Fangoram & Friends....
Garino : OK you bastards, get in here.
Don : Not now Garino,
I'm still in shock that Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are having a kid.
Bunji : I wouldn't be surprised if I was the
real father of that kid.
Sherry : Then that'd be one messed up kid.
Zell : Yeah, the kid would look like you.
And one of you is bad enough.
Bunji : Shut up, ass.
Fangoram : I PREGNANT!!
Garino : Uhh....you know that's physically impossible,
since you're male, and no one wants to have sex with you....right?
Don : Garino, we're in a video game and hopefully
an anime, anything's possible.
Garino : Yes, like me double-crossing you, turning you into a monster, and laughing
while you end up getting killed?
Don : Except that.
Garino : *under his breath* Damn.....wanna bet?
: I'll take you up on that bet mate.
Garino : How'd the hell you hear me?
Zell : I'm Drunk! I have great hearing!
Garino : Fine.....it's a bet...
Zell : Easiest 10 bucks I'll ever make.
*In the future......*
: I successfully turned Don into a monster, and laughed happily has he fell to his death! Zell owes me 10 bucks!!!!!
: SORRY BOSS, BUT ZELL DEFEATED BY GHOST AND NAZI WITH SWASTIKA ON NO-NO AREA.
Garino : Is he dead?
Garino : Find his ass, and tell him I want my 10 dollars!!!
Garino : Hell......o?
Zell : No dice, mate.
Garino : NOOOOOO!!!!! You bitch! You bitch!
*In the present*
Don : Yeah,
aside from that impossible forshadowing, which will NEVER happen, let us get on with this week's WWFD, shall we?
: For once, can we NOT break the fourth wall? I mean, come on? Why do we have to keep making references to real life? I mean,
we kill Pat Robertson every month.
Zell : Well, it's not our fault that the writers can't think of anything original.
Whenever they are stumped or lazy, they throw out their Joker, Pat Robertson. Besides, it's not like Pat doesn't stop being
a dumbass. He says something stupid and ignorant every day.
Bunji : ......Point well taken. Sometimes when they're
really lazy, they'll throw in Johnny Damon for a few cheap, stale laughs.
Johnny : It's a me, Jesus lol!
: Man, we need to hire new writers, these jokes are being rehashed over and over.
Sherry : If Fangoram says "Spronkles"
one more time.....someone's getting bitch-slapped.
Fangoram : SPR...*bITCH SLAPPED*...RINKLES?
Zell : Wait,
you mean the retard has been trying to say sprinkles all this time? When did this happen?
Bunji : Around the time
we first killed Pat Robertson. Dammit, it's all his fault!
Don : Yeah, or you could always blame Garino, that's what
Zell : I'll keep that in mind.
Garino : Hate...you....Now, if you all would a shut up, we could continue
this roller coaster ride of craptacular proportions. We're all going to go and try to make even more money by going on various
Sherry : So....
Garino : No write-out either.
Sherry : Dammit! I'll get you for this one.
*At the various game shows*
*At Jeopardy Studios*
Zell : *Rings in* What is I'm about to piss myself,
Alex : Umm.......Right. Are you retarded?
Zell : Nope, Drunk and Austrailian.
Bunji : So...you're
Zell : Yep. I'll take Gardening for $$600.
Alex : Right. the answer is : This garden tool also
means an immoral pleasure seeker.
Ken Jennings : What is a ho?
Alex : Whoa...whoa.
Zell : They teach
you that Morman school?
Bunji : Damn Utard has balls.
Alex : The correct answer was What is a rake. A rake.
Bunji : Holy crap, we suck at this game. This morman douche is kicking our ass.
Ken : What is you guys just
really, really suck?
*At The Dating Game*
Host : Our contestant, A-list actress,
and genuine sexpot Jessica Alba, is looking for a date.
Jessica Alba : Ok, if I were a taco, what would you be? Match
Match One : Mexican!
Jessica Alba : O...k. Match two?
Match Two : The Taco Bell dog!
Jessica Alba : That's just disgusting. Number three?
Sherry : Full.
Jessica Alba : Oh my!
I need a new set of panties. Actually, no I don't. I need match three all night long!
Sherry : Thank you writers!
*In the audience*
HX : DING!
HB : Yeah, you're welcome. DING.
*Meanwhile....at the Price is
Rich Fields : Garino Corsione, come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price Is Right!
Barker : Boo Yakka sha! OK contestants, let's see what else is for bid, and this time, it's not one of the beauties.
(In Crowd) : Dammit!
Rich : We have this dinning set stolen from a gay man, so you must know it's quality!
: Hey, those are my dishes!! $$627!
Another Contestant : $$20!
Some old woman with a shirt that reads "I (heart)
Bob's wang" : $$3!
Some fat guy : I'm hungy!
Bob : The correct bid is $$0. They're freaking worthless. So......Garino,
you win, since we stole them from you.
Old woman : Wasn't I the closest?
Bob : You were over. Besides, I wouldn't
let you up here anyways with that shirt. No Chocolate Bob lovin for you.
Rich : Garino, you could win........A new
Garino : Yay....wait, what? A Freaking Minivan? Do i look like a freaking Soccer Mom to you? How am I supposed
to pick up dead bodies with that?
Bob : Not my problem. We're playing Squeeze Play. The numbers are 236890. The first
and last numbers are correct, but one of them in the middle is an extra number. You must find out which one it is.
: Oh, umm.......Hey, doesn't the crowd usually help out?
Crowd : ..........
Some guy : You suck!
: Billy, I know that was you!
Billy : Allright!
Garino : Dammit....I'll go with.....8.
Bob : So you're
going with $$23690, eh? Is that the correct? *Winning noise* Yes, you win!
Garino : Dammit! I don't want the mini-van!
