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WWFD #65

X-Box Live......time to die. Kind of?

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Fangoram

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X-BOX LIVE

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.

Zell : How I missed the verbal abuse, mate.

Garino : Really?

Zell : Yeah. And I also missed you getting anal probed too. Here's your sign, mate.

Fangoram : REDNECK'D!!!!

Bunji *From out of nowhere* : Fighting Evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight...

Don *From out of nowhere* : Never running from a real fight, she is the one called...

Bunji and Don : SAILOR MOON!!! *Bunji is dressed like Sailor Moon. Don is Sailor Mini Moon*

Grave : I am Tuxedo Mask!!!!

*HB and HX run in*

HB : WHERE IS SAILOR MERCURY!!!!???

HX : WHERE ARE THE LESBIANS?!?

Fangoram : I IS SALOR SATURN!!!!

HB : .....Ew...But I will not deter myself. Where is Sailor MERCURY?!??!

HX : LESBIANS!!!!!!!

Garino : Herb and I are lesbians....of the male type...

HB and HX : THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!!!

*They barf, and run out of there.*

HX : *From distance* Hey HB, maybe they're at Otacon.. Maybe we'll see Man Faye.

HB : All Hail Man Faye...............SAILOR MERCURY!

Kurt Angle : Something about that was weird. But, one thing is for sure....My name is Kurt Angle, and what the heck...

Sailor Moonji : I believe we have heard it before!

Sailor Mini Mon : Kind of old.

Kurt Angle : But I'm A WRESTLING MACHINE!!!1

Garino : Anyway...The enemy today is X-Box Live. Because some guy called me a bloody wanker, and....well......no one messes with Garino's Wii.....except for Herb.

Herb : I love playing with the Wii, and his Smash Brothers all night long.

Zell : Wow....my hatred for you has grown even more. Now, I wants me beer!

Tuxedo Mask/Grave : .....I am Tuxedo Mask! *Throws rose at Herb*

Billy : Hey, wait, that's my move! I saved up two demolition shots for that move!

Tuxedo Mask : .......*throws Rose at Billy's Guitar. Billy falls down in pain....*

Billy : ......NOT....COOL...

Sailor Satangoram : SEMI-COLON!!!! I SAILOR SENSHI OF CHICKEN SELECTS!!!!

Garino : JUST DO IT!

Sailor Scouts, Zell, Tuxedo Grave : .....fine.

Zell : Wait...how are we going to kill people that are online?

Garino : Don't care. I'd rather listen to the 'Mondo' theme then be around you.

Zell : MANDOOOOOOOOOOO, mate. MANDOOOOOOOOOOOOO, mate.

Garino : Just....just go.

*Undisclosed location with X-Box and Live*

User - lymphoS : OMG FWT! U SwEaPeR! I gonna Pwn U!

User - f4Ng0R4m : I Gets Dbl Kill!

User - Sailor Moonji : These freaking weapons are messed up.

User - Sailor Mini Mon : Dammit! I freaking hate that damn sniper!

User - Z-the-brave : Oy, sorry. That was me. *shoots Don again* Boom! Head shot! Time to do the squat!!!

Users - Everyone : TEABAG, TEABAG, TEABAG!!!!

User - Sailor Mini Mon : Hate....you.....*logs off*

User - Captain Don : *logs in* That's better.

User - lymphoS : I W1ns!

User - Sailor Moonji : Freaking Sword whore.

*Outside of Halo*

Fangoram : NOOOOOOOooooOOO!!!!

Zell : Did....did we fail?

Sailor Moonji : I think.....we did.

Fangoram : LIKE HELLZ!!!! *Blows up TV, X-BOX, and surrounding town*

Sailor Moonji : Fangoram.....that was uncalled for. And because of that....IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I MUST PUNISH YOU!!!

Fangoram : NOOOOZZZZ!!!!

Sailor Moonji : Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!!!!!!!!

Tuxedo Grave : Go Sailor Moon! *Throws Rose at Fangoram too*

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON AND SHE ROCKS TYPE VIOLENCE!!!!!*

Fangoram : *Dead*

Sailor Moonji : I am the one, Sailor Moon!!!

*Meanwhile*

User - lymphoS : Has logged off.

*Real world*

Sherry : Those guys suck at this game even worse than Garino. Now....I loves me some lesbians

Sailors Uranus and Neptune : Hells yeah!

HX : *Hidden* Good times....

HB : *with Sailor Mercury* : Definately good time. YEAH!


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WINNAHS : SAILOR MOONJI, SHERRY, SAILORS URANUS, NEPTUNE, MERCURY, HB, HX

LOSAHS : FANGORAM, GARINO, ZELL, DON, X-BOX USERS (WHICH INCLUDES HX)

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HB : I loves me some Sailor Mercury.

HX : I loves me the lesbians.