(Cleveland, Ohio - November 2nd, 2004, 8 PM.)

 

Fangoram : NADER!!!!!!!!!!

 

Zell : How in the world did he become a registered voter?

 

Bunji : The whole P. Diddy 'Vote or die' thing.

 

Zell : What does P. Diddy have to do with anything.....?

 

Bunji: Apparently.....nothing. But Garino and Sherry thought that, since he was killed in Ohio, he should vote. P. Diddy registered Fangoram, because Fangoram said "I VOTE OR YOU DIE!"

 

Zell : Vote or Die...... But then why are we here?  I'm a damn Aussie and you're..., um, What the hell are you, besides dead?

 

Bunji : Canadian.

 

Zell : Bunji Kugashira.....Canadian?

 

Bunji : Ehhh.

 

Zell : Yep, that's Canadian allright.

 

Fangoram : VOOOOOTE!!!!!!!!

 

Bunji : How long is this damn line anyway?

 

Zell : Let me take care of this...

 

(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME ALCOHOLISM)

 

Zell : Foster's.....Australian for Beer, and death...

 

Bunji *Views massive carnage* Wow, this is all new to me.  So much Alcohol, so many deaths.  Nice touch.

 

Fangoram : VOTING TIME!!!  ME VOTE!!!! (runs over to table, over the dead bodies.)

 

Voting Lady : Ok sir, just sign here, and then  step into the booth.

 

Fangoram : *Spells name F-A-N-G-(Backwards) R-O-M*

 

Voting Lady : I've seen worse....Ok, Mr. Fangrom, go vote.

 

Fangoram :YEAH!!!! * Steps into booth*

 

Bunji : This is gonna be a disaster.

 

Zell : *Passes out drunk*

 

Bunji : Foster's..... Australian for Moron...

 

                    *40 Minutes later*

 

Bunji : *Kicks still passed out Zell* This guy is a good kick.  Fangoram, you done yet?

 

Fangoram : NO!

 

Bunji : You need me to come in and help?

 

Voting Lady : You can't go in there!

 

Bunji : Ok, I didn't want to use these, but ok.... Wolves...

 

Voting Lady : Awww......Crap!

 

(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME WOLF VIOLENCE)

 

Fangoram : DOOOONE!!!!!!!!

 

Bunji : Who'd you vote for? *Slings Zell over his shoulder*

 

Fangoram : *Tears fall* I VOTED KERRY!......

 

Bunji : Don't cry big guy.....I'll buy you an ice cream....

 

Fangoram : with sprinkles?

 

Bunji : Yeah...sure.

 

Fangoram : YAY!!!!!!! *shoots gun in excitement*

 

Zell : *Wakes up, throws up*

 

Bunji : You drunken basterd, this is my new tattered coat!!

 

Zell : I have a seperate stomach for cake and ice cream...

 

Bunji : Oh shut up ... stupid Aussie

 

*About 5 minutes later, voting place is completely destroyed.* * Along with the winning Kerry votes.*

 

Bunji : Lets go, you bastards.

 

Fangoram : Sprinkles!!!!!......GGGGRRRRAAAAAVVVVVVEEEEE!!!!!

 

*20000 miles away*

 

Grave : ???

 

Juji : Did you hear that...?

 

Billy : Yeah, that was my bladder! I gotta pee!

 

Juji : Maybe if Mika would hurry the hell up and get out of the damn bathroom...

 

Mika *inside bathroom* It's THAT time, so shut up.

 

Billy : Too much info...

 

Juji : I told you that we should have made more than one bathroom.

 

Billy : Spike, get building!!

 

Grave *Still looking 20000 miles towards Ohio, but then shrugs and walks away*

 

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WINNER : FANGORAM!!! and George W. Bush....crap....

 

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