When we last left off with out "heroes", they had just bought some beer, and Zell was talking about his penis with
Hulk Hogan. God help us all....
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Zell : ...So I told him, you can kiss my....
Bunji : Ok......stepping away from that...Does anyone know how we are going to find this magical Shiv?
Fangoram : I think it's located in the deep abyss called YouTube.
Zell : YouTube? How the hell are we going to do that?
Bunji : Drink?
Sherry : Have you guys ever thought of using a computer?
Bunji : Where the Hell did you come? Holy crap!
Zell : Wait, I just had a thought.....*Opens a beer* There we go....Best thought ever.
Bunji : Wait, that doesn't answer the question on how she got....ahh, who cares.
Sherry : Anyways, I here to give you some questions. Because if you guys actually complete this mission, you'll be romantic
heroes.
Fangoram : Like hell we will!
Sherry : Question 1 : Heroes are always handsome.
Bunji : That's more of a statement, really.
Sherry : Well, there's more like rules to live by. But answer them anyways.
Fangoram : I'm hating this already.
Zell : Well, I consider myself pretty handsome. At least, it's what the wenches say about me.
Bunji : And by wenches, he means himself. And I'm Canadian, that automatically makes me hot.
Sherry : nd you're both lying out of your asses. Statement 2 : Heroes should never fall off of their horse.
Zell : Is that a literal horse, or a metaphor horse? Because I've done both.
Bunji : If by horse, you mean by horse you mean my penis, then no, I've never fallen off of it.
Fangoram : Well, just so yo know, I'm quite the excellent horse rider.
Bunji : So does that mean you ride my penis well?
Fangoram : ........When was the last time your penis was ever ridden on?
Bunji : When was the last time you rode a horse?
Sherry : Statement 3 : If they do fall off of their horse, they do no swear.
Zell, Bunji, Fangoram : *Censored*
Sherry : Statement 4 : Heroes do not start brawls in brothels.
Zell : Hey, I didn't start the brawl, I ended it. And then the ladies gave me a discount because they loved me big Guns.
Bunji : I'm married. To a Man.
Fangoram : OK, so I started one freaking brawl. She made fun of my Mr. Fangoram the III.
Sherry : Statement 5 : Heroes do not have trouble keeping their secretaries?
Zell : We have secretaries?
Sherry : Statement 6: Heroes always keep their temper.
Bunji : F**K that.
Fangoram : Have you forgotten that we're from? Gun-Freaking-Grave.
Zell : We've done like, almost 80 WWFD's. We kill people.
Sherry : *Sigh* Statement 7 : Heroes should not fantasize about the breast of their female secretaries.
Zell : Of course we don't. We just oggle yours instead.
Bunji : Wait, we have secretaries? With Breast?
Sherry : Statement 8 : Heroes should be romantic.
Fangoram : Well, Mr. Fangoram the III is always romantic.
Sherry : Statement 9 : Heroes no not confuse romance with love making.
Fangoram and Bunji : Well, that's a lie right there.
Zell : Well, wait a minute, I've been selected "Mr. Drunken Romantic Love Maker" Three years running.
Sherry : Last one. #10 : Heroes should be transported by true love.
Garino : Define "Transported"?
Zell : Garino? What the hell?
Bunji : Garino, what have i told you about randomly transporting into scenes that don't involve you?
Garino : Final boss powers! *Garino and Sherry disappear*
Bunji :..........I hate him.
Fangoram : Hey, look, it's the entrance to the YouTube!
Zell : Didn't we have to...
Bunji : Shut up and lets keep looking.
*They somehoe walk into a website. Don't think about that too much. We know it makes no sense. What do you expect?*
*About a day later*
Zell :...So I told him to keep suc.....
Bunji : Hey, Zell, shut up.
Fangoram : Hey, look! It's the shiv! Horray!
Zell : Aww man, why'd it have to be next to the emo videos?
Bunji : Well, that's because the emo's use the shiv to cut themselves.
Fangoram : alright, let's grab it and get out of here.
Zell : *Grabs the Shiv* Holy poo, it's glowing.
Jay-Z : Alright, who summoned the magical genie of the shiv?
Bunji : Jay-Z?
Fangoram : Considering we are holding the shiv, i guess we did.
Jay-Z : Well, I will grant you each one wish if you can answer my riddles.
Bunji : Fine.
Jay : Jigga wha?
Fangoram : Dammit...
Zell : Stand back, I know rapenese. Jigga who?
Jay : Jigga wha?
Zell : Jigga who?
Jay : Jigga wha?
Zell : Jigga you.
Jay : Damn. You win. I will grant your wishes....after I relocate the Nets to Brooklyn.
Fangoram, Zell, Bunji : *Pull out guns*
JAY : ...ok, I'LL ANSWER THEM NOW!
Zell : Well, I want beer. Lots and lots of beer. More than what an AA meeting can ever consume.
Jay : You got in done. It's all in your crib.
Zell : for the record, I may or may not have gotten rid of my crib.
Jay : Mr. Bunji, what would you desire?
Bunji : ...I got it. *Unzips pants* Alright! Thanks J!
Jay : Eww.....Mr. Fangoram?
Fangoram : Wait, what are we supposed to do about Don?
Zell : Who cares about Don?
Fangoram : True. I want every encyclopedia ever written. First edition.
Jay : You sure you don't want something a bit more Gangsta?
Fangoram : True.......make it a pony instead.
Jay : Your wish is my command. But what about your friend, Don?
Bunji : Easy. Dynite.
*At jail*
Don : I refuse to take off my....*Statued*
Bubba : Hey, look. White-meat.
Larry : But he's all stone like!
Bubba : Nothing a home-made drill can't fix.
Don : *Thinking* Shit.
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