Fangoram

VS


Some old Gungrave Characters you probably don't remember.

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Garino : Guys, get your lazy asses in here now!!! Code rainbow! Code rainbow!

Don : Not the Ashcroft system again....

Fangoram : POLITICS IS FUNN! ME THROW MUD NOW!

Sherry : That was....surprisingly unfunny. Go dump yourself in a lake of hot acid and never come back.

Zell : This better be important. You interupted my 48 hour myspace and booze-a-thon!

Don : But...we destroyed Myspace.

Zell : I know! That was my point! I was getting drunk!

Bunji : Wow...I'm shocked. Anyway, you ruined my Facebook time. I was talking to all my kewlz friendz at the Billions City Community College.

Sherry : That's...pathetic.

Bunji : Shut up!

Garino : Emergency, you morons! Emergency! The reason I called you all in here is that two people I was working on bringing back to life escaped!

Don : Not again!

Garino : You guys must find, destroy, take back the city, and utterly humiliate their asses.

Don : And you're not coming...why?

Garino : Because I'm just too pretty. Now begone! Jesus, take the Wii!

Johnny Damon : No. Stop sucking. LOL.

(Scene change!)

Blood War : Great job, hot stuff.

Cannon Vulcan : Thank you. Now that we've taken over the city, we can do the one thing we need to do...

Blood War : Yes, we can make Jesus take the Wii.

Johnny Damon : That's disgusting, lol!

Cannon Vulcan : How'd you get here so fast?!?!?!

Johnny : I'm Jesus, lol.

Fangoram : STRIKE OUT!!!!

Blood War : We were not expecting you until much later in this WWFD! WTF!

Don : We arrived with Jesus. Like, 10 minutes ago.

Zell : Seriously, we've been listening to your homoerotic villian monologe ever since then!

Bunji : Seriously, you took over the city just so Jesus can take the Wii? Wow, even the MySpace guy had a better motive!

Fangoram : NO WONDER YOU GUYS DIED PRETTY EARLY IN THE SERIES! SPRONKLES!

Blood War : Screw you! We shall defeat you with are super Orgman powers!

Vulcan : Super sexy orgmanism go!

Don : Wow...that was really gay.

Bunji : Yeah, you don't really fit in here. The only people really gay here are Sherry and Garino. I married Grave for the health benefits.

Zell : I smell bullshit!

Fangoram : BULLSHIT! MUST DESTROY BEFORE AUTHORS HIT A BLOCK!

Vulcan and War : *Hug each other* Oh no....

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME JESUS TAKE THE WII, TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS SINCE I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN, I'M LETTING GO! GIVE ME ONE MORE CHANCE TO SAVE ME FROM THIS ROAD I'M ON, JESUS TAKE THE WII TYPE VIOLENCE!*

Blood War and Cannon Vulcan : *Back to obscurity*

Don : Anyway, who wants some ice cream and Nintendo Wii!

The rest of the gang : YEAH!

Sherry : I was written out!

Don : YEAH!

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WINNAHS : THE GARINO-SENSHI! JOHNNY DAMON! THE NINTENDO WII!


LOSAHS : CARRIE UNDERWOOD! BLOOD WAR AND CANNON VULCAN! SANITY!

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