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Fangoram gets RELIGIOUS-Y

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Fangoram Vs. The 700 Club   (At least it's not the mile high club)

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Garino : Ok you bastards, get in here.  We have to talk about the movie you guys saw last week.
 
Zell : I know, I'm still in therapy.
 
Garino : Well, how's that working out for you?
 
Zell : Well, not so good...
 
Garino : Why?
 
Zell : It's basically Bunji in a white coat.
 
(In Bunji's office...)
 
Bunji (In a white coat) : So, I hear you were invoved in a homosexual scandal Mrs. MacDowell?
 
Sherry : Yeah, when I was 18....
 
Bunji : Who was it with?
 
Sherry : Maria Asagi.
 
Bunji: ......Do you have photos?
 
Sherry : Yes....why would you need them?
 
Bunji : For.....further psychological analysis....
 
Sherry : Oh, here you go then. Want the video too?
 
Bunji : Yes, that might be *cough* helpful.
 
(In conference room)
 
Garino : Sherry, Bunji, get your dead asses here now.
 
Sherry : Um, Bunji will be here in a few minutes, he said that he needed to use the bathroom.
 
Zell : I didn't know that deadmen needed to use the restroom.
 
Sherry : Hey, you're right!
 
Zell : He's probably doing his 'psychoanalysis' or something in there....
 
Garino : Sure he is. "BUNJI! GET YOUR PSYCHOLOGY LOVING ASS IN HERE NOW!!!!"
 
Bunji (from down the hall) BUT THE MOVIE IS ONLY HALF OVER!!!!
 
Garino : NOW!!!!!!
 
Bunji : FINE! BUT YOU'RE BUYING ME MORE TISSUES!!!!
 
Sherry : Wonder why he needs tissues.....
 
Zell : You know what, I'm not going to bother with that one.
 
Bunji (walks in) Ok, I'm here. Start.
 
Zell : Wait, wash your hands?
 
Bunji : Yes.....(looks one way, then looks the other, sniffs them and sits down)
 
Zell : Next time, invite me.....
 
Bunji : After this meeting and our Fangoram related activity.
 
Fangoram (from down the hall): YYYYYAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!! LLLLEEEESSSSBBBIIIIAAAANNNNSSSS!!!
 
Sherry : Ohhh......(Looks one way, then looks the other way, sniffs her hands and then sits on them)
 
Garino : GET OUT OF MY ROOM!!!!!!!!
 
Fangoram : OOOOOKKKKKKKK!!!!!
Lesbains : Bye Fangoram.....
 
Fangoram (In a spanish romantic type of voice) I'll see you women later.
 
Garino : LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!!!!!!
 
Zell : Wow....I thought he was a retard!
 
Garino : Well, no one said he wasn't retarded. But, since I created him retarded, I assume he'll be retarded!!!!!
 
Sherry : (Looks nervous) Can we get off the topic of lesbians... please?
 
(Zell, Garino and Bunji all smile)
 
Garino : Right, back on topic.  Since he saw the movie last week, Fangoram has been obsessed with puppet sex.  So I need you to the 700 Club to see 'The Leader'.
 
Bunji : You want us to kill anybody?
 
Garino : Yes!!  Why do you think I'm sending you there?!?
 
Zell and Bunji : YAY!!!
 
Sherry : Um... I have to...wash my hair, um... bye! (Runs into room with lesbians)
 
Garino : Um... Go, now!!!  (Runs toward lesbain room)
 
Don : (From upstairs) Garino, I need you for a meeting!!!
 
Garino : NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!  They're boring and stupid.  And I don't want to go!!! (Starts throwing a hissy fit)
 
Don : I have dead bodies...
 
Garino : Yay!!!! *under his breath* One of these days I'll turn you into a dead body.
 
Don : What you say?
 
Garino : Nothing!!!!!!  Just have those dead bodies ready!!!
 
(A while later)
 
Zell : So what are we going to do?
 
Bunji : Well, I'll just have to rewind the tape from the beginning...
 
Zell : I mean about the 700 Club!
 
Bunji : Oh,  why don't we ask Fangoram?
 
Fangoram : PUPPET SEX!!!
 
Zell : And after that...
 