Bob : And folks, the best part is that he probably won't get the dishes either. They're for that one
contestant with the big boobs.
*At Deal/No Deal*
Howie Mandel : We're here with The Don. He's been perfect
Don : Of course, I'm the freaking Don.
Howie : Right. Well, most of the lower amounts are gone.....and
all of the higher amounts still remain, including the million dollars.
Don : Yeah, your producer said to keep those
there to make more drama.
Howie : So, do you think you have the million?
Don : Think, I know I do. I'm the
freaking Don. I always win! Who do you think "donated" Garino' dish set to The Price Is Right?
Howie : ......Zell?
Don : No, he got Brokeback Mountian that Golden Globe.
Zell : *Talking to Hollywood Foreign
Press* OK, there's this movie called "Brokeback Montain". It has cowboys in it. That's all I know of it. That, and I had a
cameo in it. I don't know why there was two guys kissing in it though. I thought they were drunk. Trust me, I know drunk behavior.
Some guy : And what if we don't?
Zell : Mercs!
*Mercs appear, guns pointed at HFP*
HFP : ......Eh.....ok
Howie : Hmm...I thought Garino would have been behind that....hehehe.
Surprisenly no. I gave Zell that role as a joke, and the moron took it. Now can I have my million dollars?
Eh....Well, you kinda half to...
Don : Just give me the money.
Howie : Ok...
Don : I'm the Don, I
always win....The power is always mine.
*At Hollywood Squares*
Tom Bergeron : Alright, Mary, it's your move.
Mary : I'll take Fangoram in the center square!
Tom : Oh Fangoram!!!!
Fangoram : WHAT?!?!?
: McDonalds introduced this popular chicken food into their menu this year.
Fangoram : LESBIAN PORN!!!!
: *laughter* lolololololololoooool.
Mary : I disagree.....
Tom : Circle takes the square!
: CHICKEN SELECTS!
Tom : You mean you knew the answer?
Fangoram : I LIE! ESSAY!!!!
Tom : Did....he
just call me a term paper?
Mary : I....think he did.
Tom : God, I miss Whoopi Goldberg...
: BRUCE ATE HER!!
Bruce Vilanch : I was hungry, so what?
Gilbert Gottfried : YOU FOOL! AFLAC!
: FANGORAM NOT A FOOL! FANGORAM READING FROM SCRIPT!
Gilbert : YOU FOOL! NO ONE USES THE SCRIPT! WHY AM I YELLING?
CAUSE I AM AN ANGRY HAGGLING JEW! I HAVE TO!
Fangoram : FANGORAM KILL.....FOR NO APPARENT REASON!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME HB IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THE RACIST COMMENT AGAINST
JEWS EVEN THOUGH JUDIASM ISN'T TECHNICALLY A RACE AS MUCH AS IT IS A RELIGION BUT HX DOESN'T REALLY KNOW BETTER, BUT BLAME
HB ANYWAY. OH, AND SORRY FOR NOT GETTING THIS OUT SOONER. JUST....BECAUSE. OH, HOW WAS YOUR DAY? OURS WAS ALRIGHT. COLLEGE
CLASSES ARE FINE. IF YOU'RE NOT IN COLLEGE, THAT'S OK. WE UNDERSTAND. LADIES, PLEASE SEND IN THOSE PICS OF YOURSELF. PLEASE?
HX IS GETTING DESPERATE. HB....EH, KINDA LESS THAN HX, BUT HE'S UP THERE.
DID ANYONE NOTICE THAT SKY TODAY? OH, IT
WAS AMAZING. I MEAN, ALL THE BLUES THAT WAS THERE...IT WAS NICE AND SUNNY TODAY. BUT THEN IT GOT CRAPPY, AND KINDA COLD. BUT
HEY, THAT DIDN'T SUCK.
HOW ABOUT THOSE YANKEES? WE HEARD THEY PICKED UP JOHNNY DAMON RECENTLY. HX IS KINDA ANGRY,
BUT HB DOESN'T REALLY CARE. HB WOULD BE PISSED IF THE YANKEES PICKED UP VLAD. 'CAUSE VLAD'S COOL.
HAS YOUR HEAD ASPLODED
YET? WHY ARE YOU STILL READING THIS........VIOLENCE.*
Bunji : Holy crap....that was a long deletion. Holy crap, I
broke the fourth wall again.
Zell : Eh, I think we've knocked it down, and taken a drunken piss on it.
Regis : Alright Juji, you're on the 200 dollar question. You have one lifeline left, wasting the other
two on the first question : "What is the first letter in the word "red"?" You thought it was BLUE. And then you were about
to choose the LETTER Q!
Juji : Oh...well.....they look the same.
Regis : Right. Well, your next question is
this. What wall is constantly broken in WWFDs? A. the first. B. The fourth.
C. Pie. D. A Cow.
Juji : Oh God...this
is tough......Umm....I'm going with a Cow, but I'll phone a friend. I'll call my friend Billy.
*Cell Phone rings*
Billy : Dammit, how am I supposed to answer this? Grave, answer this for me, will you?
Grave : ..............
Billy : Ew, no. Just answer it. Hello?
Juji : Hey Billy, listen, I got this question...
Billy : I
know, I heard it. It's the fourth.
Juji : Right. So cow then. It's my final answer.
Billy : I said the fourth,
as in the fourth wall!
Regis : Right. You're an idiot.
Billy : Thank you!
Regis : Now, get off my
stage. I need to attract more ladies for me.
Billy : Teach me your tricks master!
WINNAHS! : DON! BOB BARKER! NOT JUJI! SHERRY AND JESSICA ALBA! REGIS AND BILLY!
LOSAHS : GARINO, ZELL, BUNJI, WHOOPI!
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