Fangoram

vs.

Space?

Captain Don: The Power is Yours! <Kicks Fangoram's childrens area>

Fangoram: OWCHIE!

Garino: The hell I thought I start these things off, and don't I always get Captain Donned?!

Bear: Earth, wait that's wrong...

Bob: Fire...y hot buffolo wings...

Bunji: Wind, cause' all we are...is dust in the wind

Lee: Water, is this a joke?

Zell and Mika: Heart!

Captain Don: By your powers combined I am Captain Don!

Zell: Captain Planet, he's the man
Sherry: Leading the charge, Earth's number 1 fan!

Vash: Check him out, you're gonna see
Damon: He's the mega mac daddy of ecology! Wait, I am but I'm jesus so yeah!

Zell: Say it's way cool to be Planeteers!

Captain Don: TEH POWER IS YOURS! <Super shawn micheal kick's Garino's Gonads>

Garino: ......<Breathless>

Bunji: Time to place your bets, who's gonna turn blue first

Don: I bet this mansion on fangoram.

Zell: I bet on Garino mate, I bet a year's supply of beer!

Fangoram: (gets up from the floor and brushes off his hat) BROWNIES!

Al Roker: MY BROWNIES!

Fangoram: DO YOU NOT KNOW WHO I AM!?

Bunji: Even if he didn't you'd tell him anyway...

Fangoram: I AM FANGORAM BITCH!!!

Bunji: No Youtube for you!

Garino: (Bluer than Sub-zero)

Zell: He looks bluer than sub zero!

Sub Zero: (Walks in and roundhouse's Zell) Blue people have feeling too!

Scorpion: Just like Yellow people

Together: The more you know!

Don: damn, I lost the house again, this is the thirteenth time today!

Garino: (In a high pitched voice) I want you to go into space and kill the aliens!

Bunji: aleins exsist?!

Garino: Didn't you pay attention at the end of overdose?

Bunji: if anyone hasn't beaten the game at this point then you just suck..

Garino: Those bastards never gave me a spaceship that works.

Don: Okay so the team that will come with me is Bunji, Zell, Casino owner, and Juji.

Garino: Wait, I didn't even know that bottom of the barrel boss was still alive.

Bunji: No! no! I will not go with juji I absolutely.....

(On the Spaceship)

Juji: Is that you bunji? it has to be you I could smell those bandages a mile away you know we don't get to talk that often anymore because I just finished reading mein kempf and I have to tell you it's a great book.

Bunji: Zell please tell me you have something intellegent to say!

Zell (in a space suit): I drank my years supply and wiped my ass with the deed mate, and I never noticed how sexy your boobies are...

Bunji: I can't believe this but Casino owner do you have anything to say?

Casino owner: well I can only say that if you want to win you have to pay.

Bunji: That's it I can't take it anymore!

(Bunji opens the door and everything gets sucked into a void of space)

Juji: (in space) This breeze feels kind of good, I think it's a good time to.. (Pulls of pants)

Bunji: OH MY GOD NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!1

(on earth)

<Bunji> NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Don: And they said you can't hear someone from space, PAY UP!

Steven hawkings: d-a-m-n y-o-u C-a-p-t-a-i-n D-o-n

Don: Shut up (pushes him down stairs)

Blitz: I would like to take a moment to note that I do not condone the actions of these fictional characters made by yashiro nightow, thank you for this moment of your time. (THE MORE YOU KNOW!)

Sherry: So is garino ever going to get his revenge?

Don: Nope.

Sherry: Why's that?

Don: because I broke his spaceship along with all the other crap they gave him.

Sherry: And then you wonder about stage 8...

Don: (breaks out the sword) what was that?

Sherry: (snaps her fingers)

Sean Connery: Foolish boy, bringing a knife to a gun fight (shoots Don with a shotgun)

Don: Your puny weapons cannot harm me I am...

Sherry: Don't say it...

Don: Invincible?

Sherry: Whatever...

Don: Now for stage two... FANGORAM!

Fangoram: FINALLY I GET TO DO SOMETHING I WAS TIRED OF EATING TEDDY GRAMS!!!

Sherry: You do intend to tell him those were real grizzly bears right?

Don: In due time...

Fangoram: THEY'RE SOFT AND CHEWY!

Don: okay, fangoram I want you to shoot at that incredibly small light that can't be seen unless you have a scope that magnifies by 100x.

Fangoram: (puts giant scope on center head) READY STEADY CAN'T HOLD ME BACK
READY STEADY GIVE ME GOOD LUCK! READY STREADY NEVER LOOK BACK
LET'S GET STARTED...

Don: (smacks Fangoram) JUST SHOOT ALREADY!

Fangoram: FANGORAM HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE! I NO REMEMBER WHAT I DOING! wait...I LIKE CEREAL!!!!! WAIT FOR ME TONY!

Don: Damn, on to plan B, (pulls out a walkie talkie) Team Bear plan b is in action.

Billy: Dammit why did we agree to this?

Grave:.............

Billy: Right right but I can't make love to women and you're married and....Spike's gay.

Spike: am not...

Grave:...........

Billy: Okay the money's good too, but why's "he" here?

Don: Because he can stop all space and time...

Howard Dean: I tell ya, in a couple of months we'll travel around the country we're going to massachuesetts....

Billy: Okay almost time.... (readies guitar)

Grave:.......... (grabs casket with both arms)

(Juji flies down from the sky)

Juji: I'M ON FIRE!!!! OH TOM CRUISE OH HITLER OH CONNER McCLOUD!!!!

Howard Dean: YEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!
(And thus all movement stopped)

Billy/Grave: THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!!!!, SHAZAM! (with their powers combined Grave and Billy Home runned Juji back into space)

Juji: HEY BUNJI!

Bunji: Dammit! I THREW YOU DOWN THERE FOR A REASON!!!

Zell: Oi mate I replaced my oxygen with tequila, bless the mexicans!

(JUJI CRASHES INTO THE SPACE SHIP AND CASUES DESTRUCTION ON THE TYPICAL FANGORAM LEVEL)

Don: Since your teammates are lost in space sherry I have found replacements.

Sherry: You can't mean...

Jay: Jay and silent bob in the hizzhouse!

Sherry: damn...

Jay: hey there twinkle pants, you want a good time cause I dunno about lunchbox here but I'm all man.

(You can see where this is going)

Don: Dear audience if you ever wonder what happened to the others, you don't want to know especially fangoram, lets just say he ran into some acid, sexy aleins, and nudists....And Garino had retracted testicles... And we all lived happily ever after good night every one, except for you....I know where you live and how to kill you....Colonel Sanders...


Winnahs: Don, Jay and Silent Bob, Zell, The mexicans, Grave, Billy, Damon, Myself, and Sean Connery


Losahs: Garino (what's new?), sherry, bunji, Juji, The aliens, Casino Owner, and Alex Trebek


Fangoram, has gone missing, if you find a bald blue man in black clothing with a strange object, call Carmen Sandiago.

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