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Fangoram
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Don
HX : We're sorry we had to use this pic...we can't remember what we did with the other one.
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Don : OK, Lenten update time. Who has kept theirs?
Zell : Broke mine before I even made it, mate!
Don : Hey Bunji, have you found Carmen Sandiego yet?
Bunji : Who?
Garino : Thought so. I've kept mine....
*Everyone stares at Garino*
Garino : OK, I lied. Sue me.
Don : Right. Sherry, you keep yours?
Sherry : I made one? I thought I got written out of that one too.
Don : Touche. Well, that means that I'm still superior to you all. Bitchin. Anyways, I have about thirteen different missions
for you to complete. Blindfolded.
Fangoram : I WANT A DAY OFF!
Don : Well, no. Why? Because I am Don. And I have multiple personality syndrome. Now I shall sing my theme song. "I
am The Don! Ladies flock to me! Holy crap, I am so awesome..."
Fangoram : *Smacks Don with Center Head.*
Garino : Holy shiz! He hit Father! Why didn't I do that earlier? Fangoram, kick him in the nuts for me!
Fangoram : I like to call this one, the Big Pimpin'! *Smacks don with his, well,.....yeah, that.*
Sherry : So, wait, now that Don has been beaten down and humiliated, what are we supposed to do for the rest of today?
Bunji : Day off?
Zell : Day off.
Fangoram : Ya damn straight.
Garino : OK, I'm going back to my room what I'll be listening to Simple Plan while making out to Herb and....
Don : I'm not defeated yet...
Johnny Damon : *Randomly appears* Dynite.
Don : Son of a....
Johnny : Yeah, I am the son of God. Boo-yah! *Randomly disappears*
Zell : Who says "Boo-yah" now a days?
Sherry : Apperently Jesus.
Bunji : Well, that's fine by me then.
Zell : So, what are you all doing on your day off? I'm voting for the drinking.
Sherry : I'm going to be written out.
Bunji : Sherry, you do that even when you're working.
Sherry : ...Oh yeah, I forgot. *Disappears*
Fangoram : Well, I vote for curling up in bed, by a fireplace, and reading Hawthorne's Scarlet Letter, with a cup of Earl
Gray...
Bunji : You're going drinking with us.
Fangoram : You want to be smacked with my woo-ha? Like Dynite there?
Don : Buenos Dias, I am Don Suave....*statue'd*
Zell : .....the hell? That's never happened before...
Bunji : I think that we should save that for another WWFD...
Zell : Don't go breaking the fourth wall now...
Fangoram : Right, how about you blokes do this...you go get plastered, and I'll be here reading my classic lit. If you
don't abide by these terms, I will smack you with my big guns.
Bunji : ....Well, I think Grave shouldn't be busy...so, let's go get drunk!
Grave : *Randomly appearing* ...........!
Bunji : My foul mouthed friend and compatriot, let us get shitfaced!
Zell : AMEN, mate!
Grave : ...........!
*Ending:
And so, having statue'd the evil Don, our heroes set off on another journey. One filled with alcohol, more alcohol, and....well,
super special awesome.
THE END!
THANK YOU FOR PLAYING!
WHY DON'T YOU TRY A HARDER DIFFICULTY LEVEL?*
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WINNAHS : EVERYONE BUT DON
LOSERS : (CURVEBALL!) DON!
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