FANGORAM

VS

The 2006 New Years

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Garino : Well, before I say "OK you bastards get in," we need to have a talk with someone.....Johnny!

Johnny Damon : *Holding wad of cash* I got paid, bitch.

Don : Yes, about that. We're afraid that we're going to have to fire you from you post as 'Jesus'.

Johnny : Umm...I was kinda born this way....

Don : Yeah, I'm the Don, I don't to obey the rules of religion or the laws of gravity.

Garino : Yeah. Anyways, we took the liberty of finding a new Jesus...Herb.

Herb : Oh Garino! I feel soooooo sanctified.

Don : Umm....yeah. You know what, Johnny, you can stay.

Bunji : Yeah, I like the old one. Less 'wildly homosexual'.

Zell : And ya got a hot wife!

Garino : Well, anyways, ok you bastards, get in here.

Zell : Our God, is an awesome God he reigns, in Heaven and Earth...

Johnny Damon : I AM BACK! AND I GOT PAID, BITCHES!!!!!

Bunji : It better not be more than mine. I'm getting a five year deal, with a sixth year deal option. I'm getting paid all in porn and beer.

Zell : Holy crap, that's what I get paid!

Sherry : Well, at least they pay me actual money. I had a good agent...

*Flashback*

Bear : Give my daughter 3 million dollars a year, or else....

Garino : Yes sir....

Don : Holy crap, I just wet myself....

*End flashback*

Don : Yes, please don't ever bring that up again. They made me cool, recently! Unlike Garino, who's constantly uncool and gay.

Bunji : Hey! There's nothing wrong with being gay. Just certain people rather not see me and Grave do our thing.

Garino : Dear lord, let's get going! New Year's comming soon, and we're going to Times Square to celebrate. Now, we can do some shopping there, maybe pick up some hookers, who knows?

Fangoram : FANGORAM WANT HARLEM GLOBETROTTERS!

Zell : Ya know, I hear that they stage those events. I mean, they lose ladders!

Bunji : Yes, for the short people.

Sherry : Like yourself Bunji?

Fangoram : NO MOCK THE MIDGETS!

Bunji : I'm not a midget! I'm just shorter than Don, Garino, Herb, Zell, Fangoram, Johnny Damon, Sherry, Grave, Juji, Billy, Mika, Spike, Vlad, Kurt Angle, Snoop Dogg, Snoopy, Calvin, Hobbes, HX, HB, Don, Captain Don, Senor Don, Rico Suave, Don Suave and Dan Patrick.

Zell : But not Paco.

Bunji : And not Binji. He's a short, scrawny little prick.

Garino : Now come on, grab your clothes, bathing utensils, and your genitalia, and let's go.

Fangoram : SHOTGUN!

Bunji : Driver!

Rest : Damn!

*At Times Square*

Fangoram : FANGORAM COLD!

Zell : Then put some damn clothes on!

Sherry : So many hookers.......so little time....

Bunji : Well Sherry, you'd better hurry up, because the ball will drop in a few minute, unlike Garino's, who's hasn't dropped down yet.

Garino : HEY! Herb like's it that way!

Don : You know what, I could have gone throughout life without hearing that. Now I'm scared.

Garino : Really?

Don : No. *Wham*

Garino : Ugh....I thought you gave that up for your New Years resolution?

Don : It's not new years yet!

Garino : Damn your technicalities.

Bunji : Hey, the ball's dropping!

Garino : 10!

Zell : 9!

Don : 8!

Sherry : 7!

Herb : 6!

Johnny : 5!

Billy : 4...alright!

Mika : *Passed out drunk*

Juji : 3!

Spike : 2!

Fangoram : 1!

Everybody : HAPPY NEW YEA...!

Grave : ...... *Standing on the ball, guns pointing to crowd.*

Everybody : Aww....

Dick Clark : Didn't we ban him last year?

Group : Ehh....Hey, look, It's MTV Studios! Let's burn it down!

Fangoram : GGGGGRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEEE OOOOONNNNN BBBBAAALLLLL!

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ALL TWO OF US HERE AT CERBERUS OD....OH, AND GRAVE AND FANGORAM ARE KILLING MOST EVERYONE AT TIMES SQUARE TYPE VIOLENCE*

Fangoram : DIDYMUS!!!

Bunji : What the hell is a didymus?

Zell : I think it's some sort of vanereal disease.

Garino : Oh, that's what it was...I was wondering why I was so ichy.






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