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*GRAVEMON!*
Mika : Hey, I have an idea.
Billy : ....this is never good.
Grave : .........
Andersoneotto : I hope it doesn't involved whipped cream and a 600 pound Conservative this time....
Rock Leeasaur : Well, I had fun trying to kick through all the rolls of .... what do you call it? Hell. I found buried
treasure down there...hell, I found the lost cities of Atlantis AND Atlanta!
Anderson : Atlanta was lost?
Lee : Not anymore! Because I found it! YOSH!
Mika : Anyway....I was thinking that we should all go on a cruise!
Billy : Really? No joke?
Mika : Yeah!
Billy : Sounds good so far....
Mika : A GRAVEMON! CRUISE!
All : *Groan*
*ON THE CRUISE SHIP S.S. ALIEN HEAD*
Anderson : How in the hell did we get here so fast???
Lee : Plot hole?
Billy : Yeah, plot hole.
Mika : Better get used to them! Hey, there is a machine where I can trade one of my Gravemon for something of less value!
Grave : .......
Billy : No, let's not try and trade my tranny-loving ass!
Lee : HAH! You just said you're a tranny lover.
Billy : I hate you all. With every ounce of my dead, dead body.
Mika : *To Gravemon trading operator* Can I trade Billy?
Billy : *Smacks Mika.*
Andersoneotto : That's the spirit lad! Hit her again for me!
Gravemon trader : No...he's not a gravemon. He's a ghost. Who has intercourse with transgendered women. With phallic symbols.
Billy : Screw this. *Uses Guitar powers to kill the guy.*
Mika : Score! Free Gravemon!
Grave : .......
Lee : You're right...I think he did do something useful!
Billy : Since when can you understand Grave?
Lee : ....I donno. Plot hole?
Mika : Hey everyone, I found a Chocolate Donut Gravemon? Should I take it?
Anderson : If you want to suck even more at life.
Mika : What about the Casino Manager Gravemon?
Billy : How about no?
Mika : Fangoramagon?
Billy : That one could be useful. Steal that one.
MIKA HAS STOLEN...ERR...FOUND A FANGORAMAGON!
Lee : What do we do now?
Mika : Find the strippers!
Captain over the radio : This is your captain speaking....I would just like to let you know that in conjunction with the
plot, we are going to hit an iceberg so the Gravemon trainer with the Graveachu can do something involving the island with
the "giant Gravemon".
*Ship then crashes.*
*MEANWHILE...ON THE SAME SHIP*
Mysterious Figure with the Pink Bunny Rabbit Doll : Well....this episode sucks. But, I suppose it's almost time for my
debut. Na no da.
*WHO IS THIS PERSON! WHY DID THIS EPISODE SUCK SO HARD? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON GRAVEMON!*
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