Narrator : Last time on Gravemon, our heroes bravely dismembered the Zombie Gym Leader, on their way to "earning" Mika's gym badge! Most importantly however, Billy scored with something with female parts! Now, our heroes have decided to get out of town before the Officer Jenny(s) find out about Zombie Kenny's "mishap."

 

Mika : Holy crap, the Narrator has a ton of lines in this episode. Who is the jerkass who decided that?

 

Billy : HB.

 

Mika : Ahh. The wordy Jerkass.

 

Narrator : Shut your face! *ahem* Now, our heroes are back in the woods on their way to Saffron City!

 

Grave : .............

 

Anderson : I agree. We SHOULD have taken out a few more of those unholy crimes against humanity, but NOOO. Someone didn't want the police involved!

 

Mika : Hey, it would have been 10-25, and the lot of you would have been "put to sleep."

 

Rock Lee : Mika, why "10-25"? Killing a zombie isn't against the law.

 

Mika : Yeah, but powdered Fosters is.

 

Billy : Oh come on! I thought you kicked that habit!

 

Mika : Yeah, and I thought you could recognize when someone you are hitting on is packing a pocket monster down below...

 

Billy : Hey! Simona had girl parts this time! Hop off!

 

*HX : That's what she said!*

 

Anderson : Did anyone tell him "there is a time and a place to use that phrase?"

 

Lee : Yosh! Absolutely not! Hey, is that a ghost over there?

 

Billy : I'm right behind you, moron.

 

Lee : No, I'm talking about a ghost that is both scary, not completely bastardized, and most importantly, not you.

 

Billy : I hate you. More than words can say.

 

Anderson : Good, now shut the hell up. I'm a ghost hunting!

 

Mika : Well, I heard this rumor about how the ghosts in this forest lead to the gym in this area.

 

Anderson : Yeah yeah, whatever.

 

Mika : Anderson, I'm trying to tell you that we're going to go kill things.

 

Anderson : Now you're speaking my language!

 

Grave : ...............................!!!!

 

Lee : Wow....that was a brilliant speech on the ethics on killing things Grave, but still...

 

Grave : ...............

 

Lee : Yeah, well, your mama so fat, a black rapper wouldn't even hit dat!

 

Anderson : OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

 

Mika and Billy : SNNNAAAAAPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!

 

Ghost : HEY, JACKASSES! MOVE THE PLOT ALONG, WILL YOU?

 

Lee : We settle this later.

 

Grave : ........

 

Ghost : Better. Now come this way.....heh heh heh.....

 

Billy : Sounds like an invite!

 

Mika : Will there be cookies and tea?

 

Ghost : Oh yes. There will be cookies and tea.

 

Mika : Sounds like fun. Let's go!

 

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WHAT HAVE OUR HEROES GOTTEN THEMSELVES INTO? IS THE MYSTERIOUS MAN INVOLVED? WILL GRAVE AND LEE SETTLE THEIR DIFFERENCES IN A 'YO MAMMA' BATTLE?

 

FIND OUT ON THE NEXT GRAVEMON!