Fangoram : KILL!!!!!!
 
Bunji : And after that...
 
Fangoram : CHICKEN SELECTS!!!!!!!!!!
 
Zell : What?
 
Fangoram : SPRONKLES!!!!!
 
Bunji : You mean sprinkles?
 
Fangoram : oh, right...
 
Zell : Allright, lets just go...
 
(Later...)
 
Secretary : Welcome to the 700 Club, how may I be of service?
 
Fangoram : SPRONKLES!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Bunji : Our retarded friend means sprinkles.
 
*Fangoram pulls out the Center Head*
 
Secretary : Oh, what a lovely cross! I'm Glad that you know that Jesus died on a cross for your sins and to outlaw gay marriage.....
 
(SCENE DELETED DUE TO EXTREME RELIGIOUS CRUSADE TYPE VIOLENCE)
 
Bunji : Take that bitch.
 
Zell : Yeah, we like lesbians.
 
Bunji : And we don't mind the gays.
 
Zell : But we like the lesbians most.
 
(upstairs)
 
*The leader is upstairs in the center of a circle surrounded by his twelve followers*
 
Follower A : But leader, what will our next media crusade against?
 
Follower B : Can I suggest the Democrats?
 
Follower C : Or the Alaskans!
 
Follower D : Or Bill Clinton!
 
Follower E : Or those heathens in Antartica!!!!!
 
Follower A : We have opposed those already.
 
*All start rabbling*
 
Leader : I know, we'll be against.... Bugs Bunny!
 
Follower F : Brilliant!!!
 
Follower G : But sir....what are we condemning him for?
 
Leader : Simple, my child. He spreads gay propaganda!
 
Follower H : Sir!!!! That is the smartest thing I've ever heard!
 
Leader : Let's take it a little farther....we'll say he had homosexual affairs with Daffy Duck and Mickey Mouse!!!!
 
All Followers : OUR SAVIOR!!!!!
 
*Bunji, Zell, and Fangoram bust in*
 
Zell : Hold it right there.......700 Club....people.
 
Bunji : Real insulting, jackass. Real insulting.
 
Zell : Ok, you do better!!!!
 
Bunji : Fine. Hold it right there, you 700 club......weenies.
 
Zell : Oh, real good...
 
Bunji : Better than people.
 
Fangoram : *Pulls out Center Head*
 
Leader : Hey, a cross!  Have you used that to kill heretics?
 
Bunji : Who the hell are you?
 
Leader : I'm... Pat Robertson!
 
Zell : That religious nut job?  The one that ran for president and lost horribly?  The one that blames gays for everything?
 
P.R. - Yeah, pretty much.
 
Bunji : Well, fuck off. 'Cause we like lesbians.
 
Zell : And by "heretics" you mean "religious nut jobs" like you cockers, then yes. We do kill you.....
 
P.R. : THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS ME!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!! GOD TALKS TO ME DIRECTLY!!!!! YOU CAN'T STOP ME!!!!!
 
Bunji : Well, let's just test that theory, eh?
 
(SCENE DELETED TO EXTREME RELIGIOUS VIOLENCE, PART 2)
 
Fangoram : SPORKS!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Zell : Sporks?
 
Bunji : Not quite spoons, not quite forks, but they still suck at killing people.
 
Zell : *Kicking a dead Pat Robertson* I guess that you did die.  Let's go, there's a tape that needs watching.
 
Fangoram : DIBS ON FIRST WATCH!!!!
 
Zell and Bunji : Umm, no.
 
Fangoram : NOOOOO!!!!!  GRAVE!!!!!!!!!!!
 
 
(Some odd many miles away)
 
Bily : (Infront of a computer) Hey, these two girls on this video look familiar....
 
Mika : Hey.....MOM!!!!!!
 
Juji : That's hot.
 
Grave : *Eyes widen, then runs to the bathroom*
 
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WINNER :
 
FANGORAM!!!! GRAVE!!!! BUNJI!!!! EVERYONE WHO DOESN'T LIKE THE 700 CLUB (BUT DON'T SUE US PLEASE.....IT'S JUST A JOKE.)
 
LOSERS :
 
700 CLUB no big loss
 
MIKA!!!

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