Garino : Ok you morons, you need to get Fangoram out of here.....NOW!!!

 

Sherry : Why?!?!?!?!?!?

 

Garino : Because....It's that time!!!

 

Bunji : What time, boss?

 

Garino : Time for me to....meet with my "father" for a "meeting".

 

Zell : The gay club again?

 

Garino : Shut up. Well, get going. I don't need a killing machine around the base while I'm not here. That and I hate you guys.

 

Sherry : Oh we love you too boss.

 

Garino : I thought you loved someone else.....does this mean....?

 

Sherry : Not with you.....ever.

 

Zell : Zing!

 

Bunji : Will you stop saying that!

 

Zell : No, double zing!!

 

Bunji : Double wolves!

 

Garino : Go, will you dammit!!!!

 

Sherry : What should we do with the big moron?

 

Bunji : You shouldn't talk about Zell like that.

 

Zell : ZING....HEY!!! YOU SON OF A......MERCS!!!

 

*100 Mercs suddenly appear and surround Bunji*

 

Bunji : Bring it on Foster's...

 

Zell : Foster's?

 

Bunji : Sorry, I forgot that you passed out while Fangoram was voting... but anyways, wolves!

 

*100 wolves surround Zell*

 

Sherry : Oh will you two grow up!

 

Bunji : Zell, I have an idea...

 

Zell : *Nods*

 

*Wolves and Mercs surround Sherry*

 

Garino : Go to a movie, now!!!!!

 

Bunji, Sherry, Zell : You suck...

 

Fangoram : MOVIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

*At the local movie theater*

 

Sherry : What one should we see?

 

Zell : The Incredibles?

 

Bunji : No, that might be too much Samuel L. Jackson for him.  How about "Shall We Dance?" I love that J. Lo! And add Richard Gere dancing? You Go Girl!

 

Zell, Sherry, and Fangoram : *Stare, and shake their heads*

 

Sherry : Weird.....You're like one of those "girly men"!

 

Bunji : What do you mean? I Killed the Terminator! Twice! Then he became the Governator.....I just couldn't win.

 

Sherry : What about Saw? Or the Grudge?

 

Zell : What about : "Shut the Hell Up?"

 

Fangoram : *to theater employee* TEAM AMERICA!!!!!!!!!

 

TE: How many sir?

 

Fangoram : FOUR!!!!!!!!

 

Zell : Well, the retard settled that one for us.

 

Bunji : I always wanted to see puppets doing the nasty.

 

*Inside the theater*

 

Sherry : Now Fangoram, you need to be quiet during the movie, ok?

 

Fangoram : I CAN BE THE QUIETEST MOUSE.  I CAN LIVE IN THE QUIETEST HOUSE!!!!!!!!

 

Zell : Um...

 

Bunji : We're lucky we killed everyone before the show....

 

*FLASHBACK*

 

Old Lady : Will you sonnys SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!!!!

 

Bunji : *Pulls out Guns* Here's a hint bitch. No.

 

Zell : MERCS!!!!

 

Sherry : Fangoram, pass the popcorn....this just got entertaining.

 

Fangoram : POPCORN!!!!!

 

(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME MERC AND BUNJI VIOLENCE)

 

*END FLASHBACK*

 

Sherry : Yup.

 

Zell : Yup

 

Fangoram : PUPPET SEX!!!!!!

 

Bunji : HOLY!!!

 

Sherry : FUCKING!!!!

 

Zell : SHIT!!!! THIS...

 

Sherry : CAN'T BE...

 

Bunji  : LEGAL!!!!!

 

Zell : I don't think it can be any worse than this...

 

* About 30 minutes later*

 

Fangoram : VOMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Bunji, Zell, Sherry : Oh, God!  This just got worse!!!!!!!!!

 

Fangoram : BARF!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!! GRAAAVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!!

 

*Next Theater over - Shall We Dance?*

 

Grave : *Perks up, looks around, shruggs shoulders, and falls back asleep*

 

Juji : Will those people next door shut up!!  This is the good part.

 

Mika : *in tears*

 

Billy : *Asleep*

 

Juji : I ask him to go to *one* movie I like....

 

Mika : He's just angry we didn't see The Incredibles. So's Grave.

 

Juji : That's a cartoon, this is art.

 

Spike : That J. Lo is one great dancer. Her ass is big too.

 

Mika : It takes up half the screen.

 

Billy : *Wakes up briefly* Someone say ass?  Oh, nevermind. *Falls asleep*

 

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LOSER : GARINO!!! GRAVE!!!! BILLY!!!!!