WE'RE GOING TO HAVE A BALL.
*At Fangoram's rather large house in the country, 9 AM*
Mrs. Fangoram : Rise and shine Fangy Poo, you have your interview today.
Fangoram : *In Classic English accent* Oh, thank you my dear. My, what a wonderful day out. Hmm, I think I might finish
my portrait today.
Mrs. Fangoram : Oh, that's sweet dear.
Fangoram : Are you even listening to me dear?
Mrs Fangoram : Not really.....*Walks away*
Fangoram : Damn. Note to self, hire divorce lawyer. Damn whore.
Mrs. Fangoram : I HEARD THAT!!!!
Fangoram : Oh....LOVE YOU HONEY!!!!
*Later that day, after his portrait painting*
Fangoram : My, that painting of mine sure is coming out fine *Painting is actually just a simple finger painting of a
Mrs Fangoram : That looks wonderful dear. It reminds me of the love child of Winston Churchill and Dr. Phil.
Fangoram : Basically Kurt Angle.
Mrs Fangoram : Yep. It looks sexy dear.
Fangoram : Just like you my dear.
Mrs Fangoram : Aww....looks like someone's getting nookie tonight.
Fangoram : Yes!
Mrs Fangoram : Kidding!
Fangoram : Don't toy with my emotions dammit!
*Later, at the interview*
Interview guy : Well Mr Fangoram, thank you for this interview.
Fangoram : Please, you can call me Fang-a-licious, that's what my wife calls me, if you know what I mean. And I mean my
Interviewer : Umm........right. Please excuse me while I purge my mind.
Fangoram : It's a lovely penis, would you like to see it? It's quite amazing.
Interviewer : I'll pass, thank you though. So, how often do you guys get vacations like this?
Fangoram : We get these quite often. Mostly because the writers are lazy and quite suck.
Interviewer : Aren't you worried that they will see this?
Fangoram : Screw em.
Interviewer : Right. I'll take note if you get a paycut.
Fangoram : What's a paycut? I never get those. If I don't get enough, I'll get even.
Interviewer : I don't actually want to know how.....
Fangoram : Good, because I would have to kill you, and feed your body to rabid, flesh eating codfish.
Interviewer : ....riight. Codfish.
Fangoram : But you're lucky, for they're aren't any codfsh here....yet.
Interviewer : Right, moving on...What would you say is your greatest accomplishment?
Fangoram : I have to say the emmy I won a while ago. The Commercial I did was my greatest acting. I won the emmy for Best
acting in a commercial...thingy. It's real. I have the emmy in my pants. If you know what I mean.
Interviewer : Right...
Fangoram : Here it is *Whips out..the Emmy out of his pants*
Interviewer : Damn. I thought you were talking about your penis.
Fangoram : Oh, I can show that too...
*Scene cuts out*
Interviewer : My eyes!
*Cuts out again*
Interviewer : Where is my sanity?
*Cuts out again*
New interviewer : My eyes! Put it back in! Don't make us get Garino!
Fangoram : I'll be good.
Interviewer : Mr. Fangoram, what does your daily life consist here?
Fangoram : Well, I wake up next to my lovely wife, and make sweet loving to her. Then I have breakfast, while still making
sweet love to my wife. Then I have to stop briefly for my meetings with the other actors. We usually meet at some bar and
get shitfaced. Then I come home and continue the loving.
Intervier : So, it's basically sex 24/7.
Fangoram : Yep. I'm not complaining though.
Interviewer : Well, thank you for that horrible mental image Mr. Fangoram. And thank you for taking time out of your sexlife
for this interview.
Fangoram : What makes you think I wasn't having sex during this interview?
Interviewer : I want to kill myself now....
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