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It's another anime convention...this time, with the other guys in it.

Garino : Alright you bastards, get in here, put your pants back on, hide away your stash of porn, and Hammertime. In no particular order.

Bunji : But...why?

Garino : Because I'm your boss and I said so...

Zell : I do that stuff in no particular order....although, technically, I just walked in and did the Hammerdance, but I'll probably do all of that other stuff later.

Fangoram : I do say, however, that Zell's drunken Hammer dance was smashingly entertaining. Drunken good time. I love watching drunk people make complete fools out of themselves!

Zell : Hey!....wait, did he say something nice?

Don : .....Yes he did. I think that qualifies as a miracle.

Johnny : Nope! *Pops out*

Don : You heard the man.

Garino : Anyways...like I was saying. Err....we've got to go to another anime convention to destroy some Naruto cosplayers. We have a quota this month that we need to fulfill.

Fangoram : Oh bloody hell and crumpets.

Garino : Well, Don, Bunji, and Zell, since you three didn't go last time....you get to go this time! Fangoram, Sherry, and I have the night off.

Bunji : Aww...can we at least cosplay?

Garino : ...sure, why not.

Zell : I want to be Naruto! Believe it!

Bunji : I think that completely negates the reason why we're going to the convention. We want to blow up the Naruto cosplayers.

Zell : What about Rock Lee? Is that ok?

Bunji : Judges?

Random Merc : Yes!

Random Merc 2 : No!

Random Merc 3 : I want beer!

Billy : I hate that bastard!

Random Merc 4 : Yes!

Don : Just to spite the ghost - Yes!

Bunji : That's a go.

Zell : Allright!

Billy : You see this? I am flicking you off! In fact, I am flipping you off with both fingers! If you give me a second, I will flip you off with my third finger! *Zip*

Don : Don't pan over to him. He's just asking for screen time.

Billy : You see this! I'm flipping you off!

Bunji : You're actually pissing on our furniture.

Billy : Fuck yeah!....wait, how am I pissing on furniture if I'm a ghost?

RM : Plot hole!

RM 2 : Plot hole!

RM 3 : Seriously, I want that beer!

RM 4 : .....No plot hole?

Don : ....All I know is that this is funny. Keep pissing, ol' boy!

Bunji : Don...he's pissing on your stuff.

Don : It's just the stuff I gave to Garino...

Zell : *Putting on his Rock Lee costume* Garino doesn't have his own furniture...

Don : He does now!

Garino : Woohoo! I have furniture now!

Fangoram : Yeah, pissy furniture.

Garino : Aww....

Sherry : Well...since I'm not supposed to be here anymore...*Grabs Fangoram and...**FINAL BOSS POWERZ!**Disappear!*

Garino : Hey! Those are my powers! Screw it I'll just use the door. *Walks over to the door...and it's locked.* Now I know how President Bush felt. *Disappears.*

Rock Zell : I think we should get going! Yosh!

Billy : I really hate all of you guys.

Bunji : I have a question for you...why are you still here?

Billy : Because if I'm with the other guys...I would probably end up in a dress begging for more Grey's Anatomy.

Don : Why...

Billy : Don't ask.

*Twenty five and a half minutes later...*

Don : *Dressed as Hulk Hogan* I am a real American...

Bunji : *Dressed as Lina Inverse* You know...from The Slayers...you know, the one with Amelia, Gourry Gabriev, and Zelgadis?

Zell : *Dressed as Rock Lee* Don, you do know that Hogan wasn't an anime character, right?

Don : Well, at least my costume is more recognizable than yours.

Bunji : True.....

Zell : Anyways, let's go and kill some nerds.

Don : What the...

Bunji : What is it Don?....Holy crap...

Zell : No...way...

Don : *Staring at three people, dressed as Don, Bunji, and Zell.* You guys are my new best friends...

Guy dressed as Don : Umm...thanks?

Guy dressed as Bunji : Kinda weird...

Guy dressed as Zell : I want a beer!

Zell : Dear Johnny, I think this may be my long lost child!

Don and guy dressed as Don : I thought Mika was your child!

Zell : Yeah...I try to forget about that...after her whole Tentacle porn epidose...yeah...

Guy dressed as Bunji : Yeah...kinda weird...

Bunji : OK, we'll let you three nerds live. We're hunting down the Naruto nerds...

Guy dressed Zell : Yeah...they're over there, playing that Naruto fighting game.

Zell : Awesome. Get some beers, and we'll all get drunk after the killings!

Guy dressed as Zell : Already there!

Zell : Alright!

Don : Alright, off to the huge swarm of Naruto geeks.

Bunji : Do you hear something?

Zell : Yeah, I keep hearing the words "Believe it!"

Don : Me too!

Bunji : *Approaches group of Naruto Cosplayers*

Cosplayer : Believe it!

Another Cosplayer : Believe it!

Sasuke Cosplayer : Believe it!

Itachi Cosplayer : Believe it!

100 Cosplayers : Believe it!

Rock Zell : OH! MY EARS! AND ME TWIGS AND BERRIES! I THINK THEY'RE BLEEDING...let me check. *Opens pants* Yep...Bleeding.

Hulk Dongan : MY EARS!....Makes me want to....HULK UP!!!!

Bunji Inverse : Oh Screw this.....

Naruto cosplayers : Oh crap....

Rock Zell : AWESOME ROCK LEE TAIJUTSU!

Hulk Dongan : LEGDROP!!!

Bunji Inverse : DRAGON SLAVE!!!!!

Naruto Cosplayer : Believe...it...

*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME...OK NEXT TIME YOU GO TO A CONVENTION, CHECK TO SEE HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE COSPLAYING AS NARUTO. SERIOUSLY. I MEAN, ONE OR TWO PEOPLE AS ITACHI IS OK, BUT 100 IS MORE THAN ENOUGH! GO AS A NIGHTOW CHARACTER! LIKE US...TYPE VIOLENCE!*

*5 minutes later...outside the wreckage of the convention hall*

Don : Well, we did it...

Bunji : Yeah...and I got first prize for my nifty Lina Inverse costume.

Zell : Well, it is pretty nifty.

Don : ...yeah. Let's get out of here guys. Before the cops arrive.

Zell : Awright.

*THE THREE WALK (and their cosplay friends) INTO THE SUNSET...*

*MEANWHILE*

Fangoram : GGGGGGGRRRRRRRAAAAAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE!!!

*Grave dressed up as Sailor Moon walks up and smacks Fangoram. Sailor Grave walks away.*

Fangoram : OWWW!

WINNAHS : ZELL, BUNJI, DON, THEIR FRIENDS, GRAVE!

LOSAHS : NARUTO COSPLAYERS! FANGORAM! LIFE! BILLY!

Back to WWFD!

HX : Seriously, what's with people dressing up from Naruto? Seriously, I can understand seeing one, but three dozen? And none of them are even dressed up as Naruto!

HB : Yeah, that's kinda bush league guys. Like HX says "It's kinda like A-Rod!"...but then again, Wolfwood > the Naruto characters mostly cosplayed.

HX : Why do I never see any Luigi cosplayers? There isn't as many as there should be...