Fangoram

Talks About

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*Starting off, the gang is out and about the outside world. Scary, eh?*

Sherry : Final Boss Powers....Activate! Lesbian Harem Write-Out no Jutsu! *Poof....Written Out'd*

Garino : I hate it when she does that....

Zell : *Randomly shoots off his large honking firearm*

Attractive Lady : OH MY GOSH! My Boyfriend, he-a-dead!

Zell : I'm sorry that I shot off your boyfriend's head, lass. Want a hug?

Lady : .....yes.

*They hug*

Zell : Want to see my other large honking gun?

Lady : Now that you mention it....

Bunji : How the hell does he do that?

Don : Apparently, he asked a ninja.

Garino : Where in the hell does one find a ninja these days?

Don : *Slices Garino in 10* I'm Ninja Don! Teleportation no jutsu! *poof*

Garino : *Walks in unharmed* Wow, those meat shields really do work. Anyway, you bastards who are left, get in here.

Fangoram : WHAT?!?!?

Armando Alejandro Estrada : Excusa me. Let me introduce my self. My name is Armando. Alejandro Estrrrrrrrrrrada. I need to ye bathroom. Can you, haha, please direct me to the yon.

Bunji : Down the hall, first door to the left.

Armando : yank you.

Bunji : I'd rather you not.

Garino : Now as I was saying.....wait a minute, first door...on the left....YOU SON OF A BITCH! THAT'S MY ROOM!

Fangoram : IT IS?!?!? I'VE USE IT AS POOPHOLE FOR MONTHS!

Garino : I wondered why it smelled in there.....

Bunji : You've been'd pwned.

Garino : You know, after all the times that's happened to me, I should be used to it by now.

Fangoram : AND YOU'RE NOT. BUT YOU LOVEA DA BOOZUKA!

Garino : Yeah....anyway, I'm here to announce that Herb and I....well.....we're thinking about getting married.

Bunji : Despite my overwhelming disgust for this notion, good for you.....I can't believe I just said that. I feel dirty.....need to be clean....

Fangoram : IT WRONG!

Garino : Why Fangoram?

Fangoram : JESUS SAY IT WRONG IN BIBLE!!!

Johnny Damon : No I didn't. In fact.....I approve.

Fangoram : OK. WHY SHOULD I WASTE VALUABLE TIME FOR OUR FANS TALKING ABOUT GAY MARRIAGE WHEN OUR FANS DEMAND SOMETHING MORE SUBSTANCIAL, LIKE KILLING!!!!

Mysterious Voice : You will regret not bringing that to a successful vote, demon!

Garino : Oh Jesus....

Johnny : Oh me....

Mysterious Voice : I shall claim Heavenly vengence upon you gay marriage supporters!

Bunji : Didn't we kill him already? Multiple times? And where the hell is Zell?

Zell : *from Of-screen* I'VE BEEN WRITTEN OUT, MATE! LEAVE ME BE!!!

Garino : Where the hell is "Of-Screen"?

Bunji : Some new alternate dimension where Zell is possibly getting action from a woman who does not look like his right or left hands.

Garino : You mean Sally and Lucy?

Bunji : I don't want to know how you know that he named them....or why he named them....

MV : I am the new and improved.....Pat Robertson! I have sucessfully leg-pressed 10,000 pounts! 4,000 in Bibles alone!

Garino : I smell bullshit!

Bunji : I think that's from your bedroom.

Garino : You directed a group of bulls into my bedroom too? What the hell is wrong with you?!?!?

Bunji : A lot.

Pat : Anyway, behold.....THE LEGS OF GOD!!!

Bunji : Pat, I think that Prostate Cancer has effected your brain.

Johnny : Dad's legs don't look like that....

Pat : I shall kill you with my superspeed and my super leg strength!

Bunji : *sigh*....

Fangoram : YOU FULL O' SHIT, SO I KILL YOU JUST BECAUSE!!!!

Garino : Final Boss Powers no Jutsu! Go!

Pat : Oh shit....again.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME GO AWAY PAT ROBERTSON AND NEVER SHOW UP IN THE MEDIA AGAIN NO JUTSU TYPE VIOLENCE*

Pat : *In hell. Again*

Bunji : He's like a mormon. No matter how many times you shut the door in their face, they always come around for another go.

Fangoram : I KILLS HIM AGAIN! GGGGRRRRRRAAAAAVVVVVVVVVEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

*Meanwhile*

Grave : .............????

Billy : Yes Grave, They killed Pat Robertson again. Only without violating his belly button with a rubber hose.

Juji : Does it involve....

Billy : NO NAZIS!

Juji : What about...

Billy : Or Carrot Top.

Juji : Aww....

*MEANWHILE*

Sherry : I do take these multiple women to be may lawfully wedded wives....until next week.

Pastor Bear : Sherry, I said only 15 wives!

Sherry : YOU'RE SO MEAN DADDY!!!! *Sherry runs off*

Bear : Ok ladies, I'm Bear Walken. Who wants to see my other Bear Walken?

Ladies : YES SIR!!!!

Bear : It's good to be me.

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WINNAHS : FANGORAM, BUNJI, GARINO, BEAR WALKEN, US



LOSAHS : PAT ROBERTSON AGAIN, ANYONE WHO BELIEVES HIM, SHERRY.....THAT'S REALLY IT.

Armando Alejandro Estrada owns.

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