*On a basketball court*
Bunji : *Holding a Big Mac*
Grave : ...............
Bunji : You'll play me for this Big Mac? Sure. We'll have a shooting match. First to miss loses. Off that backboard, through
the window, and hitting Juji.
Grave : *Fires*
Juji : OW!
Bunji : Nice shot, right in the left ass cheek.
Grave : .... ........ ... ....
Bunji : Off the other backboard, through the other window, around the building and hit Juji's Right ass cheek? Deal. *Fires*
Juji : OW! That one went around the building and hit my other ass cheek!
Bunji : Nice, eh? How about this, Through the top of the building, around the street corner, down the block, and hit Zell's
beer can.
Grave : *Fires*
Zell : Oi! Two holes in my beer! I can get drunk twice as fast.
Grave : ..... ....... . ... .. ...... ..
Bunji : So you want me to shoot around the building twice, steal Zell's keg, bring it back here, and knock down Zell's
beer. *Fires*
Zell : Oi, where's me keg? And who knocked down my beer? It's a damn tragedy.
Bunji : OK Grave, here's one that you definately can't do. Find Amelia Earhart, rob a bank, and hit Fangoram in Billions
city.
Grave : *Fires*
Random guy : Hey, there's Amelia Earhart!
Bank Teller : Oh noes!!1! We're were robbed!
Fangoram : OOOOOWWWWW!!!!! GGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!
Bunji : I'm loving it.
Grave : MacDonalds......
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