Bunji : Ok, we're going to war with deadmen from some rival mob family that somehow got the formula...Garino?

Garino : I told you, they MADE me willingly have sex with several young men!

Bunji : So, I'm here to train you morons. Soo....

Don : Why do I feel a song coming on?

Sherry : ....Because it is.

*Everyone is suddenly transported to a boot camp. Creative License people. Work with us.*

Bunji : *Breaking into song* Let's get down to business, to defeat...the rival mob family...uns. Did they send me daughters, when I asked for soooooons?!?

Sherry and Garino : Maaybe....

Bunji : You're the saddest bunch
I ever met
But you can bet
Before we're through
Mister, I'll make a man out of you!

*Scene shows Bunji climbing a mountain with one hand with ease, Sherry, Garino, Zell, Don, and Fangoram all struggle in getting off the ground...*

Bunji : Tranquil as a forest, but on fire within!

*Scene shows the group in medidation....err....just Bunji, the rest of them are doing fart jokes.*

Bunji : Once you find your center, you're sure to win...

*Bunji shoots at the group, hitting them all in their legs.*

Bunji : You're a spineless, pale
pathetic lot
And you haven't got a clue (Fangoram : I DON'T!!!)
Somehow I'll make a man out of you!!!

Garino : *While running at full speed across a minefield for...2 seconds* I'm never gonna catch my breath! *Bomb blows up in his face*

Don : *On same battlefield* SAY GOODBYE TO THOSE WHO KNOW ME!!! *Flaming arrow ends up in his ass* Strangly...sexy...AHHHH!!!!

Zell : Boy, was I a fool in school for cutting gym!....To get drunk!! *Karate chops a concrete block....and injures his hand* I need a beer!

Grave : ....... (This guy's got them scared to death!) *Watches Bunji roundhouse kick Sherry toward his chair*

Sherry : Hope he doesn't see right through me!

Fangoram : *Sinking during a swimming drill* BOY I REALLY WISH I KNEW HOW TO SWIM!!!!!

Merc Army Chorus : BE A MAN!!

Bunji : *Outswimming everyone* : You must be swift as the coursing river!

Merc Army Chorus : BE A MAN!!

Bunji : *Captain Donning Garino* With the force of a great typhoon!

Don : I can do that!

Bunji : *Setting a building on fire* With all the strength of a raging fire!

*Standing on a street light, ala Gungrave OD*

Bunji : Mysterious as the dark side of the moon!

Zell : How the hell did he get on that street light? Is he Jesus?

Johnny : Time is racing toward us!

Bunji : till the Enemy arrive!

Johnny : Heed my every order!

Bunji : and you might survive!

*Everyone looks half-dead. And in some cases, dead-er*

Bunji : You're unsuited for the rage of war, so pack up! Go home! You're through! How could I make a man out of you! *Points at Garino* And you! *Points at Don* And you! *Points at Fangoram* And you...oh wait..*Stops from pointing at Sherry*

Merc Army Chorus : BE A MAN!

Sherry : *Climbing the mountain...like a CHAMP* We must be swift as a coursing river!

MAC : BE A MAN!

Don : *Kicking Garino in the balls* With the force of a great typhoon!

MAC : BE A MAN!

Fangoram : *Swimming....like a CHAMP* With all the strength with the raging fire!!

Zell : *Barely climbing to the top of a street lamp, and managing to look cool* MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOOOOOOON! *Pants falls down, and so does he* AHHHHHH!!!

Bunji : *Sees his team working like little champions.*

MAC : BE A MAN!

Bunji : *Group is awimming at pace with him* With all the strength of a coursing river!

MAC : BE A MAN

*Group kicks random people on the street in the nards*

Bunji : With the strength of a great typhoon!

MAC : BE A MAN

*Group begins doing karate moves n'sync...like the actual gay guy.*

Bunji : With all the strength of a raging fire!

*Next Scene shows the group standing on a street lamps....except for Zell*

Group : MYSTERIOUS AS THE DARK SIDE OF THE MOOON!!

*Zell gets on top of lamp...pants fall off. He is about to, but he slips and gets straddled instead.*

Zell : Hate...you...guys....beer...nowwww (Falls off)

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WINNAHS : Bunji.

LOSAHS : Zell. The other family, who got destroyed....

If you would like to hear the song, go here and enjoy...

I'll Make A Man Out Of You