Fangoram

VS
X-BOX LIVE

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.
Zell : How I missed the verbal abuse, mate.
Garino : Really?
Zell : Yeah. And I also missed you getting anal probed too. Here's your sign, mate.
Fangoram : REDNECK'D!!!!
Bunji *From out of nowhere* : Fighting Evil by moonlight, winning love by daylight...
Don *From out of nowhere* : Never running from a real fight, she is the one called...
Bunji and Don : SAILOR MOON!!! *Bunji is dressed like Sailor Moon. Don is Sailor Mini Moon*
Grave : I am Tuxedo Mask!!!!
*HB and HX run in*
HB : WHERE IS SAILOR MERCURY!!!!???
HX : WHERE ARE THE LESBIANS?!?
Fangoram : I IS SALOR SATURN!!!!
HB : .....Ew...But I will not deter myself. Where is Sailor MERCURY?!??!
HX : LESBIANS!!!!!!!
Garino : Herb and I are lesbians....of the male type...
HB and HX : THAT'S IT, WE'RE OUT OF HERE!!!!
*They barf, and run out of there.*
HX : *From distance* Hey HB, maybe they're at Otacon.. Maybe we'll see Man Faye.
HB : All Hail Man Faye...............SAILOR MERCURY!
Kurt Angle : Something about that was weird. But, one thing is for sure....My name is Kurt Angle, and what the heck...
Sailor Moonji : I believe we have heard it before!
Sailor Mini Mon : Kind of old.
Kurt Angle : But I'm A WRESTLING MACHINE!!!1
Garino : Anyway...The enemy today is X-Box Live. Because some guy called me a bloody wanker, and....well......no one messes
with Garino's Wii.....except for Herb.
Herb : I love playing with the Wii, and his Smash Brothers all night long.
Zell : Wow....my hatred for you has grown even more. Now, I wants me beer!
Tuxedo Mask/Grave : .....I am Tuxedo Mask! *Throws rose at Herb*
Billy : Hey, wait, that's my move! I saved up two demolition shots for that move!
Tuxedo Mask : .......*throws Rose at Billy's Guitar. Billy falls down in pain....*
Billy : ......NOT....COOL...
Sailor Satangoram : SEMI-COLON!!!! I SAILOR SENSHI OF CHICKEN SELECTS!!!!
Garino : JUST DO IT!
Sailor Scouts, Zell, Tuxedo Grave : .....fine.
Zell : Wait...how are we going to kill people that are online?
Garino : Don't care. I'd rather listen to the 'Mondo' theme then be around you.
Zell : MANDOOOOOOOOOOO, mate. MANDOOOOOOOOOOOOO, mate.
Garino : Just....just go.
*Undisclosed location with X-Box and Live*
User - lymphoS : OMG FWT! U SwEaPeR! I gonna Pwn U!
User - f4Ng0R4m : I Gets Dbl Kill!
User - Sailor Moonji : These freaking weapons are messed up.
User - Sailor Mini Mon : Dammit! I freaking hate that damn sniper!
User - Z-the-brave : Oy, sorry. That was me. *shoots Don again* Boom! Head shot! Time to do the squat!!!
Users - Everyone : TEABAG, TEABAG, TEABAG!!!!
User - Sailor Mini Mon : Hate....you.....*logs off*
User - Captain Don : *logs in* That's better.
User - lymphoS : I W1ns!
User - Sailor Moonji : Freaking Sword whore.
*Outside of Halo*
Fangoram : NOOOOOOOooooOOO!!!!
Zell : Did....did we fail?
Sailor Moonji : I think.....we did.
Fangoram : LIKE HELLZ!!!! *Blows up TV, X-BOX, and surrounding town*
Sailor Moonji : Fangoram.....that was uncalled for. And because of that....IN THE NAME OF THE MOON, I MUST PUNISH YOU!!!
Fangoram : NOOOOZZZZ!!!!
Sailor Moonji : Starlight Honeymoon Therapy Kiss!!!!!!!!
Tuxedo Grave : Go Sailor Moon! *Throws Rose at Fangoram too*
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME SHE IS THE ONE NAMED SAILOR MOON AND SHE ROCKS TYPE VIOLENCE!!!!!*
Fangoram : *Dead*
Sailor Moonji : I am the one, Sailor Moon!!!
*Meanwhile*
User - lymphoS : Has logged off.
*Real world*
Sherry : Those guys suck at this game even worse than Garino. Now....I loves me some lesbians
Sailors Uranus and Neptune : Hells yeah!
HX : *Hidden* Good times....
HB : *with Sailor Mercury* : Definately good time. YEAH!
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WINNAHS : SAILOR MOONJI, SHERRY, SAILORS URANUS, NEPTUNE, MERCURY, HB, HX
LOSAHS : FANGORAM, GARINO, ZELL, DON, X-BOX USERS (WHICH INCLUDES HX)

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