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Narrator : Can I have more lines please?
HB : Shut up, man slave.
*Gravemon!*
Mika : Wow, with my newest Gravemon, I'm ready to defeat anyone that takes me on.
Billy : Mika, you're an idiot. you could have just defeated them by flashing them.
Grave : .................
Anderson : You know.....despite the wrongness of that, it's still kinda hot.
Leeasaur : ......You are all pervs, you know that?
Billy : Yeah, we are. You have a problem with that?
Leeasaur : ......not really. However, I am a gentleman like no other....
Anderson : You're with us. You aren't a gentleman.
Lee : Don't remind me.
*Vermilioixn City Gym*
Billy : I wonder who the gym leader is here?
Mika : Well, it can't be Lt. Sur---
*Grave, Anderson, and Lee all stick hands over Mika's mouth*
Anderson : Lass, do you WANT to get sued?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Grave : ..............!!!!
Lee : Yes, that would be quite bad. Despite the fact that the Wii is selling like...well....Wii.
Anderson : Yeah, in noooo way is anyone going to make a penis joke out of that one. No way, no how.
Gym Leader : Hey, anyone want to play with my Wii? It's white, and I have an extra long Wiimote to play with. And my Nunchucks
are round!
Anderson : And no one got the sarcasm.
Mika : I challenge you to a duel! For another useless gym badge!
GL : Ok.
Billy : Wait...is that...Random Merc 126!?!?!?
RM126 : Actually, I'm 125...Lt.125, to you.
Lee : Really? Because you look like 126 to me.
RM125 : No! And how would you know?!?!?!?
Anderson : You all look alike to us. Like the French.
RM125 : Alright you bastards, you're going down. I choose you, Brilliant Dynamite Neon-achu!
Billy : Wait, isn't that what Grave evolves into?
Grave-achu : *Thumbs up*
Andersoneotto : Seriously, who wouldn't want want to evolve into that?
Leeasaur : It sparkles!
Grave-achu : ................
Mika : Grave-achu! Use swear!
Billy : Mika, he just used that. He uses that all the time.
Mika : Shut it Tranny!
RM125 : Neon! Use Blind!
Neon-achu : Sparkly!
Grave-achu : ...!!!!!!!! *Critical damage!*
Mika : Son of a bitch! Grave! Use HellHound roar!
Grave-achu : *Whips out coffin, and fires three rockets*
*Explosions*
Grave-achu : ........?
RM125 : *Dead*
Billy : Alright....so we blew up another Gym leader. Great. Mika, take your badge and let's get the hell out of here.
Mika : *Out the door* Already ahead of you.
Billy : You little bastard.....
*End*
Neon-achu : Hello? Is anyone there? They kinda killed my master. Does this no longer make me his slave?
Back to Gravemon!
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