"Garino : Hey! Get in here!
Don : Garino, son, you forgot the magic words.
Garino : I'm sorry, Father. Get in here, you bastards!
Don : That's my boy.
Garino : I love you, dad.
Don : I love you too, Garino..."
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Garino (Reading Script) : WHO IN THE HELL WROTE THIS CRAP! First, I don't like Don! In fact, I'm plotting his death!
Don : Preach it, boy!
Garino : Next, if I told Don that I had feelings of family love for him, he'd shoot me!
Don : Twice!
Garino : Plus, Don doesn't like me at all! In fact, he calls me the "biggest mistake he's made since"...what was it?
Don : Buying Halo 3. The ending fell flat for me. I was supremely let down. It reminded me of Star Wars Episode 1.
Fangoram : I told you both - wait for Assassin's Creed and Uncharted: Drake's Fortune, but NOOOOOOO. You couldn't wait.
I have one thing to say to the two of you - You're Bitches. Now *THUD*...Suck. Come on, I don't have all day. Suck it.
Both of you.
Bunji : *walking in* Hey folks, what's sha--WOAH! What the hell!!!! This is FREAKY! HEY ZELL! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS! FANGORAM
IS MAKING DON AND GARINO SUCK HIS WINKY!
Zell : Who uses the word "winky" anyway, mate. But, HOLY CRAP! This is awesome! It's like that time I went to Mexico
to watch this Spanish girl have relations with a horse!
Sherry : Eww,,,,how was that, Zell?
Zell : Well, it was kind of a letdown. I mean, you were expecting great things. I mean, it was a spanish girl doing a
horse! But once it was going on...it was just sad. I wasn't very good.
Don : Like Halo 3's ending...
Garino : ENOUGH! Fangoram, pull your pants up! We have work to do! Now, you all know about the Writer's Strike.
Bunji : Yeah! Those new scab writers turned me into a Sailor Moon fan!
Zell : Those bastards!
Bunji : Yeah! Everyone knows that Sailor Mercury is where it's at!
*HB : Hell yeah!*
Zell : Yeah, those new writers made me.....SOBER!
*LOOKS OF HORROR FROM EVERYONE~!!!*
Sherry : That's....horrible!
Zell : I know! To get back at them, I downed a whole bottle of Everclear! Then, I drank shots of gasoline to reach the
full buzz! I woke up in an emergency room, and got a new liver...and about a dozen other new organs, but it was worth it.
Sherry : Well, I'd love to say that they made me straight, but even those bastards couldn't mess that one up.
Garino : So, this is why we must get back at them! But, I don't know how...
Fangoram : Missles?
Zell : Lots of bullets?
Sherry : Topedoes?
Garino : No! These are writers! They're cunning! Bunji, how did Harry handle the previous Writer's Strike?
Bunji : Well....
*FLASHBACK~~~!!!!*
Harry : Bunji....
Bunji : Yes, boss....
Harry : There's a writer's strike. I want you to nuke the hell out of them...
Bunji : Understood.
Bear : I'm Bear Walken.
*END FLASHBACK~~!!!!!!*
Zell : Really?
Bunji : Yeah, so I flew over where they were striking, and dropped a bomb.
Sherry : Wasn't that counterproductive? You killed them all...
Bunji : Not all of them, Just the annoying ones.
Garino : Ahh. Well, in that case...Fangoram, take Bunji, Zell, and Sherry, and nuke those writers!
Fangoram : Ok.
*MEANWHILE*
Striking Writer : Yeah, we want more cash!
Writers : Yeah!
KT Tunstall : Black horse in a cherry tree!
Writers : Yeah!
Fangoram *In plane above* BOMBS AWAY! YAY!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME KT TUNSTALL SUCKS AND I AM BITTER THAT THIS WRITER'S STRIKE IS SHORTENING THE HEROES, SCRUBS,
HOUSE, AND OTHER DECENT SHOWS TYPE VIOLENCE*
Fangoram : Now, let's go for some Chicken Selects, sold exclusively at McDonalds!
All : YAY!
