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*GRAVEMON!!!!*
Narrator : After our heroes indirectly caused a shipwreck...well, mostly Billy and his tranny-loving tendencies...they
awoke to find themselves on a mysterious island....with Mika and Billy separated from the Gravemon!*
Mika : *wakes up...* Owww...what the hell happened?
Billy : I think I was making out with the captain of the ship...and well, it crashed. But the captain was a hot woman,
so....awwright!
Mika : Billy, the captain was a guy. With a penis. He flashed Grave, Lee and I when we were drinking.
Billy : But...she had breasts!
Mika : ....and balls.
Billy : Aww! Not again!!!!!!
Mika : Wait....how in the hell did you make out with someone? You're a ghost!
Billy : *Disturbed* I have my ways!
Mika : Whatever. Hey Grave.....Grave? Lee? Andersoneotto?!?!?!? Where are my Gravemon!?!?!??
Billy : Damned if I know.
Mika : I just have this Fangoram from the ship, which I am obviously not going to let out since it is my trump card for
the next gym battle, despite it probably going to be helpful in finding my Gravemon.
Billy : I vote for ditching them.
Mika : Well...if we did, then we wouldn't have a show. So, let's find them, tranny-lover!
Billy : One day, I will wake up, and bring the wrath of God upon you.
*MEANWHILE....*
Anderson : Aww....were are we?
Grave : .............
Lee : You know, I don't know either.
Anderson : .....Why? Why did I get stuck with you. I'd rather get stuck with an Alucardmar. At least I can stab him with
my Bayonets of God.
Lee : *looks up* Would *that* be an Alucardmar?
Anderson : *Looks up and sees a 90 foot Alucardmar* Yep. Kind of. Excuse me folks, I'm going to get my stabby on.
Grave : ...........
Lee : I agree, this will be fairly entertaining.
*3 minutes later*
Anderson : That wasn't an Alucardmar! That was a giant Alucardmar robot!
Lee : ....Yep, thanks for getting motor oil on me. Ass.
Grave : ............. *wiping off oil and machine parts*
Anderson : ....This was an even bigger abomination against God! Come on guys, let's destroy more of these things!
Grave : *Shrugs shoulders.*
Lee : Sounds good to me too.
*They run off.*
*MEANWHILE*
Mika : This one time, at band camp....
Billy : I don't want to know....
Mika : I dressed like Hulk Hogan, and then leg-dropped my councilors, and sent them all to the hospital. Brother.
Billy : That's....pretty scary....
Mika : Then I stuck a french horn up my pussy.
Billy : AWWWW!!!! I knew it was coming! Now I can never look at a french horn the same way again!
*MEANWHILE*
Lee : Ok, I took out the Bowling Trophyew robot, Grave took out the the giant Garfieldchop, and Anderson destroyed the
Casino Manageratatta.
Anderson : Every single one of them Robotic Abortions against God.
Grave : ........................
Lee : Yeah, what HAS crawled up your ass, turned sideways, orgasmed, and then had a family up there?
Anderson : Was that you, or was that Grave?
Lee : All Grave. I'm never that crude! Yosh!
Anderson : Whatever. HEY! There's a BLWazaam! Let's kill it!
Grave : ......
Lee : YOSH! LEAF WHIRLWIND!!!!!
*Meanwhile...*
Billy : Mika, I think we found out the answer to the mystery of this island!!!
Mika : Yes! And I want an ice cream!
Billy : .....Hey, why are most of the giant robotic Gravemon destroyed?
Mika : If I'd guess, I'd say Andersoneotto called them "abortions against God", and went crazy. The other two
probably just joined in.
Billy : Fine. Let's go get them....
Mika : HELL NO! I haven't gotten my Fosters Flavored Ice-Cream yet!
Billy : If we don't get them now, WE'RE getting arrested.
Mika : LET'S FIND MY GRAVEMON!
*3 minutes later*
Lee : Who know you had to destroy all of the enegry cores to kill that piece of crap.
Grave : ......
Lee : You did not tell us so!
Anderson : Ok! Now, let's beat up that....roller coaster?!?!
Lee : Wait...
Grave : .........
Mika : Yeah, we're at the world famous DON'S GRAVEMON AMUSEMENT CENTER AND THEME PARK. And you just destroyed most of
his Giant Robotic Gravemon.
Billy : ......yeah!
Anderson : But...abortions against God!
Grave : .......
Lee : But at least we gained, like, 50 levels!
Mika : Oh! Good stuff! Well, gang, let's all get Foster's Flavered Ice Cream!
All : Yay!
Billy : I have a feeling....that someone is going to pay for this....SOOOOO......
*5 minutes later*
Don : Who did this to my giant robots!
Security Guard : We found this note saying "Juji Did It."
Don : That bastard!
*MEANWHILE*
Mysterious Figure : When will I make my debut?!?!? Na no da!
*WHO IS THIS GUY?!?!? WILL DON CATCH JUJI?!?!? WHAT HAVOC WILL OUR HEROES RAISE NEXT?!?!? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON GRAVEMON!!!!!!*
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