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Don
VS
Prison
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Garino : Alright you bastards, get in here. We got an emergency.
Zell : Damn right we do! We're out of beer!
Bunji : Out of beer?
Johnny : Out of beer?
Sherry : We're out of beer?!?!?!?!?
Garino : WHAT?!?!? No! That isn't the emergency.
Bunji : There is nothing more important than being out of beer. We need more beer!
Garino : .....I am officially surrounded by morons.
Fangoram : You know, I say that everyday I'm with you folks. Then, I cry inside.
Garino : Lovely. Anyway, The Don was arrested yesterday for trying to stick a Wiimote up a fireman's butt. In public.
Bunji : Why?
Garino : ....you know, I just don't have an answer for that. Maybe he just wanted to play fireman? Gay fireman?
Sherry : ....I thought he was past this point...you know....about 60 WWFDs ago.
Zell : This still doesn't solve the more important problem of getting beer! I've been sober for......55 seconds!
Bunji : Zell, you're like 30 something. I'm sure you can buy your own beer.
Zell : Well, sure I can! But not without money! These blokes haven't paid me yet!
Bunji : Zell, we haven't been paid in like, two years.
Garino : How 'bout this, you guys save Don from jail, and he'll buy you dumbasses beer for the next two years.
Fangoram : ....why on earth did you say that to them?
Garino : *ignoring in effect!* So, what do you say?
Bunji : It sounds to us that we need to break Don out of jail.
Zell : The faster the better, mate! I'm 1 minute sober, and I can't take it!
Sherry : What do these fools need to get Don out of jail.
Garino : *holds a picture up.* This. The Magical Super Special Shiv of Destiny.
Fangoram : Jail Camp, anyone?
Sherry : Well....I'm just going to write myself out in 5, 4, 3, 2...*poof*
Zell : I'm writing myself out of this one too. 3, 2, 1.....*vomit*...bloody 'ell.
Bunji : Let's go find the magical super special shank of destiny!
Garino : SHIV. Not, shank. That brings out a different, and entirely un-necessary gangsta rapper that we don't need. The
Shiv is actually what we need.
Zell : Whatever. All I know is I'm getting beer at the end of this two-parter, and that's all I bloody need!
Bunji : Let's go and get some beer! And a prison shiv!
Fangoram : Anyway I can get out of this episode?
Garino : No. Let's go!
Fangoram : I hate you all.
*Scene Change - Random Grocery Store*
Garino : Why in the hell are we at a grocery store?
Zell : ....You know, I need a quick fix...
Garino : Of beer, right?
Bunji : No, you idiot. Of teddy grams! Of we need a shiv, we needs us some Honey Teddy Grams.
Fangoram : ....Ka-Magical Scene Change-ameha!!!!
*ACTUAL SCENE CHANGE - HULK HOGAN'S HOME, FLORIDA*
Hulk Hogan : What are you doing here, brother? What 'cha gonna do the 24 inch pythons, and the millions of Hulkamaniacs
to Run Wild on you? Brother!
Zell : I have a 24 inch python.
The Hulkster : Brother?
Zell : In my pants.
Hulk : Brother.
Zell : I'm talking about my penis.
Hulk : Brother...
Zell : My twig and two berries.
Hulkamania : Brother!
Zell : Like a baby's arm holding an apple. That's what my penis is like.
Hulkamania : Brother.
Zell : My penis holds the power.
Bunji : Let's go before he starts rapping. Brother.
Fangoram : BANKAI - SUPA SCENE CHANGE!
Hulk : BROTHER!!!
*....WILL THE GROUP EVER FIND THE MAGICAL SHIV OF DESTINY? OR WILL THE DON BE DOOMED TO STAY IN JAIL FOREVER?!?!?!? FIND
OUT NEXT TIME ON FANGORAM VS. THE MAGICAL PRISON SHIV PART TWO!!!!*
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WINNAHS : ?
LOSAHS : ?
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