*Music plays, then stops suddenly, because no-one actually listens to the music.*

*At the Condorbrave home*

Zell : Now Mika, you're going off on your journey with just your Digimon...

Mika : Gravemon

Zell : Whatever. Just your thingie, alone, for months, maybe years at a time to go on your journey of legend, despite the incredible odds you might fail and be killed along the way?

Mika : Yep.

Zell : Ok. Have fun! And don't forget your underwear!

Mika : Dad!

*MIKA leaves, ZELL is alone.*

Zell : I don't remember the house ever being this lonely.....oh well. Time for hookers! *Does his HOOKER DANCE*

Zell : Hooker dance! Hooker dance! ya ya ya ya ha!

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*In forest out of town*

Mika : I hope Dad isn't doing his HOOKER DANCE....anyway, I need more Digimon...

*All of the sudden, PROFESSOR HBHX appears out of nowhere*

Prof : *Smacks Mika upside her dumbass head* It's Gravemon, you moron! Get it right! Gosh! *Disappears*

Mika : Ok, I need more Gravemon....oh, there's a low level Orgmangy! Go Graveachu!

*GRAVEACHU APPEARS, and uses COFFIN ATTACK*

*ORGMANGY faints!*

*GRAVEACHU GETS 2 EXPERIENCE POINTS!*

Mika : Son of a bitch! There's an Orgmanatta! Let's try for that one, Graveachu!

*GRAVEACHU uses NUT SHOT!*

*ORGMANATTA faints!*

*GRAVEACHU GETS 2.4 EXPERIENCE POINTS!*

Mika : This will be a loooong day....

*approx. 3 minutes later....*

*GRAVEACHU is now at level 8!*

Mika : *looks at all the dead Orgmanamon....* Graveachu...I think we should get out of here...

*They run like hell!*

*Next forest over city!*

Mika : OK, I think we're far enough away so they won't suspect us of the Orgmanamon genocide...

Graveachu : ...........

Mika : Umm...I don't speak mute, so I don't know what that means.

Voice : Oy! Did I hear some Protestant speak?

*A wild ALEXANDER ANDERSONEOTTO appeared*

Mika : It's a wild ALEXANDER ANDERSONEOTTO! Let's capture it!

Andersoneotto : Ya think you can capture me ya Prostestant wench?

Mika : Actually...I don't have a specified religion...

Andersoneotto : So....that'd make you Catholic then? So, ya going to try to capture me or not?

Mika : Graveachu, go! Try your Generic Demolition shot!

Graveachu : *FIRES GENERIC DEMOLITION SHOT!*

*ATTACK MISSED!*

Andersoneotto : Lassy, you have to do better than that if you want to beat me!

*ANDERSONEOTTO USES RAIN OF BLADES!*

Mika : Grave, hide behind your coffin!

*Grave DEFENDS with COFFIN DEFENSE!*

*ATTACK wasn't very effective...*

Andersoneotto : What the hell?!?!

Mika : Grave, use your super, awesome super attack!

*Grave does CARLTON BANKS DANCE!*

Andersoneotto : *shocked*

*IT'S SUPER DE DUPER EFFECTIVE!*

Mika : Go master ball!

*Mika THROWS BALL!*

*....waiting....waiting....DING!*

*Mika has captured ANDERSONEOTTO!*

Mika : Alright! Now what do I do? Where's my script?!?!

Director : You're supposed to steal someone's bike, then travel around with her, and possibly fall in love with her!

Mika : What the hell?!? I never signed on to do that!

Sherry : *Rides across screen with a bike* I think I'm going to like this role...

Mika : Awww crap!

GRAVEAMON!

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