MISTAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH FANGORAM!

Returms

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Zell (singing) : Hello my friends, we meet again. It's been a while, where should we begin! Feels like foreverrrrrrrrrrrr....

Bunji : For the love of everything sacred, shut the hell up!

Don : Well, it has been a while since we've been here, so all I have to say is....where my homeboyz at?

Sherry : We have a new Don alter ego, everyone! We have retard speaking Don. He's....the most special of the Dons.

Fangoram : Daah Da Durr..

Garino : Like you have any right to be talking.

Herb : Oh Garino honey, it's been sooo long since we've...

Everyone : NOOOOO!!!!

Herb : Played Dominos.

Everyone : Oh....

Herb : .....nekkid.

Bunji : Ew. Just...ew.

Zell : Ok, if I were not so drunk, I'd be disgusted. But I feel like that's the best idea in the world right now. Hey Mercs, take off your skivvies, we're playing Naked Dominos!!!!!!!

Mercs : HOORAY!!!!!

Bunji : That's it, the mercs are gay too.

Herb and Garino : YAY!

Zell : I was lying. Gotcha.

Herb and Garino : Aww....

Mercs : Aww.....

Fangoram *Already pantsless* : Aww.....

Zell : Aww hell, Naked Dominos for the mercs!

Mercs : YA HA!!!!!!

Don : Ok, we're moving outside.

Garino : I'll be in here playing dominos....

Don : LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!! *Roundhouse kick to Garino, knocks him out, and drags him out of the house with the rest of them*

*Outside*

Bunji : So, did they write out Zell?

Zell *Runs out naked* : I just lost at Dominos, so....where's the beer, mate?

Bunji : Wheren's your pants?

Zell : Well, I lost them to Fangoram, so I'll just be riding the breeze.

Sherry : Don't you have extra's in your room?

Zell : I do, but I don't want to go in there. I'm pretty sure it has been taken over by the Elegant Madness people. (That's Gynocrat)

Sherry : Behold, the power of the cheap plugs.

Don : Anyway, we're going to NYC. Just because I want to.

Zell : Fine....but I'm still not wearing pants.

Bunji : I'll pretend not to know you, then kick you in the junk.

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Carson Daly : Hello folks, I'm still cool.

Bunji *outside, with crowd* No you're not!

Carson : I know. And today's #1 video, for the 132 day, Fangoram, "ABC's for my heart."

*Music video....Fangoram is wearing Zell's pants on his head, and....well....has none on.*

Fangoram : OH BABY GIRLS, YOU LOVEA DA BAZOOKA! OH GIRL, A B C MY HEART BEATING FOR YOU! AND CHICKEN SELECTS, BUT YOU TOO KINDA!!! D E F GIRL, HOLD YOU SO. I J KILLING YOUR OLD BOYFRIEND BECAUSE I THINK HE MADE A PASS AT MEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

*Cut to crowd*

Random Girl : I voted for Fangoram, since his video is sooo deep, and he's such a hottie! I love you Fangoram!!!*

Fangoram : L M N OH GIRL, YOU PLEASE BE MINE FOR ALL FRIGGIN TIME!!! Q R S TO MY LOVE, I LOVEA YOU GIRL!! U V W X RATED IS WHAT I WANT TO DO YOU AT NIGHT IN YOUR PARENT'S BED!!! Y ZELL TOLD ME TO WRITE THIS SONG, AND HIS PANTS ARE ON MY HEAD. OH GIRL, I LOVEZ YOU SO!!...

*cut to crowd*

Zell : I love this song, and I'm Fangoram's biggest fan!

Bunji : No, I'm Fangoram's biggest fan! As long as he gives me all the money!

Zell : No, he'll give me the money!

Bunji : I'll kick your ass!

Zell : Bring it!

*Zell and Bunji begin massive riot.*

Carson : Gentlemen, please, can't we all get along?

Zell : Bunji, he's right, we should fight together.

Bunji : Yeah, against a common emeny...

*Bunji and Zell point their guns ar Carson*

Carson : Damn me and my big, cool mouth.

Bear Walken *Randomly appears* : I just lost my pants at a Domino game. So I'm here to kill.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME THIS MAY BE A NEW TREND HERE AT WWFD....PANTSLESS MAIN CHARACTERS. HELLO, HOW ARE YOU? WE'RE DOING FINE. IT'S BEEN A WHILE, AND WE MISSED YOU LONG TIME. TYPE VIOLENCE.*

TRL : *Dead*

Zell : Anyway, next week, we'll be back for a Fangoram. See you around, folks!

Bunji : Bye bye!

Sherry : Written out!

Don : Like hell you are!

Garino : Father...show's over.

Don : Like hell it is!

Zell and Bunji : It is...