*GRAVEMON!*
Narriator: Because of the Writer's Strike, GRAVEMON was put on hold! However, since Team CerberusODintendo "worked out
a deal" with the Writer's Guild (HB choked a bitch. HX did a jig), we're back on the air! Last time on GRAVEMON!, Mika, Billy,
and Graveachu were cornered by the mysterious man and his monsterous KUMAGORO BEAM (Google it, people). What will happen next?
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Mika : Seriously, that Narriator has WAY too many lines. I mean, seriously.
(A flying, stuffed pink rabbit wizzes by her head an an INSANE SPEED!)
Mika : HOLY **** ON A **** SANDWICH!
Mysterious Man : Well, you might wonder why I'm after you. The truth is...
Billy : Question.
Mysterious Man : ...what?
Billy : Well, why do you throw a pink rabbit at people? Isn't that mean? I mean, who does that?
MM : Have you seen Gravitation at all?
Billy : No.
Grave : ...........
Billy : The Graveachu says 'no.'
MM : Oh My Johnny Damon! Just look on Google! There's like a twenty second clip of me using the Kumagoro Beam
on some crap singer with pink hair!
Mika : Question.
MM : Now what?
Mika : Is this like the time HX was "Kumagoro Beam'd on HX.com?"
MM : Hell to the no! Besides, if HX were here (and he's not), he would deny it to the death! Anyway, the reason I'm here
is...
Billy : Question.
MM : NOW WHAT?
Billy : Umm...look?
MM : Not a question....but....
(MM looks and sees TEAM X-BOX APPROACHING!)
Black Widow : We will have your GRAVEACHU, MIKA!
Steve Downs : PREPARE FOR....
MM : KKKKKKUUUUUMMMMMAAAAAAGOOOOOORRRROOOOOOO BBBBEEEAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!
*SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTEME RYUICHI SAKAMA AWESOMENESS TYPE VIOLENCE. WHOOPS, DID I JUST SPOIL IT? WELL, IT'S NOT LIKE
IT WAS SOME UNKNOWN THING ANYWAY. I MEAN, REALLY. WE MADE IT OBVIOUS EVER SINCE HE DEBUTED.*
Team X-Box (Blasted off again!)
MM : Now, back to....
(MIKA, BILLY, ET AL HAVE ESCAPED~!)
MM : MOTHERFU-----
*Meanwhile!*
Mika : Keep running, ghosty!
Billy : Less talky, more runny!
Mika : I hope I get to dress up in drag in the next episode!
Billy : What? Why!
Mika : Because that's what Ash does to get his next gym badge, and I want to as well!
*GRAVEMON!*
