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Guess who HB chose as the next Gravemon? If you don't know....HX says you're a freaking idiot.
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*GRAVE-E-MON!*
*Narrator : After our heroes have skillfully evaded the law, they continue their quest to Vermilioixn City. (The X is
to avoid a lawsuit.)...*
Mika : If the glove don't fit, you must acquit.
Billy : Mika....you're wearing gloves. They fit just fine.
Mika : The Coch doesn't lie!
Grave : ..........
Andersoneotto : Wench, do you know what you just said?
Mika : No.
Anderson : And do YOU know what you just said, Grave?
Grave : ...?
Anderson : Good, because I don't know what the hell you said either. I'm Anderson, not Billy. I'm WAYYYY cooler.
Billy : Just hold on a second! Do you WANT to get whacked with a guitar?
Anderson : I've been hit with guitars longer than you've been alive. And dead.
Mika : Hey! I just realized that I need another gravemon!
Billy : For all purposes, not really. All of the gym leaders pretty much suck...you can get by with these two alone, and
still pretty much wreck them all.
Andersoneotto : That reminds me...how in the hell did you become a Gym Leader without any Gravemon?
Billy : I have my ways.
Andersoneotto : You slept with the head of the Gravemon league, didn't you.
Billy : She was friggin' hot, I was alive, and we were horny!
Mika : Billy, everyone knows that she was a tranny.
Billy : ....don't judge me.
Grave : ................
Anderson : What he say?
Billy : I'm....not going to say.
Mika : I need another Gravemon! And Billy needs a tranny!
Billy : I think you needs to get your ass kick---
Rock Leeasaur : Excuse me, but I heard you arguing, and your loud noises are interrupting my training.
Mika : Are you a Gravemon?
Rock Lee : Against my will.
Billy : Then catch that guy, Mika, and end the friggin' epiosde!
Anderson : Shut up, tranny-lover.
Billy : Ok, I get it!
Grave : ........
Billy : Shut up, Grave!
Lee : Can....I go now?
Mika : ....no! Don't you realize that you are destined to become the next member of our crack team here, to conquer the
known Gravemon world, and become legends?
Lee : Sadly...I read the script. The horrible, horrible script.
*HX : ALL HB'S FAULT!*
Lee : Still, not as bad as the Naruto fillers.
*HX : WHAT THE HELL IS A NARUTO?*
Mika : So, will you join us without the un-necessary fight scene?
Lee : Despite the fact that I live for the fight...eh, why not? I'll save myself some trouble, and I'll kick some ass
along the way.
Billy : Can you kick Andersoneotto's ass for me?
Lee : Sure, tranny-lover.
Billy : Son of a bitch!!!!
Group - *laughs* *Except Billy, who is crying.*
Narrator - And so our group has gained one new friend! And Billy likes him some Transsexuals! Join us next time for more
Gravemon!
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