of steel and a steel toed boot, kicking balls made out of coal.

Garino : Hey, my balls are not...

*Wham*

Don : Don, the captain, was a fairie tale they say....hey, I'm not a fairy!

Zell : Don, you're a bloody loon.

Don : There must have been some magic, in that swift kick to the nuts, cause when they felt it in their balls, he began to dance around.

Don : And the rest of the song is cut out like Sherry in a WWFD....

Bunji : And.....there goes the fourth wall.

Don : Yeah.....Humpity Hump Hump Humpity Hump Hump, Banging Garino's Mom, Humpity Hump Hump Humpity Hump Hump, Because he's Captain Don! Good night Ohio!

Bunji : I thought we lived in Canada.

Sherry : I thought it was Kansas....

Zell : You're all bloody wrong! We're in Poland!

Don : No we're not....Poland sucks.

Zell : Hey.....when did Sherry get here? And what about Poland Springs?

Back to Christmas Album 2

Produced by Captain Don. Blah blah blah.