Narrator : Last time on Gravemon, we did a Scrubs parody! But the time before that, our heroes are up against the mysterious Gym Leader: STERIOD RIDDEN OLD GUY WITH BIG GUN MINIBOSS, or SROGWBG for short. With most of her Gravemon out of commission, how will Mika win her badge?

 

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SROGWBG : Ha ha ha, there is no way you can possibly win! All of your Gravemon have been knocked out, except for your Grave, who in no way should be able to defeat me!

 

Mika : We'll see! I choose you, Billy!

 

Billy : What the hell!?!?! I'm not your damn pet!

 

Mika : Worth a shot.

 

Billy : Do you know what else will be worth a shot? When I shoot you in your ass! Over and over again!

 

Mika : Sorry Billy, I don't have a penis to go along with this set of boobs.

 

Billy : ...touche.

 

SROGWBG : Can we just fight now? I choose you, Ultimate Warrior!!!!

 

Warrior : AHHHHHH!HH!H!H!!! LIBERALS ARE FAGS!!!!! I RAPED SANTA!!!!

 

Billy : Good Johnny Damon, he is as roided up as the Old Guy with the wonderfully defined breasts.

 

Grave : ..............

 

Billy : Yeah, at this stage, his penis had to have shrunk a lot, Grave.

 

Mika : Ew. Grave, go. Use Cerberus Overdose.

 

*GRAVE USES CERBERUS OVERDOSE! IT'S SUPER EFFECTIVE! WARRIOR WARRIOR HAS FAINTED!*

 

SROGWBG : Damn. You win. As promised, here is your gym badge!

 

Mika : Hooray! *Grabs Gym Badge*

 

Billy : Do all of these gym leaders suck?

 

SROGWBG : Pretty much....*SROGWBG IS HIT BY A MASSIVE ATTACK!!!!* .......NOOOOOO!!!!! *HE VANISHES!*

 

*Mika, Billy, and Graveachu look SHOCKED!*

 

Mika : What was that?!?!?

 

Mysterious Man : Well, that was me, and my Kumagoro Beam.

 

Mika : You again?!?!?!?!?

 

MM : Yes, and this time.....I will kick your ass again....

 

*WHAT DOES THIS MEAN FOR OUR HEROES? NEXT TIME, THE RETURN OF THE MYSTERIOUS MAN!*