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Fangoram
Vs.
Lent
and that folks, could be the most wrongest picture alive in photoshopped correctly.
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Garino : OK you bastards, stop, drop, and roll your drunken asses in here.
Zell : *Rolls in* Wheeeeeee! I get to do now what I normally do.
Bunji : *Playing DS* I'm morbidly horrified. Someone just sent me a message on pictochat reciting the first verse of "Baby
got Back".
Sherry : *singing* I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brotha's can't deny...
Bunji : ......
Zell : ......Marry me Sherry.
Garino : .......OK, first off, new rule, no rap. Ever.
Fangoram : AWW......
Sherry : Even Sir Mix A Lot.
Garino : That goes double for one hit wonders.
Zell : Vanilla Ice?
Garino : Second, all white rappers are hereby forbidden to be talked, seen, or heard about in this mansion.
Don : Well, I guess I'll be going then. MC Don-o-mac will have to take his jams somewhere else then....
Bunji : So, wait, does that mean no more Don?
Fangoram : Yay!
Zell : No more weird smells!
Sherry : No more oggleing my boobs!
Don : Wait, wait, wait, The smell and the boob staring ats are staying. Garino, rule #2 exempts me.
Garino : Dammit.
Fangoram : DYNITE!
Don : Oh, for the love of....*Statue*
Johnny Damon : Mandatory Johnny Damon cameo!
Everyone : Yay!
Johnny : So, what are you pagans giving up for my 40 days of suffering, before my eventual death, release from the Red
Sox, and when I rise again and sign with the Yankees?
Zell : I'm giving up Beer.
Bunji : Zell, you're drinking a beer now.
Zell : *looks at his hands, and sees that he's holding a Fosters, extra alcohol.* Well, I'll be!
Bunji : Zell, you just broke your Lenten promise within .5 seconds of actually making the promise!
Zell : ......So I did. Ok, that's the new record! Longest lasting Lenten promise ever!
Johnny : Somehow, I'm not surprised.
Bunji : I'm going to try and find Carmen Sandiego....because, if I do, I'm going to get a pot of golden Lucky Charms.
They're magically delicious.
Garino : Don't you mean....
Bunji : No, the actual golden Lucky Charms. I want them. Oh, and I'm going to try to have sex with her.
Zell : There we go!
Bunji : With my penis.
Sherry : We get it.
Bunji : In her vagina.
Fangoram : KEEP GOING!!!!!
Bunji : Ok, I'm going to stop right there. That was kind of really friggin creepy.
Fangoram : AWWWWWWWW!!!!!
Garino : I'm going to give up...Pictochat on the Nintendo DS!!!!
Johnny : No you're not.
Garino : Ok. Hey, Bunji, I'm sending you a message on Pictochat!
Bunji : Stop sending me pictures of sketches of your penis.
Garino : Aww. But I wanted to be Corey Feldman.
Herb : Shut up Chunk.
Johnny Damon : For Lent, I'm going to give up A-Rod...not sexual, like Derek Jeter, but, I'm just going to stop trying
to have him Crucified in place of me this Easter. Gotts to Man Up this year.
Fangoram : ANYONE WANT TO HEAR MY PROMISE?!?!?
Everyone : No.
Fangoram : *Normal, cool-as hell voice* Well, screw you dumbasses. I'm giving up talking like a retard this Lent. Because
my brain is too large to keep up this useless charade.
Zell : You know, I say the same thing about my penis...
Johnny Damon : Sad part is - he does.
Bunji : So...no one dies this episode?
Zell : No...
Tim Hardaway : I hate...
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WHAT A DUMBASS, BUT AT LEAST THE GEORGE TAKEI PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT WAS FRIGGIN FUNNY,
AND YOU SHOULD YOUTUBE IT TYPE VIOLENCE.*
Zell : I lied again, my bad.
Bunji : Anything else you're not telling us, Zell?
Zell : Well, I should reveal that....
THE END!!!!
WINNAHS : EVERYONE!
LOSAHS : TIM FRIGGIN' HARDAWAY!
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