Obviously, Mr. Farber. You didn't know about Bunji and Zell.







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Bunji : Zell, this has to be the dumbest idea you have ever done! Are you drunk?

Zell : Why do you ask questions you already know the answer to?

Bunji : Good point. I guess to make myself feel more important. Boosts the self-esteem.

Zell : Oh. I didn't know. Anyway, we should probably start writing the greatness that will be our novel.

Bunji : Just because you were inspired by those two teenage twin brothers who wrote a book, and actually got it published.

Zell : Yeah. So, in my drunken rage, I made a sammich. After that, I got this idea to write a book, and include you, because I can't do anything by myself. I'm so co-dependent.

Bunji : Yes you are. But Zell, don't you know how hard it is to write a book? I mean, it takes years of dedication. It takes a lot of money too. And do you have any of that sammich left? I'm starving.

Zell : I think there might be some left, but we have to wait until after the cameos for that.

Don : I'm Don.

Johnny Damon : I'm Jesus.

Sherry : *Bust making out with Maria*

Zell : I'm Zell.

Bunji : You're in this one, you moron!

Juji : I'm not wearing pants!

Bunji : Ok, I think we got them all.

Fangoram : I'M NOT WEARING PANTS!

Zell : Ok, now I think that's the last...

Mika : Tentacle porn, mate!

Bunji : I said I think we have all the cameos!

Herb : ...

Bunji : No!

Herb : ....Aww...

Bunji : Alright, now, since it was your idea to write a book Zell, what the hell were you thinking it should be about?

Zell : I was thinking....epic love story. Set in the ancient days, between this guy named Zellucles, who was a an epic soldier, and this woman Bunjilena, who was a poor servant girl for the king. And in the end, their nightwish to be together would come true. In Finland.

Bunji : ......Hold on, I need to see if my brain still works after that......nope.....wait, yep, it's still there, and in pain. Lots, and lots of pain.

Zell : I knew you would say that. Isn't it awesome?

Bunji : Why the hell is the female named Bunjilena? That's kind of....not cool.

Zell : Why? You think because it's....gay!

Bunji : No, not really. Just hellaretarded.

Zell : So, are you not a fan of epic love stories?

Bunji : It's not that I'm not a fan, it's the fact that I'm not a complete moron. So how about no.

Zell : Aww....damn. Well, so, no love stories?

Bunji : Ok....we'll do the love story, but for the love of Ra, I'll rename these people.

Zell : Alright mate, works for me. Let's call it, "Ghostbusters".

Bunji : I don't think that would fly all to well with Bill Murray. How about, "Epic Love Maneuver"?

Zell : I think that may just be the best name ever. But can the main characters be women?

Bunji : Dear lord yes!

Zell : Alright! Let's get writing. And by "let's", I mean you, while I supply the alcohol.

Bunji : I don't know how you make me do this, but one day, I'll get my revenge.

Zell : Shut it and get writing, worker monkey.

*Two hours later*

Zell : So Bunji, how much have we gotten done?

Bunji : About three cases of Fosters.

Zell : Awesome, keep up the work!

*Ten hours later*

Zell : So Bunji, have we written anything?

Bunji : Hmm....let me check...no. Hand me another beer, and let me see if anything appears then.

*Two months later*

Zell : So Bunji, how much do we have written?

Bunji : Well, so far, we have this, "I don't want the world, I just want your half."

Zell : Awesome! We're nearly done!

*Half hour later*

Bunji : Done! Three hundred pages of drunken literature is complete!

Zell : *Peeing on the the tree in the corner* Alright! Now we can go to the publisher! And hopefully there they'll have a bathroom.

Bunji : Umm, Zell? We have a bathroom here too.

Zell : Yeah, but it's currently occupied by Herb and Garino, so like Hell I'm using that anytime soon.

Bunji : God point. Remind me to not go in there until we make Sherry clean it out.

*At the Publishers*

Zell : Alright Mr. Publisher, we have here for you our epic love maneuver, simply titled "Epic Love Maneuver".

Bunji : Yeah, it's written completely with the passion of our souls, and the influence of beer and wine coolers.

Publisher : .....O....K...let me see what it looks like. Umm....every other sentence reads "I am so fecking boozed up right now".

Zell : Yeah, that's the wine coolers talking there.

Publisher : Yeah...we're going to have to edit this. Come back in about two weeks, ok?

Zell : Alright, that'll about be the same time we sober up.

*Two weeks later*

Bunji : Alright, how does it look?

Publisher : Well, if you take away all of the alcohol references, it's quite possibly the finest work of art ever!

Zell : Wait, you took out all the references? Can you slip in a few of them?

Publisher : No.

Bunji : Just one?

Publisher : In the Author's note.

Bunji : I think we have a deal.

Zell : Can we have the ink be made with beer?

Publisher : I don't think that is even possible.

Zell : Well, you work on publishing that, I'll work on the beer/ink hybrid.

*20 minutes later*

Mansion : *In fire*

Zell : Well, who knew that the two were so combustible?

Bunji : You learn something new every day.

Zell : Well, maybe I shouldn't have drinkened it. That's where the trouble started. I was peeing fire, literally. I mean, I never knew that fire could shoot out of my winky dink.

Bunji : I could have gone without having to hear that. But hey, the publisher called and said that it's fresh off the printers. We have a book signing this Saturday.

Zell : All right! Hopefully we'll become rich and maybe find some ladies there too.

*At the Book signing*

Zell : Hello? Is there anyone there that wants to buy or books? Hello?

Bunji : Zell, we've got a crowd of people here at our booth. Get out of the employee bathroom and you'll see them.

Zell : Hey, there were no urinals in there.

Bunji : I think it was the female bathroom...wait, sorry, never mind. You were in the shemale bathroom.

Zell : Wow...there's a new one. It did smell like roses though.

Fangoram : I WANT YOU TO SIGN THIS TO MR. GARINO!

Bunji : You know Zell, It's near the end of this episode, and we haven't destroyed anything yet. You thinking what I'm thinking?

Zell : Alcohol and guns?

Bunji : Damn straight.

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME DAMN, THIS TOOK A LONG FECKING TIME TO WRITE THIS TYPE VIOLENCE*