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Fangoram
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Midnight Release Dates
Garino : Alright you bastards, lesser whores, and Don, get in here.
Bunji : Would I be classified as a bastard, or lerrer whore?
Garino : A bastard, cause you're an orphan. Zell, lesser whore. Same with Sherri.
Zell : Couldn't think of a proper insult for Don?
Garino : I think being Don should e insulting in and of itself.
Sherri : Point and match.
Don : And it looks like Garino has just been written out of my will. And you're adopted, so wouldn't that make you a bastard
too?
Garino : ....Touché.
Fangoram : Great, now what asinine idea do you have for us today.
Garino : Well, Halo 3 is coming out, and I'm going to go camp out in Wal-Mart for it.
Zell : ....Halo 3?
Bunji : Wal-Mart?
Sherri : Mmmm....Cortana....
Don : Sherri! No fantasizing about video game characters!
Fangoram : Wait a minute, aren't we....
Garino : Never you mind! Now who's going with me?
Zell : Mmmm....Cortana....Fosters....
Don : Zell! What did I just tell Sherri?
Herb : Mmmm...Master Chief....
Bunji : ....Just wrong, on three different dimensions.
Fangoram : Just three? I can name 5.
Garino : So, like I said, who's going with me?
Bunji : .......no?
Zell : ......No chance in hell?
Sherri : Like hell I will.
Fangoram : I'd rather watch Don preform marital's on his wife.
Don : Trust me, I don't even want to watch that.
Garino : OK, we'll do it this way...Eenie meenie miny moe...I hate you all so you have to go!
Bunji....Freaking bastard...
Garino : Now, onward! Finish the Fight Chief! Finish the fight!
Don : Do you think it's too late to put him back up for adoption?
Bunji : You know,I could kill him. Do we really need him to be the final boss?
Don : Wait, I thought I was the final boss?
Bunji : Umm......
*Later that evening, at Wal-Mart!*
Garino : Whoo! Third in line!
Zell : Whoa, how did two old women beat us here?
Old woman #1 : I'm buying this for my grandkids.
Don : Oh, ok. Don't care.
Bunji : So how many copies are you getting?
Old woman #1 : I'm picking up 4 copies.
Sherri : Oh, do they all live together?
Old woman #1 : Yep. They range from age 8 to 14.
Bunji : So you're buying 4 copies of the same video game for your grandkids that live together? Why not just buy one?
Old Woman #2 : Cause it would be unfair. You expect them to share one game?
Don : You are the reason why the world is as messed up as it is.
Fangoram : Wait, is that guy playing a DS while waiting in line for Halo 3?
Bunji : He's wearing a PlayStation shirt too...
Garino : .......You know, I don't even know what to say about that...
Zell : Hey! This Wal-Mart has beer! Glorious beer! Last one there has to watch Don preform marital's!
Don : Out my way bitches! *Shoves Sherri into display case of produce*
Sherri : Meh...I've been pushed into worse things...Rosie O'Donnel tops that list...
Wal-Mart Employee : Alright, it's 12:01, we will hand these out in an orderly fashion...
Guy dressed as Master Chief : I say we go in order of coolness!
Employee : Right And that would make you last in line.
Garino : Do you have any of the Legendary editions left?
Employee : Nope, those old women bought them all.
Garino : Fangoram, you know what to do.
Fangoram : .....sigh.......I'm not paid enough for this...
Garino : *Slips Fangoram a 20*
Fangoram : HALO 3!!!!!!!!
*SCENE CELETED DUE TO EXTREME FINISHING THE FIGHT VIOLENCE*
Fangoram : Ugh...i feel dirty. So dirty.
Garino : Finish the fight!!
WINNAHS : GARINO! FANGORAM! MICROSOFT!
LOSAHS : SHERRI! DON! ANTI-X-BOC FANBOYS!
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