Everyone's a Little Bit Racist.....especially Bunji

Here goes yet another of our classic rip offs of Avenue Q.

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Sherry : Say, Maria, can I ask you a question?

Maria : Sure!

Sherry : Well, you know Bunji upstairs?

Maria : Uh huh. I hate tbat guy.

Sherry : Well, you're Maria Big Daddy, and he's Bunji Kugashira, but he likes people to call him Big Daddy.

Maria : Right.

Sherry : You're both Big Daddies.

Maria : Yeah.

Sherry : Are you two related?

Maria : What? Hell no! I find that Racist Sherry.

Sherry : I'm sorry. I was just wondering.

Maria : Well, it's a touchy subject. No, not all Big Daddies are related. What are you trying say, huh?
That we all look the same to you? Huh, huh, huh?

Sherry : No, no, no, not at all. I'm sorry, I guess that was a little racist.

Maria : I should say so. You should be much more careful when you're talking about the sensitive subject of race.

Sherry : Well, look who's talking.

Maria : What do you mean?

Sherry : What about that special Big Daddy you told me about?

Maria : What about it?

Sherry : Can someone like me go there?

Maria : Hell no! We don't want people like you!

Sherry : You see?! You're a little bit racist!

Maria : Well you're a little bit racist too!

Sherry : I guess we're both a little bit racist.

Maria : Admitting it is not an easy thing to do...

Sherry : But I guess it's true.

Maria : Between me and you, I think...

Both : Everyone's a little bit racist, Sometimes.
Doesn't mean we go Around committing hate crimes.
Look around and you will find that No-one's really color blind.
Maybe it's a fact that We all should face, that Everyone makes judgments, Based on race.

Sherry : Now not big judgments, like who to hire or who to buy a newspaper from -

Maria : Not at all.

Sherry : No, just little judgments like thinking that Mexican busboys should learn to speak goddamn English!

Maria : Ole!

Both : Everyone's a little bit racist, Today.
So, everyone's a little bit racist Okay!
Ethinic jokes might be uncouth,
But you laugh because They're based on truth.
Don't take them as Personal attacks.
Everyone enjoys them -
So relax!

Sherry : All right, stop me if you've heard this one...

Maria : OK.

Sherry : There's a plan going down and there's only one paracute. And there's a rabbi, a priest...

Maria : And a black guy!

Bear : Whatchoo talkin' 'bout Maria?

Maria : Ohh.....

Bear : You were telling a black joke!

Sherry : Well, sure, Bear, but lots of people tell black jokes.

Bear : I don't!

Sherry : Well, of course you don't - you're black! But I bet you tell Polack jokes, right?

Bear : Well, sure I do. Those stupid Polacks!

Sherry : Now, don't you think that's a little racist?

Bear : Well, damn, I guess you're right.

Maria : You're a little bit racist.

Bear : Well, you're a little bit too.

Sherry : We're all a little bit racist.

Bear : I think that I would Have to agree with you.

Sherry/Maria : We're glad you do.

Bear : It's sad but true!
Everyone's a little bit racist - All right!

Maria : All right!

Sherry : All right.

Bear : All right! Bigotry has never been
Exclusively white!

All: If we all could just admit
That we are racist a little bit,
Even though we all know
That it's wrong,
Maybe it would help us
Get along.

Sherry : Oh, Christ do I feel good.

Bear : Now there was a fine upstanding black man!

Sherry : Who?

Bear : Johnny Damon.

Maria : But, Bear, Johnny was white.

Bear : No, Johnny was black.

Maria : No, Johnny was white.

Bear : No, I'm pretty sure that Johnny Damon was black-

Sherry : Guys, guys...Johnny Damon was Jewish!

All : *Laughing*

Bob : Hey guys, what are you laughing about?

Bear : Racism!

Bob : Cool!

Lee : Bob!! Come back here!
You take out lecycuraburs!

Sherry : What does that mean?

Bob : Um, recyclables.

Rest : *Laughing*

Bob : Hey, don't laugh at her! How many languages do you speak?

Maria : Oh, come off it, Bob!
Everyone's a little bit racist.

Bob : I'm not!

Sherry : Oh no?

Bob : Nope!
How many Oriental wives
Have you got?

Lee : What? Bob!

Sherry : Bobby buddy where you been?
The term's now Asian-American!

Lee : I know you are no Intending to be!
But calling me Oriental -
Offensive to me!

Bob : I'm sorry, honey, I love you.

Lee : And I ruv you!

Bob : But Honey, you're racist too.

Lee : Yes, I know.
Vash have all
The money
And the Grave have all
The power.
And I'm always in taxi-cab
With Zell who no shower!